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Trump Teases Release Of "Tantalizing" First Phone Call With Ukraine

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In an effort to distract everyone from the details of his "perfect" call with Ukraine's leader on July 25th, President Trump has signaled that he will release the transcript of an earlier call. #Monologue #Impeachment #Colbert
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Nicole Rankin
Nicole Rankin ヶ月 前
He is such a bully...like if he isnt saying something horrible about someone then he is not happy.
Nicole Rankin
Nicole Rankin ヶ月 前
So hes not guilty because hes stupid?? Wtf ... "an innocent state of mind"?? If they're admitting that, why he still in office? TFOH
Erik Swink
Erik Swink ヶ月 前
Anyone else surprised that cbs didnt blur the balls
TheAndasolo
TheAndasolo 3 ヶ月 前
Only the stupid is calling you a president
Paul Brimo
Paul Brimo 5 ヶ月 前
🇺🇸 TRUMP 2020. 🗣Good work Dems on your Incompleachment.
Allen Riggs
Allen Riggs 6 ヶ月 前
Trump needs to be taken out of the white house now
Steven
Steven 6 ヶ月 前
It sure seems wrong when you read it! 😂
james kenyon
james kenyon 6 ヶ月 前
Anyone who knows body language knows that he is lying just look at the way he moves when he speaks.
Alex Lao
Alex Lao 6 ヶ月 前
Graham Balls 🤮
Richard Dastrup
Richard Dastrup 7 ヶ月 前
Trump syndrome much. Stephen Colbert cant get passed the President elect phone calls. Stephen Colbert has no talent. He is a loser whinny all the time
Your old iPod
Your old iPod 7 ヶ月 前
I was gonna call those 1-900 numbers but I don't want to explain the charges when I dispute them with T Mobile.
Alcagaur1
Alcagaur1 7 ヶ月 前
Ah, the "our little darling bites and claws everyone at home, and we just keep our tetanus shots up to date, so why can't you do the same thing at school?" defense.
Marc Whinery
Marc Whinery 7 ヶ月 前
The Stripper was dead when she got here. I know. I paid extra for that service.
bbsy1
bbsy1 7 ヶ月 前
The stripper was dead when she showed up. Lmao! “And only the dumb people are giving the speech” lol
Stephanie Adams
Stephanie Adams 7 ヶ月 前
"Guys... the stripper was dead when she showed up." 😂😂😂. Dying laughing!
Stephanie Adams
Stephanie Adams 7 ヶ月 前
Lindsey Graham's balls...😂😂😂😂
Samuel Rosander
Samuel Rosander 7 ヶ月 前
"We have exceeded our expectations by a very wide margin." My, what a low bar...
Valerie Steinbrugge
Valerie Steinbrugge 7 ヶ月 前
Put any other protected class of human in that stripper joke and it would have never been considered. Find another way to make a point than to desensitize us to the casual murder of women.
t Adler
t Adler 7 ヶ月 前
Who is this Steven so called comedian? He is not even close to being funny! He should try selling French fries at McDonalds.
Chatty Cathy
Chatty Cathy 7 ヶ月 前
OMG the stripper was dead when she showed up....
Chatty Cathy
Chatty Cathy 7 ヶ月 前
LUV the Christmas balls!!
Stefan Kazimirovic
Stefan Kazimirovic 7 ヶ月 前
Does this guy talk about anything besides Trump?
Thats not funny
Thats not funny 7 ヶ月 前
Lindsay Graham's balls!!!!!
Grady Hall
Grady Hall 7 ヶ月 前
SURE..... That’s why they buried the recording
Jonian
Jonian 7 ヶ月 前
Trump has been a president for more than 3 years and he's gon be there 5 more suck it snowflakes.
Nafisa Tabassum
Nafisa Tabassum 7 ヶ月 前
"And only the dumb people are giving the speech." He bumbled into it, but still a brilliant quip.
k1r0sh0
k1r0sh0 7 ヶ月 前
That picture of Bill Taylor looks a lot like the old style Godzilla. Maybe a long lost brother?
A free man
A free man 7 ヶ月 前
No one watches your show except the far Leftists. A mere pittance.
l8tr597
l8tr597 7 ヶ月 前
he breaks three federal laws before lunch everyday
Ron Wuerch
Ron Wuerch 7 ヶ月 前
Cant All The Fools On Here..Scary To See How Many People Dont Have A Life.
gila primak
gila primak 7 ヶ月 前
Hilarious
duhmahsnabores
duhmahsnabores 7 ヶ月 前
Trump is right: "Nothing was done wrong.", because all facts show that "EVERYTHING was done wrong."
daniel beck
daniel beck 7 ヶ月 前
You know I'm wanting to put a list of the best monologues and skits I've seen/heard, and this is going close to the top. I give Jimmy Kimmel respect for the Mar-a-Lego ad he pulled, but this took it to another level. Might even be better then Colbert's epic ripping he did to Trump years ago over the Face the Nation sleight Trump did to Dickerson's face.
Q. Milly
Q. Milly 7 ヶ月 前
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💢😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bryan Hawley
Bryan Hawley 7 ヶ月 前
Should have had a little person dressed as an elf tow it out attached to a Tricycle.
Flounder
Flounder 7 ヶ月 前
I'm not a Trump supporter. Trump will not be impeached. In fact I believe he will win a second term. Not the popular vote but the electoral college just as he did in 2016. People laughed when I said he had a real chance in 2016. And you better believe Don Jr. will make a run in 2024. He is already positioning himself to do so.
Steven Bryant
Steven Bryant 7 ヶ月 前
At 5:20 the GOP is strategizing Trump as having a childish state of mind of which they a interpreting as an innocent state of mind. I would give a child the benefit of the doubt, but not a man-child!
Christopher Blake
Christopher Blake 7 ヶ月 前
Republicans know the difference...they didn't want to be wrong or apologize to the other side...well well whos full of shit now? All dirty roads are leading to the great Orange Goon....They all deserve it. Let them rot. Republicans are accomplices for choosing party over country...they deserve nothing...
Bigbradwolf
Bigbradwolf 7 ヶ月 前
Democrats accuse Trump of the crimes they are guilty of. Ask yourself why the media, Hollywood and the Democrat party used to love Trump before he became a Republican President? Trump has exposed the communist Democrat party, the deep swamp, Hollywood creeps and the fake news and none of these people are happy about it.
Bigbradwolf
Bigbradwolf 7 ヶ月 前
Steven Bryant Business confidence is great under President Trump. The only people complaining are the deep swamp, the fake news and the Communist liberals who have Trump derangement syndrome
Steven Bryant
Steven Bryant 7 ヶ月 前
`Yeah who's the birther here in denial.
Mercedes Tucker
Mercedes Tucker 7 ヶ月 前
Wonderful to laugh. Much needed.
gwheyduke
gwheyduke 7 ヶ月 前
1-900-QUID-PRO-OHHHH
gwheyduke
gwheyduke 7 ヶ月 前
Is trump really so childishly ignorant to think that he did nothing wrong? Ans...?
Orionise
Orionise 7 ヶ月 前
This comment section is *liquid aids*
Cloud
Cloud 7 ヶ月 前
Those balls are life-size as well, such attention to detail
Dan Ellis-Jones
Dan Ellis-Jones 7 ヶ月 前
I wonder how we reinstate truth in politics. A people's law that puts rules around lying? That you can be dismissed immediately if you're found to have lied about something?
Bowlr
Bowlr 7 ヶ月 前
The seal playing the trumpet, I laughed way too hard at that.
sailtheplains
sailtheplains 7 ヶ月 前
5:54 Uh excuse me, that seal is very talented and can move on his paws
Jason Olson
Jason Olson 7 ヶ月 前
This is what happens when Trumptards run ramped all over the place they brought this country down when they sided with devil Trump in the first place but it won't last God will win and he will lose
TheAureliac
TheAureliac 7 ヶ月 前
He's been practicing picking up a glass with only one tiny hand. No wonder he had to draw attention to this bigly accomplishment.
mestizaamericana
mestizaamericana 7 ヶ月 前
Poor seal 😔 how much pain and torture must have the poor seal endure to play the saxophone #wedontdeserveanimals
SRMoore1178
SRMoore1178 7 ヶ月 前
So more people are crying in front of you, eh Trump? Usually they are the big strong muscle men. Some should go up to Trump during one of his gatherings and really start crying. Would love to see his reaction. "Why is this wimp crying? Get him outta here!"
Dani Djm
Dani Djm 7 ヶ月 前
And only the dumb people are giving the speech !!! LMAO!!!
Thomas Panto
Thomas Panto 7 ヶ月 前
Meanwhile, Trump thanks the room full of criminal coronations that SET Our prices, stole our time, labor, money , lives, media to install their henchmen into their government, froze our wages, deported our most productive immigrant workers, made OUR PEOPLE pay their corporation's TARIFFS on China, and directed OUR MONEY to INSATALL a communist as our president.
Vico von Hoppenstedt
„Ideocracy“ finaly came true. „Ow my balls“-day live on tv.
John Roberts
John Roberts 7 ヶ月 前
Trump is the biggest fool of a so called president in history !!!!! 😂😂😂
P Jj
P Jj 7 ヶ月 前
fk colbert....Trump is the President and on his absolute worst day is better than Killarys best day....so you libtards think she would've been nailing it.????????????????.......💩🥵👹
The Great Owl
The Great Owl 7 ヶ月 前
Don't forget to donate to Amy McGrath's campaign.
Craig shlabot
Craig shlabot 7 ヶ月 前
If trump looses and he gets impeached they should make him change his name Back to Drumpf and deny any job or income except to wear a chicken costume at kfc yelling im retarded all day holding a sign that says the same . .. if we all work together we can make that dream come truuuueee
Pamela Batchelor
Pamela Batchelor 7 ヶ月 前
I literally survive Trump era because of Colbert. Makes me so proud to be an American that we can have Lindsey Grms balls on our Impeachment Tree.
Q. Barclay
Q. Barclay 7 ヶ月 前
8:17 😂🤣
Windy Daley
Windy Daley 7 ヶ月 前
Is Kellyanne Conway "Anonymous?"
Glenn Welsh
Glenn Welsh 7 ヶ月 前
Trump likes to tell these little tales about how all these "strong and powerful people were crying" when they met him to make himself seem more powerful and revered. Because in his mind, strong and powerful people don't cry, so the fact that they'd cry in his presence makes them weaker than him. And we know that Trump identifies with strongman leaders like his comrade Putin. So he's going to do what he can to portray himself as a powerful, strong leader who reduces the toughest people to pathetic whimpering children when he's around them.
Charis VanBrimmer
Charis VanBrimmer 7 ヶ月 前
"I ❤️ my murder shed " 😂 One of the best jokes I never thought I would laugh at....because it sums up Drumf
arthur taylor
arthur taylor 7 ヶ月 前
If you all were as smart as your bribed college professors said you were then he would be gone already.
Sean Steele
Sean Steele 7 ヶ月 前
1-900 transcript is really hot!
Sean Steele
Sean Steele 7 ヶ月 前
1-900 transcript is really hot!
Sean Steele
Sean Steele 7 ヶ月 前
Trump is going down but not like he did in Thailand. With most people being PC, I'm not sure why many people still call them lady boys?
ImperturbableLight
ImperturbableLight 7 ヶ月 前
Republictrumptilian brains don't follow, huh, logic. Next time a Republictrumptilian mom find unused crack, bath salts, etc. in daughter's/son's room, there's nothing to worry. "I haven't used it, mom!," Republictrumptilian mom will have to agree.
Dan Heins
Dan Heins 7 ヶ月 前
Yeah he should have been impeached a long time ago. He should have been arrested when he asked the Russians to help him in ‘16.
tam noe
tam noe 7 ヶ月 前
It funny how trump strategize in the open. He break laws in the open and say there is nothing anybody can do about it. I say "Yes We Can". VOTE BLUE
Shantorey Wilkins
Shantorey Wilkins 7 ヶ月 前
🎄🇺🇸🎄🌞🌝🌞
AmethystWoman
AmethystWoman 7 ヶ月 前
Why does he always make strong men cry? Someone needs to look into this further. What exactly is he saying to them? Several times a year, he makes very strong men cry. So often. Is he threatening them? Why? Why do all these strong men cry when he speaks? Please. Yikes. At least make up different lies. I can't believe I just heard the president of the United States actually say "only the smart people are clapping!" Why isn't the press all over that comment. Holy yikes. He just said, according to the lack of clapping, that 75% of his followers are stupid. Well, if the shoe fits. Actually that makes 100% of the people in the room a few points short I think.
Margarita Gomez Medina
TRUMP IS NOT POLITICAL YOU CAN STAR A THIRD WORLD WAR 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
Tony Stark
Tony Stark 7 ヶ月 前
10:05 The moment when you realize those so called "strong farmers" are nothing more than corporate heads, they dont actually do any real farming, their workers do.
AJ P
AJ P 7 ヶ月 前
Cue Gym Jordan. Trumps only defense... yakkity yak y’all
Priestess Auset Ra Amen
1-900 -Quid-Pro-Ohhh OMFG💀💀💀
Melissa Taylor
Melissa Taylor 7 ヶ月 前
Lmfao
Nevuah Gallery
Nevuah Gallery 7 ヶ月 前
That’s right, only the Butt Lickers were clapping.
Maliceah
Maliceah 7 ヶ月 前
When he said "Fox News!" I thought he was going to say "Giant Colon!"
Maliceah
Maliceah 7 ヶ月 前
I'm looking forward to opening up that glittery impeachment gift!
Trump 2020 Looks A Lot Like Trump 2016
13:03