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Trump's New Hampshire Rally: Ivanka Is Beautiful, Coronavirus Will Go Away By Itself

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President Trump held a rally in Concord on the eve of the New Hampshire primary to take the spotlight off Democrats and get out some important messages about family and health. #Monologue #Comedy #Colbert
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Scott
Scott 8 日 前
These idiots have no chance against THE GOAT.
sheri M
sheri M 10 日 前
He has to be the weirdest person the US has had as a president ever! Unbelievably arrogant!
The B I G Vulpes
The B I G Vulpes 15 日 前
And then I kid you not Mr Freeman, he turns to me and says: If you rearrange the letters in the name “Donald Trump” it spells “Plod Turd Man”. Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.
Doru the Soldier
Doru the Soldier 17 日 前
Plod turd man😂😂😂😂 Drumpf is finished this time fr tho🤔🤔🤔
donny hawk
donny hawk 17 日 前
and this snowbob thinks big mikes is the finest piece of swinging meat out there
Pink Freud
Pink Freud 18 日 前
One hundred thousand likes for the last line!😃👍👍👍Pity it wasn't his final episode before suspending production. 'Barr relocated DOJ up Trump's ass' - That was pure perfection!👌
Chris G
Chris G 24 日 前
Lol what an NPC
itowmyhome
itowmyhome 24 日 前
The piano player really should get his own show, such a waste of talent sitting off screen squawking and making useless noises
William Adams
William Adams 26 日 前
Colbert is a douchebag. Seeing him bleating in fear the night of 2016 election gave me a huge laugh. Biden? Really? Just a senile puppet.
Virgle DeBord
Virgle DeBord 27 日 前
LET'S GO BIDEN LET'S GO!
Eliana Nicolson
Eliana Nicolson 27 日 前
This is what MAGA SHOULD mean in 2020... Make America GOOD Again.
Terry Waltman
Terry Waltman 28 日 前
Gothem city vilions are running the assilum. The ovil office is a den of theaves!
Maeghan Corbo
Maeghan Corbo 28 日 前
I live in Concord. We don't love him.
King Kilo
King Kilo 29 日 前
Imagine being a brainded leftist and thinking "plod turd man" is funny, or that any of these "jokes" are funny
antonio volpe
antonio volpe ヶ月 前
Trumpanzee bat soup crazy pandemonium pandemic
Savage Scotsman
Savage Scotsman ヶ月 前
While watching this I didn't laugh once. This didn't seem funny. In fact it seemed painfully unfunny to me. And the political bias on this show as well as in the comments is awful. I mean, for instance, in the comment section people are moaning about Trumps concord rally, saying that it was dumb and that they are all dumb, but did you hear the audience laugh at the Plod Turd Man joke? I'd be embarrassed to have said that lame humourless joke on live TV. I really hope it was canned laughter and boo's otherwise they must screen audience members before they enter for their political views.
bookmarkthis
bookmarkthis ヶ月 前
The most dangerous virus in the USA is the Moron-a-virus AKA Trumposis...
Lee Flanagan
Lee Flanagan ヶ月 前
Plod Turd Man. Ah, this is it. We've finally reached the peak of American humour.
medicinas naturistas
Perform nasal cleaning and gargling with water with maras salt, pink salt or sea salt to prevent influenza viruses and thus prevent worse diseases. **3 fundamental recommendations: 1. cover when sneezing (use disposable tissues) 2. wash your hands constantly 3. If you are sick with flu, do not leave home until you heal to avoid infection.
TheMaloney
TheMaloney ヶ月 前
It’s not pronounced “kon-cord” either. He doesn’t even know where he is.
FIFTY6IX
FIFTY6IX ヶ月 前
Cringe
MegaKossak
MegaKossak ヶ月 前
This is where humor goes to die...
Celso P
Celso P ヶ月 前
-Decreate a mandatory rule so that everyone who comes on a trip, and enters the country is forced to wear the mask for a month, this could reduce the spread of the virus a bit (in case of entering a citizen with the virus) . We must remember the cases of Korea and Italy, countries that are struggling to know who was the first "super contagious patient", it would have been better to be fighting to want to know who was the "less contagious" patient if he had been forced by a law to wear a mask. So that people who have come on a trip and are forced to wear masks, and so that they do not feel "discriminated against", regulate that all public officials (at airports, police, etc.) begin using masks (prevent is better than sorry) in this way travelers will feel that their use is general and non-discriminatory. - During this year, to recommend to people not to shake hands, only one gesture would suffice. - Teach people to make masks at home, with double lining, it is not difficult to manufacture. - In quarantine periods, oblige any citizen who has a simple cough to stay at home. - Prepare ship containers (with prepared rooms) to isolate patients outside the city; ; they are cheaper and fast manufacturing than being doing large hospitals - Instruct citizens that the majority of those killed by Coronavirus are people with low immune defenses, so feed well.
Peter Wright
Peter Wright ヶ月 前
Orange man bad
King Brian Music
King Brian Music ヶ月 前
It is not too surprising that China is treating their citizens in such an inhuman way, basically removing ALL of their individual rights (IF they ever had such rights in that country). But CHRISTIAN COUNTRIES saying that China is doing a good job with the handling of the virus? or even that they should more?? My friends, 1300 people die every day in the US from smoking, but nobody is taking extreme measures for that, right? A sick person is still A PERSON, with INDIVIDUAL RIGHTS and freedom that God gave every human being. In China, the measures taken are truly Draconian, which again is not too surprising in a country which has the dragon as its symbol. Now the government has the right not only to take their temperature, but to look at records and even if they do not have symptoms, the Chinese government can consider that based on your records you are at risk (or because THEY WANT TO) and they can take people into quarantine. This is a VIOLATION of the PRIVACY of human beings. Very cleverly, the Fascist regimes of the 21th Century support themselves with a "supposed" virus, which frankly could be real or not. Real or not, the worst is not the problem, but the solutions that these fascists will bring (there might be other solutions on the way...). Some people in the West even say: "there are too many people in the world anyway, and this is a natural way of remeding that" or they even say "they should quarantine them for 6 months" and worst statements about inhuman treatment. Yes, my friends, these are the Christian countries and even many Christians think in similar lines. If those who call themselves Christians do not start expressing discontent with the inhuman treatment that China is giving to their poor citizens, even reducing them now to colors (red, yellow or green means better social score and therefore ability to BUY OR SELL) there is no hope for the West and the problems that the East is facing will extend to all the world. In a way, the West also has this inhuman classification, but through private companies which "classify" sellers, for instance, into red, yellow or green categories, harming the reputation of sellers online by the mere rating of their buyers. Ultimately, my friends, the truth is that behind the chaos (protests, feminist marches, financial collapse, demoralization of society through Hollywood, FALSE shoo ting events, diseases and draconian "solutions", false science of "global wa rming") it is the sinister hand of Masonry, but even worst... behind that is THE CATHOLIC CHURCH. They want to eventually impose a world fascist theocracy (similar to the Middle Ages) and they will say that everything happening is God punishing the earth and that we need to go back to religious laws (when the Bible clearly supports separation of Church and State). Then they will want to impose their two pillars of their false doctrine, Sunday worship (Sun worship, because the real Sabbath is SATURDAY) and adoration of the Trinity (false pagan concept because Jesus is the SON of God, which comes from God but is SEPARATE from God, and the Holy Spirit is JESUS Spirit). Thank you for reading and please share this message
Geno Mitchalinni
Geno Mitchalinni ヶ月 前
" Even though, I'm not suppose to say it, I want to bang my daughter.".
Kelly Farr
Kelly Farr ヶ月 前
usa lifestyle is the biggest threat to humanity to date. At least trump has not put soldiers in any other nation.......yet.....
Dan
Dan ヶ月 前
Stephens fearmongernig of Sanders is annoying.
Michael R.
Michael R. ヶ月 前
IVANKA for president !
P S
P S ヶ月 前
Let's get rid of Trump in the 2020 election.
Hedgehog's Right of Passage
Poll: How many Agnostics & Atheists have prayed to the Infinite One recently?
nero
nero ヶ月 前
PlOd TuRd MaN!!! ORANGE MAN BAD
FlameAdder
FlameAdder ヶ月 前
6:33 All of the what?
London Britain
London Britain ヶ月 前
Mi & my family loves president Trump Trump 2020 !!!
Asadullah Amanyar
maybe Mr. Trump is right about Corona-virus that "will go away by itself" because it's made in china won't last longer.
defilade 106
defilade 106 ヶ月 前
LMAO! jpvid.net/video/%E3%83%93%E3%83%87%E3%82%AA-q8DxohVot08.html
Marvin Lundy
Marvin Lundy ヶ月 前
Yes we need to flip the Senate. We need to get rid of the following, Lindsey Graham, Mitch McConnell, ,Jim Jordan, John Kennedy, Steve scalise, heck all the repubs who voted for no witnesses just to cover up for trump
James Duffy
James Duffy ヶ月 前
Update on Coronavirus - I believe we have a good idea of the fatality rate from this virus by looking at the Diamond Princess data. This was a ship off Japan that was quarantined due to one passenger who initially had the virus. Later 696 passengers on this ship got the virus (out of 3,500). I believe all passengers were tested (this needs to be checked). You have three deaths so far from this ship. You also have 36 serious/critical passengers (so far) on this ship in the hospital. If we assume that 60% of the critical patients die (per previous medical studies on this virus) that gives you a fatality rate of about 3.5%. This also assumes no additional passengers (probably not a great assumption as it may take a week or two to move to the critical stage) will move into the critical category and that 60% that are critical will die (per other studies). I think that is a reasonable fatality estimate. These were passengers who were required to be tested whether they showed symptoms or not. They had no choice but to get tested. So, this rules out mild cases not being reported. If you get this virus and if you get proper medical care assume a 3.5% fatality rate otherwise assume a higher fatality rate (5-6%). Keep following the Diamond Princess data as that is the key to how dangerous this virus is (at @t. Other countries spread rate is interesting to know but the fatality rate is much more important. Remember other countries do not test everyone only those who are sick or who were exposed to other sick people. Also, it is my understanding that most of the passengers on this ship were over 50 (need to get this data), who probably have other medical issues that make this virus more dangerous. So, we do not have good data for all population groups only those over age 50. My guess from reading other news reports is the fatality rate is lower if you are younger and healthier, but we really do not have any idea how much lower. Unfortunately there are videos out of Iran showing children in Iran barely breathing from the Corona virus. This is really scary stuff.
Russell Speak
Russell Speak ヶ月 前
Trump is funnier than this opening. Not sure what gas they pump into these late night studios to get these audience reactions but I'm sat here stone faced, waiting patiently for the comedy to begin.
Rayan Arslani
Rayan Arslani ヶ月 前
grumpy trumpy did it again
mame53
mame53 ヶ月 前
You have zero talent; no job 0without insulting people. You need Trump😜
SarahJ67
SarahJ67 ヶ月 前
I was watching this with my 57-year-old Mom, and when Stephen said Trump only stays out of books, salad bar lines, and shoes that have to be laced up, she went, "and his wife's bed, probably".
Tom Poster
Tom Poster ヶ月 前
Tulsi Gabbard for President 2020
LaGuerre19
LaGuerre19 ヶ月 前
That bloviating moron saying, "I love Concorde" is like Steve Carell's character in _Anchorman_ saying, "I love lamp."
0234 Xx
0234 Xx ヶ月 前
paid shill
Anonymous 42
Anonymous 42 ヶ月 前
Stephen Colbert is spreading disinformation to America. Facts are that this "recommendation" for a lesser sentence for Stone with DOJ was ongoing for close to if not over 1 week before that tweet from Trump. 9 years in jail is a death sentence for someone like Stone ... is what he did worth putting him to death? Really? Do you even know what he did? “Stone was found guilty of obstruction of a congressional investigation, five counts of making false statements to Congress and tampering with a witness.” ... HOWEVER the jury was rigged ... it's now been proven that the Roger Stone Jury Forewoman was a Far Left Wing Activist! Regardless if this guy was guilty of what he is being charged or not he doesn't deserve to DIE in jail ... the only reason why they are pushing this so hard is because he is Trump's friend ... period.
Richard Dearmond
Richard Dearmond ヶ月 前
I onlysId that if someone doesn’t get rid of Trump, it could lead to WwwII ,....WWWIII.
Richard Dearmond
Richard Dearmond ヶ月 前
Trump hasn’t broken the laws of all of the constitution (yet). But he is going in that direction. If he wants to start WwwIII, he will have to void the second Amendment. I don’t like it but we may need it. I never thought I would say something like that. Incant prove that.he is a Neo-Fascist, but look up some definitions of it. He closely fits the moles. His henchmen and cronies are even closer.
Aphobias Polemos
Aphobias Polemos ヶ月 前
It's going to be fun watching Trump destroy the democratic commie party over the next 4 years.
Aphobias Polemos
Aphobias Polemos ヶ月 前
@Bosstown Dynamics Nothing more fun than a all out civil war and thousands of liberal/demoRATS commie's bodies thrown into mass graves
Bosstown Dynamics
Nothing more fun than a single party dictatorship. Oh wait
Jeannie Glodoo
Jeannie Glodoo ヶ月 前
Geee an jang g ee an jang gee an gean ge an jang.
rob360ize
rob360ize ヶ月 前
Came across one of your videos during the 2016 presidential elections lol and you are saying Trump will NOT be President. You got to love it... You really don't have a clue. If Trump doesn't win what the hell are you going to talk about you twit
robert yetter
robert yetter ヶ月 前
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notabout theclicks
The audience's enthusiasm is just as banal as this content is insatiable. Smh AF😲
Liz Cleave
Liz Cleave ヶ月 前
So far this year 14,000 people have died from the flu in the USA 🇺🇸 reported by the CDC. Over 1,875 deaths so far from the COVIDE 19 virus that we know of. Because China 🇨🇳  could be withholding the true numbers, With so many unknowns is it really smart to have the Olympics right next-door in Japan 🇯🇵 this summer. Researchers are stating that the virus would probably die off by summer because of the warm temperatures. We can see in history that is not always the case in 1918 over 50,000,000 were killed by the influenza epidemic that lasted for over a year 😷. 206 countries will be bringing their athletes to Japan for the summer 2020 Olympics. Is it wise to have so many people in one place that could spread to so many different countries. What is everyone’s thoughts 🤔💭 on this?
seeni gzty
seeni gzty ヶ月 前
#PLOD 2020
Dayon Mage
Dayon Mage ヶ月 前
Wake up, Europeans. Our own governments are depopulating us within our own cultures and societies. Squandering and desecrating everything decent and wholesome which may be linked to a glorious past. A glorious past which they try to brainwash us into apologizing for. We must rise above the pop-culture brainwashing attempts and rediscover rootedness and solidarity.
seeni gzty
seeni gzty ヶ月 前
5:30 he said that because he knew people like you would react like this-
M. A.
M. A. ヶ月 前
Guess it is ok to be a traitor, these days.
serdy ximi
serdy ximi ヶ月 前
I’m going to a Bernie rally in Charlotte on Friday
Connie Bailey
Connie Bailey ヶ月 前
America: The Best Justice Money Can Buy POTUS is open for business. No bribe too large.
Cookie Grandpa fiddle diddle
orange man bad
Angela Fisher
Angela Fisher ヶ月 前
Rearranging his name I prefer Dlop turd man. Reminds me more of the sound a turn makes when it hits the water..... Gold or porcilin turds still hit the water making an annoying splash. : ) and with all that fatty food ewwwwww. Wonder if he has to use a golden plunger
serdy ximi
serdy ximi ヶ月 前
🤣
Larry Panozzo
Larry Panozzo ヶ月 前
Bernie 2020 🇺🇸
Phourc
Phourc ヶ月 前
Don't boo, vote!
Research0digo
Research0digo ヶ月 前
Stevie Wonder's Higher Ground was the outro @ 10:12 !
Zeenath Baig
Zeenath Baig ヶ月 前
OOOKKKK now I understand that cryptic statement..India is not being nice but I like Modi ...a Lot....Modi and Amit shah have destroyed the entire adminstrative legislative and judicial systems in india ...your guy is learning from our group of RSS goons...if so first target will be the educational institutions...starting with schools. God indeed Save America...Bless it too.
Off Grid
Off Grid ヶ月 前
Okay Colbert!!!!! Here the deal! I don't subscribe to any u-tube chanel ever! I mean ever! So, this brings me to the issues at hand. I live in the country. I have an antenna, government box, and a 45 year old console t.v.! Normally, this allows me to watch your mashed tators, gravy apple pie whipped cream sour mash whiskey you deliver as your monologue. However, having the network with a tower as old as my t.v ., the wind blew it over and right now I don't get cbs. This leaves me to troll the u-tube postings to catch your nightly episodes. I suffer through trolls like sucker fish, that live off the droppings they find floating at the bottom of the pond to get your show! The last one I clicked on had the sound set so bad it sounded like nails on a chalk board. Is it your intentions to make your loyal listeners go through this pain just to get a subscriber? I mean really! Come on man, it's public television! Is it CBS? I'd Lihue an answer here. If I could afford it I would come to the show and ask personally. I mesh what's a guy to do here? Watch Jimmy Kimmel? That is just like having to eat dry cereal with a fork! So what's it going to take to get a little nightly Colbert without having to deal with the sucker fish droppings that u-tube feeds on just to get another click on the viewer list?
cnmmd qiuoo
cnmmd qiuoo ヶ月 前
Stone deserves a harsher sentence.
Lumberklik
Lumberklik ヶ月 前
What is Steyer saying in the Fury Road intro?
cnmmd qiuoo
cnmmd qiuoo ヶ月 前
charges are so serious...plz
Tommy Pierson
Tommy Pierson ヶ月 前
MAGA definition: Making Anal Great Again
cnmmd qiuoo
cnmmd qiuoo ヶ月 前
Seven felonies and Dump wants no prison time. It's good to be a rich old white guy.
em gece
em gece ヶ月 前
When's he dissed the audience for being late in booing Trump. Lol!
Matt Munn
Matt Munn ヶ月 前
5:30 he said that because he knew people like you would react like this-
joseph prouse
joseph prouse ヶ月 前
#PLOD 2020
cnmmd qiuoo
cnmmd qiuoo ヶ月 前
It really is embarrassing.
Jim Hensley
Jim Hensley ヶ月 前
Steve you are awesome 👍👌, who or how can anyone justify D J T and feel good about themselves
Jithin Jacob
Jithin Jacob ヶ月 前
He didn't mention the Coronavirus
Earthling
Earthling ヶ月 前
Stephen Colbert is part of the infection, if you allow entertainers to do your research, then you are the ignorant party that is willing to believe anything thats amusing not real facts. Wake up people!!!
Fire*Minx
Fire*Minx ヶ月 前
🤣
Dark Horse
Dark Horse ヶ月 前
Thank you so much for the wonderful healing gift of laughter. So helpful when one feels just misery at the state of our world....
popo kaito
popo kaito ヶ月 前
SHOULD BE CALLED THE ALL WE TALK ABOUT IS TRUMP SHOW
Linda Pelletier
Linda Pelletier ヶ月 前
He doesn't even know where Concord is... what an idiot he is.. but the people that he pays, cheer him on. He never knows what he's gonna say. Makes shit up all the time.
DTR CHA
DTR CHA ヶ月 前
Trump cages young kids. Merkel should have slapped his 🍊 makeup Visage and then once more with the other hand.
Mick Broderick
Mick Broderick ヶ月 前
charges are so serious...plz
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