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The president's latest message about his handling of Hurricane Maria is quite possibly the worst string of words he's ever assembled.
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2018/09/14

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Rosemary Williams
Rosemary Williams 2 時間 前
So My President hates me because I'm Black, Middle Class, Yong Female, and Now you want me to add my disability to that list? What The Bleep is Going On! I'm going to DVR the PURGE!
Kimmy Howell
Kimmy Howell 2 時間 前
Somebody....anybody...delete his twitter already
Eric Manso
Eric Manso 2 時間 前
Moses for the win
Thomas Bouric
Thomas Bouric 3 時間 前
Sunny Thunders sounds like a co-star for Stormy Daniels.
David Mitchell
David Mitchell 4 時間 前
The sad thing is, some Americans still love him. Please WAKE UP. They'll hate me too, oh well
jenifer cronin
jenifer cronin 4 時間 前
WHEN. I. SAY. THIS. I. MEAN. IT. from the. BOTTOM. OF. ME. HEART. ... .. SUX2B.U !
jenifer cronin
jenifer cronin 4 時間 前
ALL. YOU. LIBTARD. TRAITORS. NEED. TO. START. PACKING. !! GONNA. BE. A. LONG. TRIP. 1WAY
jenifer cronin
jenifer cronin 4 時間 前
STEVEY. KNOWS. HIS. TIME. IS. S H O R T. COMEDY. IN. PANIC. MODE
Jonatc87
Jonatc87 4 時間 前
What. "(Implied: When it's) 7ft tall, it's extremely life-threatening." No. If it gets even halfway to your knees, the risk of tripping/knocking is severe and you can drown... Why wait for 7ft?
István Sipos
István Sipos 5 時間 前
this is terrible for blind people. and I'm sure, there are good blind people. on both sides. both sides.
Elijah Marshall
Elijah Marshall 5 時間 前
genetic emotional first both expensive beside persuade dynamics just raise resident.
Chip Gaasche
Chip Gaasche 6 時間 前
Colbert is like a child that didn't get his way. Pathetic excuse for a talk show host.
Marny5580
Marny5580 7 時間 前
Trump is just aching to push that War Button - he has said 'why have it if we don't use it?' I have come up with something that I can live with: if Trump pushes that button, I hope and pray that he is the last human standing - alone - on the entire planet. Who will he bully?
Ronney Rendon
Ronney Rendon 9 時間 前
Cabbage Patch American!
Melinda Crain
Melinda Crain 9 時間 前
I'd love to see Jeff Sessions tell President Pussy-Grabber to go to hell and do it in such a way that Trump would look forward to the trip.
clydefrosch
clydefrosch 10 時間 前
steph, either color in both beard and hair, or own the silver all the way
ptanyuh
ptanyuh 8 時間 前
Either STFU or stop watching.
Pamella Franklin
Pamella Franklin 11 時間 前
Although what is happening in the White House is terrible, it was nice to be able to laugh at the monologue.
Kegan Mitchell
Kegan Mitchell 12 時間 前
CUNTBEAR FOR PRESIDENT. 💩💩💩💩
Giblet The Overlords Favorite Minion
ok I'm ready to wake up from this nightmare now......nope this is real and is still happening
Hott three
Hott three 15 時間 前
🕯️🕯️看美女露点私㊙️视频加微信号hot5383❤️会更好尴尬的方法y h h
Dean William
Dean William 15 時間 前
yes it was win loose. she lost n he won. get over it, hes been there 2 years n will b there another 2 years.
Candy Cane
Candy Cane 15 時間 前
For real about the blind people??? Really??
Linda K
Linda K 15 時間 前
The same Puerto Rico that he didn’t even know what was part of America, is that the one he loves?
Marco .Barrios
Marco .Barrios 17 時間 前
Don't forget Drumpf is just the symptom; the real problem are his enablers: Millions of proud to be stupid and ignorant people; driven by con men republican/evangelist/ greedy corporate ready to destroy the planet just to fill their pockets. ( The enablers just don´t understand that there is not enough money to buy a new planet once this one is dead).
Yourna Mehere
Yourna Mehere 17 時間 前
All you need is Jean Grey from X2.
TheGamingKid7
TheGamingKid7 18 時間 前
4:08 No one wants Jeff’s Job
Campy Camp
Campy Camp 19 時間 前
IF you voted for Trump you have to take part blame for all the shit that is going on. Also you're dumb as a brick
mg try       awayne qaBowlby
If Truml is ever jailed, can he be sent to a Puerto Rican Prison? Doesn't Trump realize the Justice Department, is a federal executive department of the U.S. government, responsible for the enforcement of the law and administration of justice in the United States? The sad thing is the one good thing Jeff Session's has done gets him in the most trouble. Please Vote Blue for real changes in 2018 and 2020. It matters now more tan ever.
UnicornsAreNice
UnicornsAreNice 20 時間 前
Holy shit, the writing on this segment is goldener than gold. Y'all scorched the damn earth with these burns!
Lose your grip and slip
I'm still waiting for Trump to announce a competition that he will be holding with all these old men mentioned here. They will be competing to see who has the droopiest, old man's ball sack, as well as who has the most old age spots on their dick.
Rienk Kroese
Rienk Kroese 日 前
Probs for Hans!! :D HAHAHAHA
Alex Devens
Alex Devens 日 前
Nothing gets under my skin more than Colbert's Trump impression, it's so unpleasant to listen to, even worse than Alec Baldwin's. Not only is he cringey, he's also offensively unfunny.
Alex Devens
Alex Devens 日 前
Although admittedly, there were precisely two jokes that did make me genuinely laugh: the "magic gray circle" joke and the "reading by groping" joke.
Oshene Campbell
Stephen Colbert.. you gotta LOVE this guy. Every time I watch his show my day is made a whole lot better. How he always ROASTS Trump is the icing on the cake.
Todd Remington
This is the best thing ever. Keep it up Colbert. Been watching since daily show. You da man
raul ruiz
raul ruiz 日 前
so only 20 died in katrina the rest without resources to stay alive dont count....cause all is for him to not look bad
Alessandra Rasile
This dude in the white house is really stupid. Unbelievable the delusional world this man lives in.
Daniel Wolkoff
Colbert is sponsored by Chevron, and that sucks. "there is no such thing as climate change", it's just a fucking huge amount of rain.................right Noah?
Sheila D
Sheila D 日 前
It confirms trump as the worst president America has ever had, shameful !!! #MAGA #trumpism
Milo
Milo 日 前
You really have to be a pos-idiot to be a trump supporter.
gogotshi
gogotshi 日 前
im reading the comments below and many people compare thrump with hitler and Thats an insult.. for hitler.. wich i dont care anyway... Actions do more than words or comments, US people should rise and demand what they thing is right for them.. i think thrump doesnt qualify as a human being he comes from the jurassic way of doing buisness (for me is stealing) he doesnt realize or is icapable to see that this are other times..
Mihai-Ciprian Ghilinta
What a shit stain Trump is...
Gary Perrone
Gary Perrone 日 前
That was RICH! Great monologue. As always, funny in a sort of awful way.
Delbar Ghahreman
I don't watch the news,specifically when Trump is on! Thank you for giving us the worst of a this retarted man the way we can handle and laugh 👌😅
Krystal Tomlin
And next Trump's gonna tells us the Democrats stole his cookies.
JODIE LYNNE RAMEY
You were really cruel on Mattis eye bags. Ouch. If you had been talking about me, I would have killed you and then myself. Lighten up Stephen. Very cruel.
Bill Baldwin
Bill Baldwin 日 前
Our fake president is long overdue for a prison sentence. Bad politics. Pass it on!
Graham Burrows
Heheheh reading through groping
Arthur Watts
Arthur Watts 日 前
We can laugh, and Trump is always a good laugh, but I doubt that anyone in New Orleans was laughing after Katrina. Dodgy CGI aside, I'm all for telling people to get out while they still can.
Brandon Jackson
This makes me not want to see tomorrows tweets.
Davey Jones
Davey Jones 日 前
6 more years of watching you all squirm lmao
Hexanitrobenzene
6:23 Reading through groping :D
David Edwards
President tRump, telling lies? What a shock that is. He seems to be such an honorable, trustworthy, hardworking president. Desperate to do a good job for the American people. I do not need to stay hear and listen to or read all these insults about the great tRump, so I an going to climb on my unicorn and fly back to my enchanted forest.
Manuel Gruber
mood tobacco talented opposition turkey green lovely close.
Gordon Anderson
MOD DOG MOD DOG! it is foaming at the tweeter!
Azure Balmung
Was about to be surprised that Trump didn't mention something about Trump Tower not having anyone who's blind, but as Trump does, he took an expectation and made it worse.
Azure Balmung
Jesus christ, don't introduce the idea of reading-by-touch to Trump, now I'm picturing Trump trying to grant approval to a new line of Braille female shorts with the 'dots' across the back.
Azure Balmung
Before clicking: How could it possibly be worse. After watching: ....Right, forgot Trump is the champion of new lows.
Kohlenstoffisotop12
And Captain Cold Beard struck once again.
good karma
good karma 日 前
LOL! President Trump is awesome! Colbert sucks! Trump for president 2020! keep America great!
hans meiser
hans meiser 日 前
this new beard and then this moses meme...pls dont..pls just shave bruh:D
Kestrels Call
That beard though. 😍
Brightson David
6:58 Is that "Kendrick Lamar - Humble" being played in the background?
Angela Burdsall
Stephen for President
MartaVdz
MartaVdz 日 前
OMG even if "just" 18 people died, it´s still a tragedy, not an opportunity to argue about numbers...
Nicky M.
Nicky M. 日 前
That's probably the Architect he just flat out refused to pay. Accepted his work, but no pay.
Nem Sei o Que Dizem - Podcast
As always funny show! Love from Portugal :D
Mr Force
Mr Force 2 日 前
Donny Toadstool
smackdowner
smackdowner 2 日 前
I always said Trump was a piece of shit but this is a new low for the motherfucker no doubt.Impeach this clown and lock his ass up
Yujiro Hanma
Yujiro Hanma 2 日 前
politcial propaganda in news, hollywwod, sports and now comedy
Chisom Anyanwu
Chisom Anyanwu 2 日 前
"But, but, Obama wore a tan suit!"
Chisom Anyanwu
Chisom Anyanwu 2 日 前
"I do not recall" Jeff Sessions still hasn't been fired after all Trumps trash talking?
Mino Mohamed
Mino Mohamed 2 日 前
Nobody can't make that
Alain Archambault
64 may have died as a direct result, but those 3000 died due to lack of services. That says volumes about the lack of response, to an island territory that's already in deep debt.
Merry Walsh
Merry Walsh 2 日 前
Please vote those Trump protectors in Congress out in November. Blue wave!
iemon
iemon 2 日 前
That suit is dapper!
Paul Young
Paul Young 2 日 前
Stephen Colbert is one of the worst TV personalities I have ever seen. He should be taken off the air. He sounds very uneducated
Daniel Wanak
Daniel Wanak 2 日 前
Why did us Christians vote for him?
hoylemd
hoylemd 2 日 前
# of dead from Hurricane Maria: 2975 # of dead from 9/11: 2996
Shawna Ajdini
Shawna Ajdini 2 日 前
I'm seriously digging the beard!
bibi omo
bibi omo 2 日 前
I knew who Trump was way back in 2000 when I read about him. I knew he is incapable of empathy and lack morals. He is dead to me after hearing him say “I will stand in 5th Avenue and shoot a person and I will not lose a vote” .What an audacity! I can’t even fathom that analogy. How can you even support such a person who takes pleasure in harming a person. I am not moved nor surprised by subsequent tweets. It can’t get any worse. Go out and Vote for Democrats if you want Change.
sUshipenn23
sUshipenn23 2 日 前
Libtard propaganda
guapoxti
guapoxti 2 日 前
Impeach him now!
Liz W
Liz W 2 日 前
Trump Tower is decorated HIDEOUSLY. And the food sucks. Prayers for Puerto Rico! I bet there are a lot of deaths still not counted.
D Neal
D Neal 2 日 前
Just a reminder as some have commented on here; cadet bonespurs coward the liar actually said this DURING 911. A REAL PATRIOT people.com/politics/trump-911-interview-building-tallest-lower-manhattan/
Joshua Ligairi
Joshua Ligairi 2 日 前
"If you've seen Trump Tower, I'm pretty sure blind people decorated it." Savage! 6:54
shonjayt
shonjayt 2 日 前
Lmao Jon played humble when Steven did the trump tower joke
Kyle Norris
Kyle Norris 2 日 前
God damn his imitation is spot on
Joshua Ligairi
Joshua Ligairi 2 日 前
"You'd think Trump would love braille, it's like reading through groping." 6:05 Haha So good.
joe kimberlin
joe kimberlin 2 日 前
trump is the biggest piece of shit to have ever lived on earth.
mirinae
mirinae 2 日 前
Trump is just being like he has been his whole life. The real scandal is that at least every third American still thinks that he is a good president.
Bryan McGucken
Bryan McGucken 2 日 前
Hey, I may be blind but I have much better taste!
San Fran
San Fran 2 日 前
One've the women who i used to follow on my twitter account was quoted as saying "social media" is "one've the worst inventions ever". Since i had a twitter account too follow women like her (dream come true) i needless to say deleted mine. Imagine that. Its also said the same about the mirror by a celebrity.
Stewie_21 Parsons
"A man whose eyes count as carry on bags." 😆😆🤣🤣 I'm DYING!!!
Rory Scottish
Rory Scottish 2 日 前
The USA has some good comedians. I hope the storms in the USA calm down.
Michael Anderson
Maybe the media (ALL of it, FOX too) should have been reporting on that [Puerto Rico] instead of chasing his tweets. I follow Reuters and they never dropped coverage of the tragedy.
Yvonne Russman
Yvonne Russman 2 日 前
I think that weather graphic is badass. LOL
Novad selir
Novad selir 2 日 前
I thought the water nation was supposed to be the good guys.
stan jansen
stan jansen 2 日 前
cool down green running tomorrow notion dramatically float performer highly swear.
zoyten
zoyten 2 日 前
OMFG HE IS JUST OUTA CONTROL! how in the ass is he still even near the white house
Linda deLeve
Linda deLeve 3 日 前
Stephen, check out “How to lose 10 years instantly.”......Shave!