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The president's latest message about his handling of Hurricane Maria is quite possibly the worst string of words he's ever assembled.
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2018/09/14

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Poetry Ignorantly
I want you to know something little man those things walking around you are glorious designs of mine you treat them like pawns I am the chess master and you can’t out play the Chess master so fix yourself I have so many ways to get around you you’re middle name is a j so I find your temperature very very adorable your picking a match with the game you set the difficulty I am god level you’ll meet the other levels. Secretary level. Butler level. Officer level. Senator level. President level. I am God level. There’s an infinite enumerable levels between us. Pick the one that you can handle because nobody can out handle God. Creation.
Poetry Ignorantly
Your a less than human moving mass of filth
Poetry Ignorantly
Your my favorite bunch of lying ungrateful fake dead people
Frøx Frøx
Frøx Frøx 10 日 前
Orange man bad. Donland Droompf bad. Fake hair. Diversity is our greatest strength. Traps R Gay.
Truth Told
Truth Told 10 日 前
MAGA 2020🇺🇸Save stupid people from hurting themselves! 🐘
j en
j en 11 日 前
you should change the name of your "country" to CLOWNLAND
Paul Burns
Paul Burns 13 日 前
One more demonstration by Drumpf, to prove he was was conceived via "Anal Intercourse " !!!
Dee Elo
Dee Elo 15 日 前
Soooooo hysterically funny OMG. How do u do it?
Pia Rossi
Pia Rossi 15 日 前
He is a selfish monster cares nothing about Americans just The power he gets being the fake presidents that wants the second term with the stupid wall
Michael Kelligan
Michael Kelligan 15 日 前
I see you have a cushion for cocksucking on your face Stephen, and its white too......you've been busy! 😂
PAPA Giarnella
PAPA Giarnella 15 日 前
Hahahabahahahaa
ZW XIAO
ZW XIAO 16 日 前
Colbert looks better with beard😀
Home Love
Home Love 17 日 前
I really love Colbert's new look - he should have kept it. The suit is STYLISH! Love the color palette and how it matches his beard. He should have splurged on a new pair of not-brown specs and that would have made the look perfect. Looking like this, he gives off an 'Iron Man' vibe. And RD rocks as Iron Man 😚
Thought for the Day
Callous without ambiguity, Trump is a disgrace!
Wajahat Shah
Wajahat Shah 20 日 前
Like your style when u read Tramp tweets
Alexander Stiles
Alexander Stiles 21 日 前
Annnnnnnd he fired Mattis. Oof
Pablo Gonzalez
Pablo Gonzalez 23 日 前
Colbert is the best... Can't stopping watching all these clips on Trump HAHA
David Edwards
David Edwards 27 日 前
Hearing her talking about the water coming up her shins reminds me of the way to tell the difference between Pros and Poetry. It is a simple verse. "There was a little girl, who was really just a Runt. She was standing in the water that reached up to her knees". That is Pros. When the water get's deeper it will become poetry.
Lizzyloohoo12
Lizzyloohoo12 12 日 前
Don't you mean Prose, not Pros? No hate, that's just what I've heard, so now i'm confused.
Phương Linh Trần Lê
I knew about Obama at the same time i knew about social network like Facebook and Twitter (i’m young lol). At the time, i wish the politicians in my country were that cool, or at least cool enough to have social network account. Then there’s Trump, i’m like i’m okay now, they’re cool
glointhedark11323
Pff. All the likers of this video need a red pill. Fake news is confusing you under a guile.
janning schrotter
Trump is not wrong Total fatalities: 3,057 not just in Puerto Rico but in over 20 locations some of them not even us territories. Under Bush They Evan Show the US casualties divided. 1,836 total Not including Haiti or the DR unlike the 3,057 which does.
65wiseman
65wiseman ヶ月 前
Did Trump ever take English in school?
65wiseman
65wiseman ヶ月 前
Trump has brought so much unintended laughter to the world. The undisputed king of comedy. He probably does most of his tweets while sitting on the can.
Rachel Fleming
Rachel Fleming ヶ月 前
The Mueller Investigation is the reason I can sleep at night. Robert Mueller is probably a hero.
Meganesia Shan
Meganesia Shan ヶ月 前
Colbert 'the chin hawk..
Proxima Centauri
Proxima Centauri ヶ月 前
LOVE YOU STEVE COLBERT....for the first few minutes after the Moses departs the sea part. After that, new writers NEEDED. OR else you MUST BE INSANE.
Mr MEMé
Mr MEMé ヶ月 前
Grey Beard, Blakk Hair. .. How ¿¿¿¿
daMirko
daMirko ヶ月 前
Despite the fact, that this is something everybody should be ashamed of, i wanna bring something different up... I'm from germany, but i always like, when there are jokes about germans and when there's somebody trying to speak german or is imitating an accent, to pretend being german 😂 It's funny as hell and i don't feel insulted or offended by that...don't stop that 😄 🤗 We have enough idiots in our country, that still claim this is a german only place and they're extremely proud being german...those morons really need to get rid of thoughts like that and start gettin' easy & funny again...mostly about themselves...😤 If you can't laugh about yourself, you better get lost...and don't start or join any serious conversation, where sarcastic comments may pop up... 🤗 ...thanx...i know, this was out of context...
P Lucas
P Lucas ヶ月 前
Well...there IS a difference between died in/during the hurricane and died from the conditions which resulted from the hurricane. Many people died from THE EFFECTS of the hurricane but not actually DURING the hurricane. This distinction is beyond the miniscule reasoning powers of President Turnip.
Quentin Moon
Quentin Moon ヶ月 前
Boy he goes out of his way to make himself look like a fool sometimes doesn't he?
Donovan Fölscher
Democrats should boycott Twitter since it is now a political tool used to spread hate
Lelynn Miller
Lelynn Miller ヶ月 前
I luv how well he imitates him 😄😆😅
Lelynn Miller
Lelynn Miller ヶ月 前
Republicans & Democrats.... Like its the new age *Bloods & Crips* (only WORSE) 🙇 RealityTV/SoapOpera... I don't really follow politics but I do have opinions. 🙅So I did vote. I tried to vote AGAINST him tho 🙅 . Not necessarily cuz I wanted Hilary, I just didn't want HIM❗ (It work when I voted against Romney) Look what happend last time we had a Republican President 🙄 I was worried😟. Republicans always seem to wanna argue if that can't convince every1 to agree wit them. 😕 Maybe next election he'll go away. Or maybe he'll rig that 1 too. 🙄 C how Hilary didn't get all butt hurt when she lost.... 🤔 I bet if roles were reversed he'd b asking for a recount from every state. I think its bullsh!t too that it looked like they didnt even finish counting them in Michigan. 😒
Josue Pina
Josue Pina ヶ月 前
This thing is scary.
Josue Pina
Josue Pina ヶ月 前
The word for it is reapers.
Petyr Kowalski
Petyr Kowalski ヶ月 前
Trump,has this unique knack of grossly offending everyone and bigging himself up at the same time. He truly is a vile excuse for a human being.
Jerome FitzRoy
Jerome FitzRoy ヶ月 前
Who’s laughing now? I’m the guy with the boat on the driveway!
Nate Free K-9 Help
I want a magic grey circle :-)
AtomicBlast
AtomicBlast ヶ月 前
I mean... he’s not wrong about the democrats doing lots to make him look bad, when he’s actually kinda doing a good job at certain things.
Evolutionary Advantage
“Reading through groping”..... haha
Franz Pattison
Franz Pattison ヶ月 前
Trump sounds like Derek Zoolander
Wolfeur
Wolfeur 2 ヶ月 前
And to think that this person has access to and authority on the biggest military force on Earth. And nukes.
gplaymaker28
gplaymaker28 2 ヶ月 前
Well Jeff is gone
Asbestos Fish
Asbestos Fish 2 ヶ月 前
*_when did he grow the beard and how the fuck does it look like it does and does not exist at the same time._*
Youth F7C
Youth F7C 2 ヶ月 前
Beard looks good!
Ule Mse
Ule Mse 2 ヶ月 前
Lol! The insults on this video 😂
Knut-Hinrichq Walter
I'am german, but think Stephen Colbert must be a nightmare for Donald Trump together with Meryl Streep, Madonna and Robert de Niro et alii !
PutinWithAnimals
PutinWithAnimals 2 ヶ月 前
WTF is that in the beginning xP
nightjar
nightjar 2 ヶ月 前
They should have installed the braille to say "trump is an a**hole".
mike warner
mike warner 2 ヶ月 前
Late night is such trash nowdays. None of this is remotely funny.
Denis Nadeau
Denis Nadeau 2 ヶ月 前
Squeeze it Moo Moo !!!! LMAO!!!!!
Arch Linux
Arch Linux 2 ヶ月 前
just kick this libtard off the air already.
Christy H
Christy H 2 ヶ月 前
Too funny love love ur show👍💕🇺🇸✌💜😄👊
T Slap
T Slap 2 ヶ月 前
I went to Puerto Rico this past august. A few people died in the hurricane and A lot of other people died do to no electricity. I you're an elderly person living in 100 degree weather with no air conditioner and fan you'll drop dead too.
Georg Zug
Georg Zug 2 ヶ月 前
In Germany we have a nice joke abaut Trump: Why needs Trump two Viagras? When he only takes one ,it lifts only his right arm.
Terry Buckalew
Terry Buckalew 2 ヶ月 前
I have never loved a president more than trump. May all unsaved people wake up. Remember Noah's ark. Christine r telling u to repent. There is an end to the bible
Lelynn Miller
Lelynn Miller ヶ月 前
U can't actually believe that all those animals we're rounded up & put in 1 boat... Dude it woulda been a feeding frenzy. & how would they get all those animals from all over the world? The ark is 1 of the least believed stories ain't it? Did u kno that libraries keep bibles in the fiction section. I'm jus saying, don't b mad just cuz I don't agree wit u & don't call me ne names either. I don't go calling ppl out there name & I'd appreciate if ppl wouldn't do it to me. I'm just saying, cuz this is the comment section & that's what its for. Ppl shouldn't go around telling ppl to repent n sh!t. Ppl r obviously gonna do what they want. I jus look at it as , sum ppl add up all the *facts* & then theres others, who like their willful ignorance. Who is ne1else to b judging others?
jaylynn444
jaylynn444 2 ヶ月 前
Maybe I’m being naive - but isn’t this PROOF that he is mentally unstable??? There is SO much proof that he’s either got dementia (Apologizing that Melania couldn’t be there, & forgetting that his own wife is standing right behind him?!😳), mental illness or both? I did a narcissistic personality disorder test for him I found online - & he displays every single symptom almost daily - On video for all to see!! WHY is this freak still in the WH???!!
Matthew Green
Matthew Green 2 ヶ月 前
The weather channel's graphics make them look like mages summoning floods.
Jade Birk
Jade Birk 2 ヶ月 前
Cabbage Patch American Jeff S. 😂😂😂
Tim Alford
Tim Alford 2 ヶ月 前
Trump will have to answer to God Almighty one day!!! And so will all his accult!!!!!
Benjamin Matthews
Benjamin Matthews 2 ヶ月 前
Why are there people stupid enough to believe everything Trump says?
jay native
jay native 2 ヶ月 前
I knew Drump would clash with General Madison. Mad Dog is an idol to Marines and we represent honor courage and commitment. Marines follow a strict code of morals logic and ethics. Not to be concerned with our incompetent president and his divisiveness and hate rhetoric. United we stand tall.
ldylkr
ldylkr 2 ヶ月 前
Hanns is good people.
Ewan McNeill
Ewan McNeill 2 ヶ月 前
He sounds like Dr Evil when he does his trump impression
Matthew Creigh
Matthew Creigh 2 ヶ月 前
Woohoo, Stephen doesn't hold back 😂😂😂
Jordan McCall
Jordan McCall 2 ヶ月 前
when he went to puerto rico after the hurricane he made a joke about " ...you people are costing me a whole lot of money here!!! like he ever paid a dime in taxes anyway, he gets money back...
elena floren
elena floren 2 ヶ月 前
VOTE!!!!!!!
Tristan Möller
Tristan Möller 2 ヶ月 前
It’s like you constantly loose respect for this guy
Tristan Möller
Tristan Möller 2 ヶ月 前
I love how abruptly it ends after the last joke. A real cliffhanger to not a story
EveryThingGirl238
EveryThingGirl238 2 ヶ月 前
I'll admit.... him with a beard is just hard to see...
Walter De wit
Walter De wit 2 ヶ月 前
Glad he got rid of the beard.
Cairo Time
Cairo Time 2 ヶ月 前
And October 25th 2018 says 'hold my beer'.
polite critique
polite critique 2 ヶ月 前
3000 did not die on 911 it was a false Israeli flag
Sean Ford
Sean Ford 2 ヶ月 前
Stephan Colbert has become santa Claus.
Pam Miner
Pam Miner 2 ヶ月 前
I hate it when he lies, and his fans eat it all up. He can and does say very outrageous things and his fans believe it. He should be president to ALL Americans but several times in every speech he dies and makes things up about "the Democrats" Who he says has a new position, the "No borders policy"! He is president to only republicans, and wants to get id of Democrats and people who are less white than blue eyed blonds. The proposed GOP budget for the coming year is going to cut Medicare, Medicaid and Social Security by "a whole lot of money " so they can justify giving the richest people another big tax break. I don't know by how many millions or thousands $$. On top of that it is proposed that people who take prescription narcotics to be limited to the equivalent of 20 milligrams a day, not near enough to be of much help, millions of people who suffer from severe chronic pain-including Veterans, so expect to see a steep rise in suicides.
Truth Told
Truth Told 2 ヶ月 前
MAGA 2020 🇺🇸
john
john 2 ヶ月 前
I love reading these comments. Completely unhinged and utterly detached from reality. You lost. You WILL lose again. No one wants gay black folks running the country. It's just not ever going to happen.
john
john 2 ヶ月 前
Making jokes about a deadly storm ? Real classy work.
Terry Guerra
Terry Guerra 2 ヶ月 前
Colbert for President!
Otto Freeman
Otto Freeman 2 ヶ月 前
worse Trevor Noah lul
fastcore algorithm
fastcore algorithm 2 ヶ月 前
japan denies the number of chinese citizens killed in nanking, trump denies the number of puerto rico citizens killed in the hurricane
Sai Subhash
Sai Subhash 2 ヶ月 前
Holy shit those graphics were indeed scary.😱
tripjet999
tripjet999 2 ヶ月 前
Send Comrade Trump and his republiCON cronies to JAIL, for the ELECTION FRAUD they committed in November, 2016!
Michael Marquez
Michael Marquez 2 ヶ月 前
Last joke sucked lol but everything else was good
craig smith
craig smith 2 ヶ月 前
Trump has really only one person in his life that matters. Himself. Everyone else is expendable.when the heat is turned up he flakes on everyone. I know his family realizes this but there stuck with this putz. Embarrassed but they can’t do anything about it. He is so stupid he has to lie to make up for his ignorance.
CNNPC # 9000135 88
CNNPC # 9000135 88 2 ヶ月 前
Orange man bad.
Charle Magne
Charle Magne 2 ヶ月 前
joke man: trump bad
Tess McMurray
Tess McMurray 2 ヶ月 前
This comment section is so much better than I thought it was going to be. I’m so glad no one is defending trump at all (no one should), and that the majority of people see how sickening this tweet is.
The P
The P 2 ヶ月 前
Again CONALD is one fucked up individual
Garyw 9243
Garyw 9243 2 ヶ月 前
Trump is a waste of space.
funtime
funtime 2 ヶ月 前
Trump does love Puerto Rico. Didn't you see all the paper towels he gave them so they could clean up the mess?
sburb tube
sburb tube 2 ヶ月 前
Denying 3000 deaths would probably be a crime in my country...
roof pizza
roof pizza 2 ヶ月 前
Revisiting these vids just for the beard.
pica
pica 2 ヶ月 前
Thank you, Colbert!!! You are exceptional, as always!!!!! I wish the ORANGE BUFFOON/IMBECILE were 0.00001% as smart as you.
Martina Wolf
Martina Wolf 2 ヶ月 前
Trump: wtf man?! America: WTF men?!?
NPC #384748
NPC #384748 2 ヶ月 前
#resist
Jack Barry
Jack Barry 2 ヶ月 前
These tweets are just made to piss people like YOU LOT off, don’t get ur nickers in a twist over a tweet, focus on the important shit snowflakes
HifischLP
HifischLP 2 ヶ月 前
me as a german totaly appreciate Hans xD
Fusion 3D
Fusion 3D 2 ヶ月 前
Colbert just proved Trump's point. Colbert said the study counted 2900 deaths, that RESULTED IN THE FOLLOWING MONTHS!!!! (Doesn't say how many months they counted, 3? 7? 12?) But it doesn't matter, hurricanes don't last for months. Oh, and how the fuck is a politician supposed to control how many people a hurricane kills. Jesus Christ this shit is infuriating.
citizen 1888
citizen 1888 2 ヶ月 前
I agree with everyone in the comments as long as it is popular opinion Orangeman bad
citizen 1888
citizen 1888 2 ヶ月 前
+JamesHLanier also jokerman good
citizen 1888
citizen 1888 2 ヶ月 前
+JamesHLanier I wholeheartedly agree Drumf bad
JamesHLanier
JamesHLanier 2 ヶ月 前
I think you just inadvertently admitted that Trump is unpopular.