The Oscars Jokes Kevin Hart Would Have Told

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'The Upside' star Kevin Hart tries out the material he was preparing for the Oscars ceremony.
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コメント数 6 479
erebusl 3 日 前
Not going to talk about it, then spend 10 minutes talking about it. Fake ass hollywierd.
Johann Dino
Johann Dino 4 日 前
Suck it up and move on, everybody isn't responsible for how you feel. People are such snowflakes nowadays. Physical assault, that's a thing, but being offended because of words? Pfft.
matt henderson
matt henderson 8 日 前
Shouldn’t have apologized
Mystery Mogul
Mystery Mogul 11 日 前
Damn I thought he was talking about sex
Jerome Le banner
Jerome Le banner 11 日 前
Hello everybody, any Body nows the Brand of Kevins Jacket. Thx
Amar Fawwas
Amar Fawwas 14 日 前
The Upside Down*
shaelovebeyonce 15 日 前
He only apologized once btw after refusing to apologize in the first place 10 years ago. Weird how he becomes the victim and only why most people don't care is because most is homophobic especially the Black community.
Charles Bubba Bagsby
Maybe the host is gay so he is truly offended so he just had to talk about again...... Kevin keep doing you!!! Your obviously doing something right!
Dig Facts
Dig Facts 16 日 前
This is awesome dude. So funny heh Kevin Hart nailed it.
Fizz Hussain
Fizz Hussain 16 日 前
Stephen is kinda cold to kevin here
Chris Young
Chris Young 18 日 前
woulda, coulda, SHOULDA!
Isaac Wu
Isaac Wu 19 日 前
That's powerful little man
david turner
david turner 20 日 前
What really offends is political correctness. On a good day, it's blatant hypocrisy and double standards. On a bad day, it's censorship over outrage at the truth, and on a worse day, somebody is smeared and their career gets destroyed because they didn't suck up enough to a special class of tyrants... It's forbidden to use the "f" word, but it's socially acceptable to use the "n" word??? In the culture I was raised in, neither word was acceptable... That example is the least of America's psychcopathy. There is far worse that is extremely violent that Americans are either indifferent about, or actually enjoy. Like "bombing the sh-t out of brown people" in these perpetual foreign wars... Where is the outrage over that? Isn't mass murder at least as offensive as certain words?.. This is how completely twisted this country has become. I am old enough to remember when Americans were more consistently offended. I can remember when there were huge civil rights and anti-war movements that happened during the same time period. Can't we say as Americans that our foreign policy is at least as bigoted as the use of the "f" word?.. Shouldn't we as Americans be at least equally disturbed about both? I would settle for that much right now as an anti-war activist. If only other people in the world were respected as much. Just as much, that would be huge help. We wouldn't tolerate our government and its allies bombing the sh-t out of gay people, would we? How is it in any way acceptable for our government to engage in the wholesale slaughter of anybody else? Just some perspective coming from someone in their 50s... If I was younger, would I give a damn?.. Do any of you?
jennifer emmert
jennifer emmert 22 日 前
The difference between Hart and colbert potentially hosting the oscars??? Hart is funny. Colbert never is.
CP Lucci
CP Lucci 22 日 前
Kevin not on Conan's... That's a low blow
Sonny Managbanag
Sonny Managbanag 25 日 前
Its a joke. Just get over it sensitive farts.
T J 26 日 前
People just want you to grovel.
Paul Gitonga
Paul Gitonga 26 日 前
ffs -
ffs - 27 日 前
Okay, is it just me or was Stephen being really hard on Kevin?? It was like he was stirring shit, acting like Kevin didn't apologise at all or something, like his past apologies weren't genuine. I'm sorry, but he has not only apologised, but reflected on his past comments and has made it so that he never makes the same mistake again, how tf is that not enough?? ffs.
David Leach
David Leach 28 日 前
I thought it was funny
NimbusKhan NK
NimbusKhan NK 28 日 前
It is the very first time I've seen Stephen Colbert being a jerk.
Candyman 29 日 前
To all gays it's not natural haha
Forrest R Oney
Forrest R Oney 29 日 前
Another FTM Baphomet tranny like his buddy The Rock . Go look at the Rocks "Daughter" Simone . That is a freakish tranny MAN .
Elvis Van
Elvis Van ヶ月 前
_🌌11PM May 24 2019~_
Jayanth arawa
Jayanth arawa ヶ月 前
Stephen Colbert is the worst host ever
Kookachulu ヶ月 前
Daddy Paddy
Daddy Paddy ヶ月 前
Pc ideals are s9 convoluted it makes me sick and it's just not working. Ffs if Kevin heart was gay himself his jokes would have been loved by all walks of life. PC society =hypocrisy!
What The Dude
What The Dude ヶ月 前
What did he do ?
Gianni Brown
Gianni Brown ヶ月 前
I don't get this. He's acknowledged what he said was wrong and apologized for saying it YEARS ago. Then he apologized again. Seriously, what else can he do? Unless he has a DeLorean with a working Flux Capacitor, what more can he do?
Gianni Brown
Gianni Brown ヶ月 前
"You've been on a lot of new shows lately, but you actually appeared on this one." Such a great joke. Lmfao
janet jackson
janet jackson ヶ月 前
YOU OK WITH YOU...you over it? but you are still an onion.
janet jackson
janet jackson ヶ月 前
Gina Cable
Gina Cable ヶ月 前
What did he do?
SwtorBro ヶ月 前
kevin and dwayne should host the oscars xD
Saran Hassan
Saran Hassan ヶ月 前
Dude you are legend,period.
chrisguy98TM ヶ月 前
what the actual fuck is wrong with stephen
Marino Buneta
Marino Buneta ヶ月 前
he say we come back but the fu.....ng video is ower
Mauri QHD
Mauri QHD ヶ月 前
i get his point, but it comes off as another thing, plus the wording isnt right
Marcelo Dinucci
Marcelo Dinucci ヶ月 前
You have nothing to apologize for, well done.
Higher World
Higher World ヶ月 前
This is why the lgbq doesn’t want equality they wan to censor you and use governments with guns to do so. So fuck them.
Fighter Man
Fighter Man ヶ月 前
I hate Stephen Colbert
Alejandro Gomez
Alejandro Gomez ヶ月 前
Backstage we KNOW Kevin Hart is saying, people are such pussies these days
Travis Gillespie
Travis Gillespie ヶ月 前
I think the mistake he made was apologizing. He's a comedian, their job is to tell jokes about people. If he tells a fat joke does he then need to apologize to all the fat people, it's just silly. Get over yourself people
The O5 Connection
The O5 Connection 2 ヶ月 前
The O5 Connection
The O5 Connection 2 ヶ月 前
Omnia Lullaby
Omnia Lullaby 2 ヶ月 前
Can someone explain why he had to apologise?
Lavell Goodwin
Lavell Goodwin 2 ヶ月 前
@ 5:50 when Kevin was talking about how stiff and up tight everyone can be at the Oscars, what he really wanted to say for his joke and punchline was everybody needs to loosen up like a gay man's booty hole before they become as tight as a single lesbians un-penetrated vagina 😂😂😂😂 NOW THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN THE REAL (BLACK IN THE DAY) UN Apologetic Kevin Hart !! But I guess that Hollywood money do change a ninja.. 😔 #FreeKev
Lavell Goodwin
Lavell Goodwin 2 ヶ月 前
Yoooo at 4:40 Tell me y'all didn't see a small version of a young Bernie mack !?
Wanda Morales
Wanda Morales 2 ヶ月 前
I'm glad I don't have to rely on these subtitles. Sheesh!
Global Wealth Mindset GWM
05:30 where the oscar jokes thingy starts... thank me later
Deepak Singh
Deepak Singh 2 ヶ月 前
You put him in a difficult situation by asking stupid question, that wasn't cool
kb be
kb be 2 ヶ月 前
he is so intelligent
Grand MasterHQ
Grand MasterHQ 2 ヶ月 前
ok and that makes every single joke that a comedian said about a race religion , group or individual insensitive. you just cant handle a joke, grow up and learn the facts are comedians joke about almost everything, your feelings dont matter at this point when no comedian has apologized to Christian's ,muslims Jews, Indians , British, arabs , Africans, Chinese, ... etc etc you get where I am heading and where is the apology... that's right there is none!!! so why do they deserve an apology where others don't, consider others as well as yourself and you will be treated better. also I bet you can think of a lot of jokes told about those races and religions ,people. shit! even the earth is made fun of by comedians ... basically what I am saying is how selfish can you get and the real joke is this whole situation and attacking Kevin heart and what about his feelings that your not considering by attacking him so much nonstop poor guy ...you guys are the ones who need to apologize for being so dame sensitive and expecting others to just take the jokes told about their people race religion etc etc .. anyway peace love and comedy, stay humble
Doodles Joseph
Doodles Joseph 2 ヶ月 前
No....I wasn’t ready 🤣
hey 2 ヶ月 前
Romeo Gallardo
Romeo Gallardo 2 ヶ月 前
He said no joke everyone got clickbait lol
David Tieku
David Tieku 2 ヶ月 前
6:00 for the jokes
Jared Flanagan
Jared Flanagan 2 ヶ月 前
funny...seems the fake host wasnt too happy about the response...
Ason 2 ヶ月 前
What did he do?
Rifat Chowdhury
Rifat Chowdhury 2 ヶ月 前
Oscars just missed out on the greatest host ever....lmao
Maher Rahman
Maher Rahman 2 ヶ月 前
Why isn't he hosting tho?
Cristhian Soto Jarami
Stephen Colbert use lipstick?
didi yuyu
didi yuyu 3 ヶ月 前
"i'm done to please" that is to live for now
Marj Weir - Agent with LaBelle Real Estate Group
Kevin you are awesome, Late Show Host not so much. Misleading headline.
007GWR 3 ヶ月 前
Kevin Hart is a great comedian. He tells jokes and makes people laugh. People of all colors religions and sexes. Hes just a funny guy and reaches all audiences. WATCH at 6:55 of this video when colbert looks at the photo and says thats not denzel thats some guy bumming change behind the win dixie. What does he mean?? Is he calling black people bums? Is he demeaning and stereotyping black people? Is that acceptable???? Does it sound a bit rascist?? Coming from a white talk show host on evening television. Is that the kind of jokes that his network finds acceptable?? Wheres colberts punishment? Is he a rascist telling offensive jokes on live tv with no punishment from the network? Does the network promote this behaviour from colbert ? Was anyone offended? Or.... Maybe just maybe clobert was just trying to be funny during an interview with Kevin Hart. who really gives a shit if Kevin Hart told a gay joke 10 yrs ago. Im sure gay people are not offended. It was a funny story and one that im sure many parents could relate to. No harm intended. He told a harmless joke and suddenly now after all this time all the drama. Im a 50 yr old white guy and I Love Kevin Hart. He tells great jokes and funny stories and he makes me laugh. He has a gift for making everyone laugh who watches him perform. I hope Kevin performs for another 50 yrs. Steve colbert ... Not so much. Hes not very funny at all.
Amazing Movie Tv
Amazing Movie Tv 3 ヶ月 前
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Thechubbybunny 3 ヶ月 前
man the media will do anything to get more views nowadays, desperate times call for desperate measures..always trying to start sht when there isn't anything to start sht with just to get views. Those jokes were made during a time where this pro sensitive sht wasn't even a thing, so yes, it was okay to joke around about it without actually offending people, because it didn't even matter back then. A joke was a joke. Nowadays, people can even sue you for making one? smh faith in humanity slowly declining..
Cain Marco
Cain Marco 3 ヶ月 前
stephen colbert is a big idiot. i liked him before this interview.
saniya iskakova
saniya iskakova 3 ヶ月 前
He is hot
Doxie Mom
Doxie Mom 3 ヶ月 前
The Oscars are a joke so I'm glad he didn't host it. Kevin's better than that gig.
Theo Fischer
Theo Fischer 3 ヶ月 前
His haircut is fresh af.
... terrible. This is just click bait! I actually wanted to hear Kevin Hart tell jokes!!! Not talk about what he no longer wants to talk about!! (n)
Ryan Cantrell
Ryan Cantrell 3 ヶ月 前
Kevin Hart is not someone to hate others. There is a line but being a comedian allows people to say things that are a little extra. He would never promote that LGBT community should die or something stupid. People got way too sensitive and it probably "offended" straight people more.
Rhonda Silver 97'
Rhonda Silver 97' 3 ヶ月 前
Kevin hart is smart, funny and human. We all need to be more forgiving and just live in the moment.
Turd Ferguson
Turd Ferguson 3 ヶ月 前
very very funny man.
Sara Davis
Sara Davis 3 ヶ月 前
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André Tavares
André Tavares 3 ヶ月 前
Uncle Stephen should apologize for this shameless misleading tittle. lol
Nah Shon
Nah Shon 3 ヶ月 前
Nigga we from the Same town and I'm here to tell you that Your Not Funny.
Zang Autumn
Zang Autumn 4 ヶ月 前
I watched the Oscar last night and guess what... I wish KEV HART hosted!!!!
Noa Rodriguez
Noa Rodriguez 4 ヶ月 前
Quit crying, build American, and we will evolve, this sensitive bullshit political correct crap, is over done. I like mine medium rare!
Daahir Mohamed
Daahir Mohamed 4 ヶ月 前
Goddam it Kevin and now this.
Beesh Alzayed
Beesh Alzayed 4 ヶ月 前
Hmmm people get beheaded around here and these snowflakes are crying over a joke !
SmokeyD 4 ヶ月 前
Sad but true. What a world.
bangle tiger
bangle tiger 4 ヶ月 前
always willbe be kevin hart fan .
Bornin80's 4 ヶ月 前
in india meme makes ur career
Gabe 4 ヶ月 前
I don’t understand why Colbert was so aggressive with Kevin Hart, considering how empathetic he was towards Mel Gibson
Izabella Dziekiewicz
why are you apologizing for what you think and said earlier? In America, there is freedom of opinion, and everyone there is very correct for the public, and they are not honest with themselves. Everyone is afraid to say what they really think. If you do not like gays, say it. Why are you apologizing? Is it about profits?
Brick 4 ヶ月 前
Kevin shouldn't have apologised in the first place
Slimm Wells
Slimm Wells 4 ヶ月 前
I love how Ricky Gervais said he wouldn’t ever apologize for offensive jokes. Because they’re, well jokes.
Nathan Schofield
Nathan Schofield 4 ヶ月 前
Ilaisa Koaneti
Ilaisa Koaneti 4 ヶ月 前
I hate gays if my kids are ever going to be gay I'll disowned them and send them to North Korea
Idan Z
Idan Z 4 ヶ月 前
Why he has to harass Kevin for so long?
Nancy Deis
Nancy Deis 4 ヶ月 前
HE APOLOGIZED YEARS AGO.....WHY CAN'T THEY GET THAT RIGHT. Everyone knows if someone tells you to apologize to someone it is not coming from your heart it is just words. That i assume is why he didn't apologize at first. Kevin I stand by you. This was an attack on you and your career...and it is a damn shame. Comedians are gonna be gone pretty soon. Not allowed to tell a joke.
MuscleSheriff 4 ヶ月 前
What was this about?
lilly -
lilly - 4 ヶ月 前
anyone in the lgbtq community who is actually still offended by tweets he put out over a decade ago need some help. i’m lgbtq and i’m not offended so like.. take a breath, oscars.
wobedraggled 4 ヶ月 前
I'm not offended by anything he says, I'm just offended by "him" if that makes any sort of sense. He's a small little bundle of try-hard energy that just comes off as super grating...
Kay A’tivia
Kay A’tivia 4 ヶ月 前
I agree with everything he said . Apart of growing is accepting , acknowledging , apologizing and moving on 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️
Movie Geek
Movie Geek 4 ヶ月 前
His Jokes start at 6:07
F0X 4 ヶ月 前
What is the name of the song in the intro ?
2:37 not apologize for criticizing perversion of homosexualism, you were right back then, and it still right, and will always be right to oppose perversion.
Eugene Wells
Eugene Wells 4 ヶ月 前
Yet here he is again ..Milk it as long as he can .. use the old-fashioned reverse psychology..As our so-called comedians trying to jump on the bandwagon to support their cause which may no longer be funny or politically correct to do to people..They might need to go to work and work for a living
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