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Mike Pence Tries To Make Space Force Sound Less Dumb

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Vice President Mike Pence successfully gave a serious speech about Space Force while keeping a straight face.
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Uaine Diabhal
Thank you for helping us all get through this goddamn nightmare; we love you Stephen
Brian Thornton
Brian Thornton 7 日 前
I miss when he used to be funny.
jose antonio
jose antonio 12 日 前
💩
Laurie Bolles
Laurie Bolles 15 日 前
Just the other day I watched an amazing lecture given by Amber Straughn on the 'James Webb Space Telescope' it's planned to launch in 2021 even though it's complete and ready to go. Hell the International Space Station has been orbiting our planet since Nov. of 2000 and only 220 Astronauts from 17 countries have visited it. Trump thinks America can maintain a Space Force? Well it's either the Space Force or the Wall, he can't have both! This stuff takes money, resources and time. I know why not put Trump and Pence on the 'Vomit Comet' and see what they say.
Weekly bird shit
Weekly bird shit 21 日 前
Orange man bad
Cripes Classworks
Zap Brannigan goes it alone......
Yan Zhang
Yan Zhang 22 日 前
You can see the difference between Trump’s speech and others.
MsPebbles2010
MsPebbles2010 23 日 前
I mean I'm all for launching Trump into space...enjoy your time with the Space Force. lmao
Michele Kett
Michele Kett 23 日 前
Will Trump and Pence be the first to go? Goodie, I’ll help pay for that trip!
Ethan Naper
Ethan Naper 23 日 前
But then Neil degrasse Tyson came on
Dave Kelders
Dave Kelders 25 日 前
Stephen didnt anticipate Neil Degrassi voting for a spaceforce a couple of months after this show as well as all charges being dropped on the collusion scam from the left.....
The Chef
The Chef ヶ月 前
the amount of stupid people and liberals in the comments prattling on about universal health care and stuff is quite comical
James Ricker
James Ricker 28 日 前
It's going to happen . They will get Republicans to support it by telling them it's a way to get out of paying their bills and screw their children and grandchildren over at the same time. Good luck finding Republican or can resist that
Boglerun
Boglerun ヶ月 前
One reason Trump should not be assassinated......Pence would be president.
Krate don't take nothing from nobody
Stephen Colbert: trump big corrupt Stephen Colbert on trudeau even after scandal: ..... trudeau is hot lem zucc him
Phil Rabe
Phil Rabe ヶ月 前
Space Farce. Funny how we need a new branch of the military in space just as Elon Musk shaved billions off the prices the legacy launch providers are so used to charging.
NinepinsKnave
NinepinsKnave ヶ月 前
I keep coming back to this video every once in a while just to hear SPAAAAACE FOORRRCEE!
Renz Sanz
Renz Sanz ヶ月 前
Stephen Colbert just made me crack up so hard and laugh space force has been around since the Reagan Administration and this Administration Donald Trump and Mike Pence just made it worse and they made himself look like fools.👎😂👽👎
Jive Chip
Jive Chip ヶ月 前
This video is dumb
hassi44
hassi44 ヶ月 前
Trump is a malignant narcissist who doesn't deserve an audience, yet somehow, that blithering moron managed to convince some hundred and fifty million people that he's a capable president, with the linguistics skills of a third grader and the intelligence capacity of a senile seventy-two year old man child who has been stuck in arrested development since he was eight. Let his reign be short and may he whimper in cold sweat as he clutches his smartphone at his deathbed, striving for a final tweet that we all hope will never make it to "send". That day can't come soon enough. #ForgetTrumpAtFirstChance
Lovalux
Lovalux 2 ヶ月 前
space fox force 5
squeakeroo1
squeakeroo1 2 ヶ月 前
Space Cadet Trump has a certain ring to it. GO.. Space Cadet Trump.....Go and save the Universe.
andrew ayres
andrew ayres 2 ヶ月 前
Do you think Trump will get Aliens to pay for ‘Space Force’?????
andrew ayres
andrew ayres 2 ヶ月 前
America: WE COULD GO TO SPACE Europe: We already done dat America: Wut? You did? When? Russia: When did we start spying on each other America: *Counts of fingers* America Again: We can’t count that far Europe: Russia keep going this is hilarious!! UK: Who created your country? America: An eagle why? Germany: Who has an idiot for a leader? America: Can I join Europe? Europe: *All countries look at each other* Europe again: You can join Asia Asia: WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE THIS SUFFERING!??! Russia: This is pretty funny Europe: I know right?! Oh, and also Russia, half of you is in Asia so, erm, that’s really awkward America: Okay, let’s go to space. America:*All Americans leave the planet* Trump: I FORGOT MY NUKES!!!
Danielle Hill
Danielle Hill 2 ヶ月 前
Omg I love you Stephen!!! I needed this laugh as I woke up. Keep up the good talent and thank you
RainyDayLady
RainyDayLady 2 ヶ月 前
What Pence said sounds like something I remember being on TV when the stations stopped broadcasting at night. Yes, that used to be a thing. Now I have to try and find it.
Corey Deluna
Corey Deluna 2 ヶ月 前
NPC Colbert
LadyZubat
LadyZubat 2 ヶ月 前
I personally prefer Spacey McSpace Force
ThatWGIgeek
ThatWGIgeek 2 ヶ月 前
imagine a space force marching band
hhhk20
hhhk20 2 ヶ月 前
Remember when Colbert used to be funny? TRUMP in 2020🇺🇸 And there's nothing anyone can do to stop it.
Nick D
Nick D 2 ヶ月 前
As Bob Marley sang, “if you’re to know what life is worth you would look for yours on Earth”. From Get Up, Stand Up...for your rights.
Dmitrik Guajardo
Dmitrik Guajardo 2 ヶ月 前
Who are they gonna find to fight in outer space
Moe
Moe ヶ月 前
Once it becomes viable for 2 or more nations to send out space vessels to collect resources there will eventually conflict over those resources.
lobsterbobable
lobsterbobable 2 ヶ月 前
What a pathetic coward. Jesus, I don't even have words. I thought these drama queens died out in the 50's.
SwordOF Truth
SwordOF Truth 2 ヶ月 前
According to the US defence contractors we have 45 different groups interacting with the earth.. not all are nice -
FuckTop
FuckTop 2 ヶ月 前
Lol 🤣
historydogg
historydogg 2 ヶ月 前
Colbert is total tool who's stupid enough to think that a space based weapon developed by one of our enemies couldn't take out all of our internet, cellular, electric grid, etc...and throw us back into the 1800s, but Democrat sheep who suffer from TDS are too brainwashed to understand the threats our country face. Scary how easily indoctrinated the left is:(
Jon Erickson
Jon Erickson 2 ヶ月 前
I give it seven trumps on the stupid scale. (Add one trump on the scale for Pence presentation.)
Raymond Bosanko
Raymond Bosanko 2 ヶ月 前
On the First Flight to Mars can the American Government please make sure that the DRUMPF Crime Family is aboard the space craft.!
Robert Jackson
Robert Jackson 3 ヶ月 前
A wall on the moon !
Robert Jackson
Robert Jackson 3 ヶ月 前
George jetson one way ticket for pence and trump. Will volunteer to send bill Cosby a space force Brigg. Pence trump sessions McConnell Hinkle a Vulcan mind meld with Hannity and rush... 7/24 fox reruns past three years with trump tweets at every meal MRE's
Rodolfo Ayala
Rodolfo Ayala 3 ヶ月 前
Take the 5.6 billion from Space Force to fund the beautiful gold plated wall. Remember to ask Pence for permission. Good luck.🤣🤣🤣.
Laura Parks
Laura Parks 3 ヶ月 前
put Don and Mike in charge and make it their Shutter Island
Jonathan Buchanan
Jonathan Buchanan 3 ヶ月 前
I doubt Trump and Pence realize we already have a “space force”? We actually do, not NASA.... but the Air Force already has a space command division that handles space.... seriously
Marc Graber
Marc Graber 3 ヶ月 前
I think the only goal for trump is to build himself „the space force one“
Donald Petkus
Donald Petkus 3 ヶ月 前
I wonder which Trump cronies are going to get the contracts for the Space Patrol and the greatest, most beautiful wall since East Germany.
stainlesssteelfox1
stainlesssteelfox1 3 ヶ月 前
NASA is a civillian agency, and therefore can not be any kind of space force. However, the U.S Airforce already has Space Command, Operatoing out of Peterson AFB, which to be honest sounds pretty badass. The US doesn't need to split it off to make a separate branch of the military. They also have a much better insignia than any of the 'drawn by 5 year olds' ones that Trump produced. Also, it sounds like they want to create a force of soldiers to operate in space, actual Space Marines. This has two problems. First, they have no vehicle to get them to space and second, there isn't anything for them to do up there, except invade the International Space Station. Also, also, the dawn of a new millenium was almost 20 years ago, though it dpesn't surprise me that it's taken Trump 20 years to notice.
gary lazo
gary lazo 3 ヶ月 前
the only stupid is you ,we need young minds to think of our universe and to start developing new energy A space force is an encouragement to do that ,but I guess your to stupid to think like that because your a traitor
MyShotPotter
MyShotPotter 3 ヶ月 前
Dear. God.
name change
name change 3 ヶ月 前
The last time we made a national effort to invest in aerospace technology (NASA) we got Tang AND velcro...and also the opportunity to survive the Suns impending transformation into a red dwarf, and engulf the Earth in a lake of fire... DARE TO BE STUPID its just physics man... Even Stevens > Colbert ~ MarWin 😉
Charles Hubbard
Charles Hubbard 3 ヶ月 前
Somebody tell Trump that Russia is working on it right now. Let's see if he believes it .😀😀
Moe
Moe ヶ月 前
Are you talking about developing a presence in space? because obviously they are to some degree, they would need to be morons to not even attempt to prepare for what will likely be the new frontier and will decide what nation become or stay superpowers.
Sophini 88
Sophini 88 3 ヶ月 前
Wanted them to say, "Really small hands for a man, a really dumb idea for mankind" ...
desmond mckilligan
desmond mckilligan 3 ヶ月 前
holy crap!!! i thought Pence was a voice of reason in the mad-house that is the white house.
dian kreczmer
dian kreczmer 3 ヶ月 前
Trump is such a child Go to sleep, mommy will be here when you wake up and we will go up in space together🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
Amy Lot
Amy Lot 3 ヶ月 前
"Please wait until NASA finds life before you try to kill it"
Lyle Meckem
Lyle Meckem 3 ヶ月 前
We have to kick Pence out of Washington along with Trump. Pence, in a very different way, is far worse than Trump!!!
BLUE MOXIE
BLUE MOXIE 3 ヶ月 前
This is not even funny....
russell campbell
russell campbell 3 ヶ月 前
Ready to unlock the mysteries of space!!! I want to unlock the mysteries of how such dopey shit is being peddled as policy.
HighMojo
HighMojo 3 ヶ月 前
The Soviets were duped into bankrupting themselves and ultimately fragmenting because of Reagan's SDI bluff, but this time the Russians are having none of it. You know it's dumb if neither the Russians nor the Chinese are falling for it.
Neptune Solo
Neptune Solo 3 ヶ月 前
Why the piano guy makes wiered laugh noises
Luis Aguilar
Luis Aguilar 3 ヶ月 前
Rocket man. So good!!!
Suhani Kumar
Suhani Kumar 4 ヶ月 前
Nice Hinduism reference
soroush khoni
soroush khoni 4 ヶ月 前
it seems Trump is a fan of COD infinite warfare boo boo
Veeg Orten
Veeg Orten 4 ヶ月 前
why does nobody realize the danger of space debris? Are people really not looking into this at all? The Space Force wouldn't be created for war. (And yes, if true... That would be stupid) But it's not. Space debris is a very big problem for satellites & space stations that allow and make this little thing called ummm... "THE INTERNET" and "PHONE SERVICE" possible. There are over 50,000 pieces of space debris we could detect. And an estimate of 100,000 pieces that we cannot detect. At any moment, one of those crucial satellites could be destroyed within seconds. This is what the space force is for. They'd go in and capture as much space debris as possible. If we let this continue without any fixing... We could eventually end up never able to leave earth because there's too much debris covering the entire planet. We'd be in a space prison... Never able to travel to other places in case earth is destroyed... Which is inevitable. So... yeah. Space Force... Not too stupid now is it?
Moe
Moe ヶ月 前
+Kenshi9000 Neil Degrasse Tyson already countered that. Air force has already been involved with most of the US's space ventures like spy satellites so space force is basically just giving those space ops their own branch which is only logical.
Kenshi9000
Kenshi9000 4 ヶ月 前
Yeah. Fuck NASA. They can't handle space. Or the other observatories stationed around the globe. We need a space force! It's suuuuuuuuuuuuuper necessary! *face-desk*
Clown Baby
Clown Baby 4 ヶ月 前
The Space Force is not Donald Trump's idea, it's already happened it just isn't officially public yet. They were talking about this since at least 2004, even Bush himself talked about it. Trump just needs anything to distract the public from his 17 investigations.
Tucker Bowen
Tucker Bowen 4 ヶ月 前
"Space Force" sounds like the name of a movie that Dr. Forrester would make Joel and the 'Bots watch
DJ Florek
DJ Florek 4 ヶ月 前
Palin to head up space force as supreme commander... Pew Pew
AwkwrdPrtMskrt
AwkwrdPrtMskrt 4 ヶ月 前
I think I know who XLV should hire as Space Force soldiers. The Republican Space Rangers from GTA!
Petyr Kowalski
Petyr Kowalski 4 ヶ月 前
More like Space-farce.
Herman Huerta
Herman Huerta 4 ヶ月 前
The mental masturbating is just overwhelming.
OwnW97
OwnW97 5 ヶ月 前
Space force will be needed sorry guys....
Andrew Figueroa
Andrew Figueroa 5 ヶ月 前
To The black musician who constantly has to be the live laugh track...... please remove his Microphone asap!!!
Hunter Owe
Hunter Owe 5 ヶ月 前
i have to say. with David letterman's departure, as well as Carson. and others we have been subject to a group of no class no talent raving idiots ! you never say j leno or letterman or Carson ever call the president of the United States a four letter word! and worse. or use the first 35 minutes of your show to trash trump 5 days a week! its very clear Stephen c. has a anger issue that beyond norm. to the point he's mental. i and others are no watching for this reason . i didn't vote or like things about Obama. my health ins went front 240 a month to 998.00. oh what was it he said nothing will change? but as a American i respect his position as the president! bottom line bring back some classes in late night tv. please!!
Chewar Siwaily
Chewar Siwaily 5 ヶ月 前
Spaceforce is actually not a bad idea.
Yamaha Rider J
Yamaha Rider J 5 ヶ月 前
people who come up with the idea of armed space forces need to be shot and killed keep safe gun free unless with find aliens we need to defend us from other then that keep guns and shit out of space gun nuts can stay on earth when people leave earth
Charles Pedersen
Charles Pedersen 5 ヶ月 前
Why does everybody think that a space force is a bad idea?
geoff dearth
geoff dearth 5 ヶ月 前
The USAF had the X15 60 years ago.
wales2k
wales2k 5 ヶ月 前
I don’t give a shit about what Stephen says. I want the Space Force to happen because I wanna become a space marine! I mean, who wouldn’t?
Jimmy The Greek
Jimmy The Greek 5 ヶ月 前
Indiana in not very proud of Mike Pence.
Akshath Manikandan
Akshath Manikandan 5 ヶ月 前
4.15... he knows about great Hindu gods... wow!
D A Harvey
D A Harvey 5 ヶ月 前
ok the space force logo on the bottom left is just the no mans sky logo one of them is nasa's logo the bottom middle one is an old republic symbol from star wars, how uninventive is trump exactly
Juliet Obrado
Juliet Obrado 5 ヶ月 前
think of it ,but not too hard,becoz its stupid!😂😂😂 made my day💯
Vasco Apolonio
Vasco Apolonio 5 ヶ月 前
Im laughing my pants off... again... I hope Drumb fulfills this promise.
Tee Dee
Tee Dee 6 ヶ月 前
The Republicans new motto: “ think about it-but not too much because it’s stupid “
Nicholas Roi
Nicholas Roi 6 ヶ月 前
dumbass lol
nursemedic17
nursemedic17 6 ヶ月 前
Does anyone else wish for Martians to come put us out of our misery???
blue dale
blue dale 6 ヶ月 前
Stupid greedy Americans cant give clean drinking warter to the people of Flint but they want to take control of Space
8alot4t
8alot4t 6 ヶ月 前
Trump discovered this idiocy one night when he was idly wondering what nonsense to freak the world out with the next morning. It then occurred to him just how much empty space there was inside his skull, and the idea of Space Force was born.
Real Horrorshow
Real Horrorshow 6 ヶ月 前
I imagine it playing out in Trump's head something like this: jpvid.net/video/%E3%83%93%E3%83%87%E3%82%AA-Z7GFU5ncKhU.html (Yes, that is Brian May. No, I don't think he'd like us to bring it up.)
Vy Tran
Vy Tran 6 ヶ月 前
Can we get those insignias made into shirts so voters can wear during the 2020 election?
Ind Pol Com
Ind Pol Com 6 ヶ月 前
1:00 - 1:24 Trump at his dumbest ever !!!
that1otherguy93
that1otherguy93 6 ヶ月 前
JPvid mike pence halo theme . you're welcome
toscodav
toscodav 6 ヶ月 前
The military has been involved with space since the beginning. National defense is what drove the space program to begin with. Colbert and his idiot followers should maybe do some research before they talk out their assholes.
Daemoncles RatHeir
Daemoncles RatHeir 6 ヶ月 前
Hey, what would the world be doing if it wasn't bombing druggies? The economy is based on it.
Jason Carter
Jason Carter 6 ヶ月 前
Omg is he still the president?
Nikil Kumar
Nikil Kumar 6 ヶ月 前
just saying, even Vishnu has only 2 hands (unless you count his several "incarnations")
Paul Schrecengost
Paul Schrecengost 6 ヶ月 前
Space the empty area between his ears.Whats next a wall in space to keep the Mexican space force out?
Aaron Turner
Aaron Turner 6 ヶ月 前
0:25 Spaaaaaaaaaaaaace forrrrrrrrrrrrce
Narisa L.
Narisa L. 6 ヶ月 前
speaking of which mike pence kinda looks like buzz lightyear without his space helmet on
William Ridge
William Ridge 6 ヶ月 前
Space Forcein about 20ot 30 year, when the technology catches with us . Not now, just because some imbacile watched some old Star wars movie. Wait at least until trump is dead and it his his grave, were he hurt anyone.
Tim Van Lerberg
Tim Van Lerberg 6 ヶ月 前
“Just because it came out of trumps mouth doesn’t mean it’s a bad idea”. -Neil deGrasse Tyson
Edward Harshaw
Edward Harshaw 7 ヶ月 前
I just LOVE how the FULLY DELUSIONAL dems/leftists/ liberals, those FULL BLOWN IDIOTS keep losing. What a bunch of babies still throwing their tantrums, PATHETIC
Paul Schrecengost
Paul Schrecengost 6 ヶ月 前
Funny Ed Pathetic is the word your woman used to describe you in the bedroom.🖕Lol
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