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Mike Pence Tries To Make Space Force Sound Less Dumb

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Vice President Mike Pence successfully gave a serious speech about Space Force while keeping a straight face.
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2018/08/10

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MyShotPotter
MyShotPotter 3 時間 前
Dear. God.
name change
name change 6 日 前
The last time we made a national effort to invest in aerospace technology (NASA) we got Tang AND velcro...and also the opportunity to survive the Suns impending transformation into a red dwarf, and engulf the Earth in a lake of fire... DARE TO BE STUPID its just physics man... Even Stevens > Colbert ~ MarWin 😉
Charles Hubbard
Charles Hubbard 7 日 前
Somebody tell Trump that Russia is working on it right now. Let's see if he believes it .😀😀
Sophini 88
Sophini 88 8 日 前
Wanted them to say, "Really small hands for a man, a really dumb idea for mankind" ...
the jackabyte
the jackabyte 8 日 前
holy crap!!! i thought Pence was a voice of reason in the mad-house that is the white house.
dian kreczmer
dian kreczmer 9 日 前
Trump is such a child Go to sleep, mommy will be here when you wake up and we will go up in space together🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
Amy's calling
Amy's calling 11 日 前
"Please wait until NASA finds life before you try to kill it"
Lyle Meckem
Lyle Meckem 12 日 前
We have to kick Pence out of Washington along with Trump. Pence, in a very different way, is far worse than Trump!!!
BLUE MOXIE
BLUE MOXIE 13 日 前
This is not even funny....
russell campbell
russell campbell 15 日 前
Ready to unlock the mysteries of space!!! I want to unlock the mysteries of how such dopey shit is being peddled as policy.
HighMojo
HighMojo 15 日 前
The Soviets were duped into bankrupting themselves and ultimately fragmenting because of Reagan's SDI bluff, but this time the Russians are having none of it. You know it's dumb if neither the Russians nor the Chinese are falling for it.
Neptune Solo
Neptune Solo 16 日 前
Why the piano guy makes wiered laugh noises
Luis Aguilar
Luis Aguilar 19 日 前
Rocket man. So good!!!
Suhani Kumar
Suhani Kumar 21 日 前
Nice Hinduism reference
soroush khoni
soroush khoni 21 日 前
it seems Trump is a fan of COD infinite warfare boo boo
Veeg Orten
Veeg Orten 24 日 前
why does nobody realize the danger of space debris? Are people really not looking into this at all? The Space Force wouldn't be created for war. (And yes, if true... That would be stupid) But it's not. Space debris is a very big problem for satellites & space stations that allow and make this little thing called ummm... "THE INTERNET" and "PHONE SERVICE" possible. There are over 50,000 pieces of space debris we could detect. And an estimate of 100,000 pieces that we cannot detect. At any moment, one of those crucial satellites could be destroyed within seconds. This is what the space force is for. They'd go in and capture as much space debris as possible. If we let this continue without any fixing... We could eventually end up never able to leave earth because there's too much debris covering the entire planet. We'd be in a space prison... Never able to travel to other places in case earth is destroyed... Which is inevitable. So... yeah. Space Force... Not too stupid now is it?
Kenshi9000
Kenshi9000 21 日 前
Yeah. Fuck NASA. They can't handle space. Or the other observatories stationed around the globe. We need a space force! It's suuuuuuuuuuuuuper necessary! *face-desk*
Clown Baby
Clown Baby 28 日 前
The Space Force is not Donald Trump's idea, it's already happened it just isn't officially public yet. They were talking about this since at least 2004, even Bush himself talked about it. Trump just needs anything to distract the public from his 17 investigations.
Tucker Bowen
Tucker Bowen ヶ月 前
"Space Force" sounds like the name of a movie that Dr. Forrester would make Joel and the 'Bots watch
DJ Florek
DJ Florek ヶ月 前
Palin to head up space force as supreme commander... Pew Pew
AwkwrdPrtMskrt
AwkwrdPrtMskrt ヶ月 前
I think I know who XLV should hire as Space Force soldiers. The Republican Space Rangers from GTA!
Petyr Kowalski
Petyr Kowalski ヶ月 前
More like Space-farce.
Herman Huerta
Herman Huerta ヶ月 前
The mental masturbating is just overwhelming.
OwnW97
OwnW97 ヶ月 前
Space force will be needed sorry guys....
Andrew Figueroa
Andrew Figueroa ヶ月 前
To The black musician who constantly has to be the live laugh track...... please remove his Microphone asap!!!
Hunter Owe
Hunter Owe 2 ヶ月 前
i have to say. with David letterman's departure, as well as Carson. and others we have been subject to a group of no class no talent raving idiots ! you never say j leno or letterman or Carson ever call the president of the United States a four letter word! and worse. or use the first 35 minutes of your show to trash trump 5 days a week! its very clear Stephen c. has a anger issue that beyond norm. to the point he's mental. i and others are no watching for this reason . i didn't vote or like things about Obama. my health ins went front 240 a month to 998.00. oh what was it he said nothing will change? but as a American i respect his position as the president! bottom line bring back some classes in late night tv. please!!
Chewar Siwaily
Chewar Siwaily 2 ヶ月 前
Spaceforce is actually not a bad idea.
Yamaha Rider J
Yamaha Rider J 2 ヶ月 前
people who come up with the idea of armed space forces need to be shot and killed keep safe gun free unless with find aliens we need to defend us from other then that keep guns and shit out of space gun nuts can stay on earth when people leave earth
Charles Pedersen
Charles Pedersen 2 ヶ月 前
Why does everybody think that a space force is a bad idea?
geoff dearth
geoff dearth 2 ヶ月 前
The USAF had the X15 60 years ago.
wales2k
wales2k 2 ヶ月 前
I don’t give a shit about what Stephen says. I want the Space Force to happen because I wanna become a space marine! I mean, who wouldn’t?
Jimmy The Greek
Jimmy The Greek 2 ヶ月 前
Indiana in not very proud of Mike Pence.
Akshath Manikandan
Akshath Manikandan 2 ヶ月 前
4.15... he knows about great Hindu gods... wow!
D A Harvey
D A Harvey 2 ヶ月 前
ok the space force logo on the bottom left is just the no mans sky logo one of them is nasa's logo the bottom middle one is an old republic symbol from star wars, how uninventive is trump exactly
Juliet Obrado
Juliet Obrado 2 ヶ月 前
think of it ,but not too hard,becoz its stupid!😂😂😂 made my day💯
Vasco Apolonio
Vasco Apolonio 2 ヶ月 前
Im laughing my pants off... again... I hope Drumb fulfills this promise.
Tee Dee
Tee Dee 2 ヶ月 前
The Republicans new motto: “ think about it-but not too much because it’s stupid “
Nicholas Roi
Nicholas Roi 2 ヶ月 前
dumbass lol
nursemedic17
nursemedic17 2 ヶ月 前
Does anyone else wish for Martians to come put us out of our misery???
blue dale
blue dale 2 ヶ月 前
Stupid greedy Americans cant give clean drinking warter to the people of Flint but they want to take control of Space
8alot4t
8alot4t 2 ヶ月 前
Trump discovered this idiocy one night when he was idly wondering what nonsense to freak the world out with the next morning. It then occurred to him just how much empty space there was inside his skull, and the idea of Space Force was born.
Real Horrorshow
Real Horrorshow 2 ヶ月 前
I imagine it playing out in Trump's head something like this: jpvid.net/video/ビデオ-Z7GFU5ncKhU.html (Yes, that is Brian May. No, I don't think he'd like us to bring it up.)
Vy Tran
Vy Tran 2 ヶ月 前
Can we get those insignias made into shirts so voters can wear during the 2020 election?
Ind Pol Com
Ind Pol Com 2 ヶ月 前
1:00 - 1:24 Trump at his dumbest ever !!!
that1otherguy93
that1otherguy93 2 ヶ月 前
JPvid mike pence halo theme . you're welcome
toscodav
toscodav 2 ヶ月 前
The military has been involved with space since the beginning. National defense is what drove the space program to begin with. Colbert and his idiot followers should maybe do some research before they talk out their assholes.
Philolaus Sith66
Philolaus Sith66 2 ヶ月 前
Hey, what would the world be doing if it wasn't bombing druggies? The economy is based on it.
Jason Carter
Jason Carter 2 ヶ月 前
Omg is he still the president?
Nikil Kumar
Nikil Kumar 2 ヶ月 前
just saying, even Vishnu has only 2 hands (unless you count his several "incarnations")
Paul Schrecengost
Paul Schrecengost 3 ヶ月 前
Space the empty area between his ears.Whats next a wall in space to keep the Mexican space force out?
Aaron Turner
Aaron Turner 3 ヶ月 前
0:25 Spaaaaaaaaaaaaace forrrrrrrrrrrrce
Narisa L.
Narisa L. 3 ヶ月 前
speaking of which mike pence kinda looks like buzz lightyear without his space helmet on
William Ridge
William Ridge 3 ヶ月 前
Space Forcein about 20ot 30 year, when the technology catches with us . Not now, just because some imbacile watched some old Star wars movie. Wait at least until trump is dead and it his his grave, were he hurt anyone.
Tim Van Lerberg
Tim Van Lerberg 3 ヶ月 前
“Just because it came out of trumps mouth doesn’t mean it’s a bad idea”. -Neil deGrasse Tyson
Edward Harshaw
Edward Harshaw 3 ヶ月 前
I just LOVE how the FULLY DELUSIONAL dems/leftists/ liberals, those FULL BLOWN IDIOTS keep losing. What a bunch of babies still throwing their tantrums, PATHETIC
Paul Schrecengost
Paul Schrecengost 3 ヶ月 前
Funny Ed Pathetic is the word your woman used to describe you in the bedroom.🖕Lol
jziec
jziec 3 ヶ月 前
Wow, still farting out this unfunny crap.
Peter Spalding
Peter Spalding 4 ヶ月 前
Even by TrumpWorld©️standards, this is a really terrible idea: the militarisation of space. You go, Agent Orange, you witless moron.
PureUnwindASMR
PureUnwindASMR 4 ヶ月 前
The question is : IS Pence Gay? Nothing otherwise could make sense
Henry Solstice
Henry Solstice 4 ヶ月 前
Space Force is a great idea. I worked in the USAF satellite field. I don't expect lesser people to understand. This is why I voted for Trump.
Tom Tim
Tom Tim 3 ヶ月 前
I know where you live..........
Benjamin Herrmann
Benjamin Herrmann 4 ヶ月 前
Space Force is just Science Fiction
Joey Collins
Joey Collins 4 ヶ月 前
Unlock the mystery of space? I don't know a lot of scientists who want to militarize there research teams and nothing will be discovered by fighting.
Joey Collins
Joey Collins 4 ヶ月 前
Space force, cause the air Force wasn't already handling it. "They totally were"
realitycheck 111
realitycheck 111 4 ヶ月 前
This Space force is a great idea believe it or not.
Danny Gentry
Danny Gentry 4 ヶ月 前
I think mike pence is holding back his vomit as he is forced to speak of such stupity
Zeek M
Zeek M 4 ヶ月 前
To the little manbaby Stephan Colbert who stalks President Trump. Why are you still breathing my oxygen mother lover?
Jon Emery
Jon Emery 4 ヶ月 前
I was in the Air Force---That Sucked !!! I wanna join the Space Force and be in the Vietmars War........
Subhasis
Subhasis 4 ヶ月 前
SPACE FORCE : When you take Avengers infinity war too seriously...
Henk Oosterink
Henk Oosterink 4 ヶ月 前
Maybe Nasa should start a mission to search for intelligent life in the White House.
Vince Parziale
Vince Parziale 4 ヶ月 前
The only space that needs to be probed is the space between these politicians heads.
johnny Macon
johnny Macon 4 ヶ月 前
just another dumb goverment exspensive white elephant program to justify all that massive overpriced military equipment spending we already have NASA so WTF ??? ⌛🔜⏰😂😂😂💯😈
johnny Macon
johnny Macon 4 ヶ月 前
SPACE GHOST LoL !!!⌛🔜⏰😂😂😂💯😈
amexjam55
amexjam55 4 ヶ月 前
We have Dumb and Dumber as the leaders our country. Scary.
Red neck
Red neck 4 ヶ月 前
great idea war in space. finally give some fucking peace in middle east.
Anan Muadi
Anan Muadi 4 ヶ月 前
You're a washed off has been jackass
chilo31416
chilo31416 4 ヶ月 前
Colbert's studio audience is way smaller than I expected
Crystal Logik
Crystal Logik 4 ヶ月 前
Why does nobody mocking the space force idea ever go after Neil deGrasse Tyson who supports the idea?
Holly
Holly 4 ヶ月 前
I lost my brain cells
tweaker1bms
tweaker1bms 4 ヶ月 前
Shoulda went with: "Two small hands for a man, one giant embarrassment for mankind!" :)
CreditDebitCards CostYouMoney
I nominate George Jetson to be in charge of "Space Force"
CreditDebitCards CostYouMoney
C'mon now.....our government already spends way too much on military stuff...where the hell is the money for space force gonna come from???
NightDreamer231
NightDreamer231 4 ヶ月 前
Sooo we're making Voltron? :]
Jose Cabildo
Jose Cabildo 4 ヶ月 前
I wanna be in that “joint warfighter” task force , I think I’m over qualified for that job, been fighting the joint wars for years now, I’m not even american, but I would fight for any country interested in the joint wars.
Bryan Dehart
Bryan Dehart 4 ヶ月 前
"I would join but I have space spurs." Donald Trump
Clint Ladera
Clint Ladera 4 ヶ月 前
POWER RANGER SPACE FORCE..... MORON!!!!!!
Clint Ladera
Clint Ladera 4 ヶ月 前
SPACE FORCE??? YOU MEAN STUPID FORCE!!!!!
Resign Ignoramus
Resign Ignoramus 4 ヶ月 前
MP's new motto is: now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.
CoreyZek
CoreyZek 4 ヶ月 前
Oh hey SC, btw, you have like 1.4k haters watching. :(
CoreyZek
CoreyZek 4 ヶ月 前
#SpaceSpurs!!! VBAHAHA :)
CoreyZek
CoreyZek 4 ヶ月 前
As always, a great sketch, Thanks stephen :) :)
Nikolai Korsov
Nikolai Korsov 4 ヶ月 前
So other than the dipshits who think space force is some kind of starwars dream. Whats wrong with taking the space tech branches of the airforce and making it a dedicated entity? Thats all it is. The military will eventually become much more involved with low orbit technology anyway. But hey since Trump suggested it, it must be bad right? Grow up and stop being such pissy little eliteist loosers
m. rude
m. rude 4 ヶ月 前
And Stevie trys to understand world events....
Awkward Silence
Awkward Silence 4 ヶ月 前
Is there life on Mars? We'll find out under the rubbles after we've blown it up. Oh and Jupiter has nukes let's blow it up as well
Hans Marheim
Hans Marheim 4 ヶ月 前
USA already have the air and space defense. Try to Google it. Americans are so stupid.
刘宇龙
刘宇龙 4 ヶ月 前
绅士们,,,众實勝出術,,,。 飞梭度法,助教皇教宗贞修众而勤修努力,,,實勝出,,,。 唉,,,古堡众實貞擔憂聖教聖使众而修练飞梭度術,助聖众无憂烦心,實贞心助分擔教众聖使命,贞心實勝出,,,。
Kurt Havoc
Kurt Havoc 4 ヶ月 前
Nobody can hear you "pew pew pew" in space.
MGC 996
MGC 996 4 ヶ月 前
I'm sure there's oil in other planets. We have to get them before the "aliens" get there first
Fred Rumbolt
Fred Rumbolt 4 ヶ月 前
He sounds just as stupid as he look ' that's cold beer ..lol ha ha .
Subby 88
Subby 88 4 ヶ月 前
So what will it be... Space force or cure cancer?
josh Brz
josh Brz 4 ヶ月 前
Colbert the liberal femboy
Blue Moxie
Blue Moxie 4 ヶ月 前
STEVE what happened to you, U used to be Funny now your a lame Joke a thon
BergenDev
BergenDev 4 ヶ月 前
Thought there already was a force with the acronym S.O.F, so stick to S.F ...Crap there is one of those too. Murica you are running out of acronyms to use.