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Lemon Blueberry Scones - You Suck at Cooking (episode 78)

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I accidentally cut out the SALT clip. Add a dash of salt to those dry ingredients.
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How to make these scones:
2 cups of all purpose flour
3 tablespoons of sugar (if you want them sweeter add more...amazing how that works)
1 tablespoon of baking powder
A PINCH OF SALT! I accidentally cut it out of the video DAMMIT.
1 gallon of baking soda to keep you cool
Wangjangle those ingredients together
Chop up most of a stick of butter into little bits
Mix them in and go chunk hunting
Add in 1.5 cups of blueberries and some exterior lemon skin scrapings (I like a tablespoon ish)
Make a little volcano cavity chamber impression
Pour in one cup of cream...if you want your scones to be more cakey use half a cup of cream and 2 eggs. They'll also be more yellow.
Barely mix the dough, don't overwerk it
Put the dough on a floured surface and form it into some kind of rectangular shape
Cut it in half. Then in half. Then in half. Then in half.
Separate the pieces on a parchment papered pan. They are going to expand, just like the universe. Checkmate atheists.
Bake them for around 20-24 minutes on 4 hundo.
They're so good when they're still warm omg, with even more butter on them, OMFG SERIOUSLY.
Also I want to try to Scottish British UK scones with clotted cream. Because even though the term "clotted cream" is the most unappetizing two words ever written, it looks incredible.
Or use one of these which is where I started:
www.yellowblissroad.com/lemon-blueberry-scones/
www.marthastewart.com/317388/blueberry-scones

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2018/07/11

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You Suck At Cooking
I accidentally left out the salt clip. Put half a teaspoon of salt in the dry ingredients, please. Or 2/4 coffee spoon.
Random Coast Person
Random Coast Person 4 時間 前
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PowAndWow
PowAndWow 3 日 前
You Suck At Cooking *2/4* wot 1/2?
Cornelia Lopez
Cornelia Lopez 6 日 前
As you sow, so shall you reap
Cornelia Lopez
Cornelia Lopez 6 日 前
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Cornelia Lopez
Cornelia Lopez 6 日 前
You Suck At Cooking
Danny Hodge
Danny Hodge 10 時間 前
The song at the end really buttered my parsnips
David Ezekiel
David Ezekiel 11 時間 前
If you think I'm not good at cooking, then come and cook for me girl.
Santino Thaddeus Cruz
Santino Thaddeus Cruz 17 時間 前
Tf were. ya at?
TheTorontoTickler
TheTorontoTickler 19 時間 前
There's a fucking chunk bitten out of my screen now. Thanks.
Gelli The anime girl
Gelli The anime girl 21 時間 前
At the “you suck at cooking you totally suck”part I like how you balance I don’t give an f*** and the beautiful things voice
Jenny Benson
Jenny Benson 23 時間 前
Please make a Kombucha episode.
hotdog man
hotdog man 日 前
Good job on hiting 100mil views
AsianDumbass
AsianDumbass 日 前
Jeez guys are you all idiots? You pronounce it scones not scones.
blueringoctopuss
This is the first video of yours I’ve seen. I’m not positive but , you seem like maybe you’re an asshole. Im going to have to subscribe, and watch more to be sure. If you’re not careful someone might scone you to death.
Shan Koyas
Shan Koyas 日 前
how is no one commenting on how funny this is lol. Like fuck the actual cooking, he makes cooking videos funny.
Jesse Armes
Jesse Armes 日 前
I always re watch this video
Trevor Tammen
Merican scone
Automatic Diaphragm
The best episode since the french fry rap
Cormatron McPhee
Hey, pimblocto is alive
Partumiter
Partumiter 2 日 前
If William Osman had a cooking channel
Wade Lee
Wade Lee 2 日 前
180720
Waez z.
Waez z. 2 日 前
Lamb tutorial pls pleb
Matt Austin
Matt Austin 2 日 前
It’s scone what fuck pronounces it scone
Bonnor Thecat
Bonnor Thecat 2 日 前
Scone rhymes with gone
Paper Biscuits
Paper Biscuits 2 日 前
At first I thought the thumbnail was a bunch of puppies sleeping on top of eachother
That guy
That guy 2 日 前
What happened to the onion?
Grayson Schick
Grayson Schick 2 日 前
Has he ever said oven I’ve only heard him say onion or undoe
Henry Scott
Henry Scott 2 日 前
...Who's WNC?
Lili Vernon
Lili Vernon 2 日 前
why was this like 20th on trending?
Jake Bushey
Jake Bushey 3 日 前
Please for the love of God, do not ever stop!!! I laugh until I cry every time. Carmel apples are my favorite ever, and even got my wife to laugh. Seen every episode! Wangjangle on my friend. I'm on my way to throw out my oven and put in my new undoe, starting at one hundoe.
You Suck At Cooking
<3 may you swiftly get to 4 hundo friend.
Sunny Yu
Sunny Yu 3 日 前
You want chunks of butter because it makes the bread crispy. That's why some recipe call for us to knife the butter in
Joe Nimens
Joe Nimens 3 日 前
Some of your best work ! Keep on wang-gangl-in !
Unused Tuber
Unused Tuber 3 日 前
I’m Scottish ;-; 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
MidnightCanvas
MidnightCanvas 3 日 前
Lasagne please?
Brighid Elizabeth
Does anyone else think he sounds like Ryan from the office
Real Human
Real Human 3 日 前
Kinda. The tone is similar but his voice is deeper than Ryan's.
David Porowski
David Porowski 3 日 前
Like & Subscribe Truly appreciate your lead-in & exit humor regarding scones// LOL / too little salt & sugar (dark brown sugar). disguised as potatoes into Ireland?Really?
this one
this one 3 日 前
wow an upload
Josh Cornell
Josh Cornell 3 日 前
Maybe I do suck at *cooking*
eladisimo
eladisimo 3 日 前
17 shekels is about ratio 😃
Nickolas Zuliy
Nickolas Zuliy 3 日 前
making a croisscone and mixing up english and french baked goods is a criminal offence in the UK.
PowAndWow
PowAndWow 3 日 前
HILARIOUS
William Robertson
Been here since episode. 3! Still haven't subscribes. I miss pinblockto btw...
William Robertson
Disliked, instructions unclear. Added too much pepper pepper pepper.
Addie Lynne
Addie Lynne 3 日 前
but i care
Me Myself
Me Myself 3 日 前
I think he's actually getting good at cooking
endgame Executor
Still waiting on that album to drop, my dude.
You Suck At Cooking
Won't be long now. 2 years tops.
Jeffrey Reichel
Jeffrey Reichel 4 日 前
Exfoliate that damn lemon!
Family of Geniuses
that large knife handle is baller
TheBSpike
TheBSpike 4 日 前
I love...these scones. Just the diversity between the selection; the raspberry, the blueberry, the strawberry, pumpkin, even, which is basically a fucking squash. How are you gonna make a scone out of freaking squash? It blows my mind! Oh, man!
Claudia Melo
Claudia Melo 4 日 前
Omfg seriously ur to much 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can’t think of a name
I am from Scotland and the way you pronounce it is scone hopefully this will help you on how to pronounce it I'm being sarcastic
Miss Abby
Miss Abby 4 日 前
I wish my culinary teachers were like you
Patrick Knowlton
I pronounce scone as scawn, everyone tells me I'm wrong.
Real Girl
Real Girl 4 日 前
Collab with Alex Ernst
Lil Stan
Lil Stan 4 日 前
Is pimblokto back yet? You said spring boi
RL da Vinci8
RL da Vinci8 4 日 前
Dude ur hilarious!
ArualBlack
ArualBlack 4 日 前
All my love to this guy and his vids 😊
comes around
comes around 4 日 前
You weren't good enough hahaha
Gilang Irawan
Gilang Irawan 4 日 前
i think u are MaximilianMus
Bitchy fish
Bitchy fish 4 日 前
I remember when you used to swear in your videos. Good ol days.
BryceBox
BryceBox 4 日 前
Why didn't I find this channel sooner?
My Blind Mamas Messy Kitchen
yum! I want to try to make these. And I absolutely love your directions LOL.
LaurenJean
LaurenJean 4 日 前
This is my first video of yours I’ve watched. At first, I was thinking “My god, who is the abhorrent person behind this monotone?” And four minutes in, I thought, “Wow, this guy is relatable AF.”
Jcc8t7
Jcc8t7 4 日 前
Your scagel looks like a scaping scutthole
John Jewell
John Jewell 4 日 前
In the written recipe, you added the salt, but you left out the both the lemon and the blueberries... You really do suck at cooking, don't you? LOL
John Jewell
John Jewell 4 日 前
LOL !!! Thanks for the recipe!
You Suck At Cooking
Well I definitely suck at recipe writing.
CrimsonCutlass
CrimsonCutlass 4 日 前
Did you just use your petite chef to chop butter?
Klaire Bare
Klaire Bare 5 日 前
❤️
Letticia Delgado
Why do I feel like this is my brother cooking
Supa_Hidd3N_-Ninja
Do I need to wash my hands cause I just took a massive 💩
supernova gamer
supernova gamer 5 日 前
I'M HERE
0 1
0 1 5 日 前
I feel like people are asking for YSAC to revive pimblockto
Joey BoXoRoX
Joey BoXoRoX 5 日 前
*You Suck At Videos!* No sub...👎
fortnite youtuber
Hey you suck at cooking
Aaron Chen
Aaron Chen 5 日 前
Face reveal
Bad Kids Only
Bad Kids Only 5 日 前
My favorite scones are pumpkin spice scones or brown sugar cinnamony ones.
Nadiya HNF
Nadiya HNF 5 日 前
Man u r koooool !!!!! Love ur recipe
Cristina Sepe
Cristina Sepe 5 日 前
First time finding this channel. So happy lol this is great!
Rojo Limar
Rojo Limar 5 日 前
"Croiscone" killed me
Flaming_Gauntlet
Is it gif or jif
Metaforically Speaking
Used to be so funny once!
Manda Oberg
Manda Oberg 5 日 前
He said add "cream?" Whats that?
SAVU
SAVU 5 日 前
I messed up and cut on the parchment paper. I thought I was better. I was wrong.
Chloe
Chloe 5 日 前
Waaaaaaitttt a minute you just said pastries are illegal in Scotland yet they’re used as currency? 🤔🤔🤔🤔 that’s like buying Doritos with a gram of crystal meth
Chloe
Chloe 5 日 前
You Suck At Cooking i didn’t hear it properly I should probably stop smoking it
You Suck At Cooking
Pastries are illegal in Ireland not Scotland. Maybe don't comment when you're smoking crystal meth.
Dr Derp
Dr Derp 5 日 前
Don't let this video make you forget the fact that the USA failed to qualify for what seems to have been the best football World Cup so far.
TotallyMature
TotallyMature 5 日 前
The war isn't about the prononciation of scone. That would be _stupid_ It's about whether you put jam on first then the cream, or the cream on first then the jam. Do your research. Honestly.
TotallyMature
TotallyMature 5 日 前
exactly!! us brits only go to war over things that matter!!
You Suck At Cooking
Ah right, that make sense. It's similar to the war on when you add the tea bag; before or after the water. Another thing that makes zero difference.
neslef3
neslef3 5 日 前
i have made 4 batches of theses in the last 2 days. They're soooo good!
Jordan Phillips
Jordan Phillips 5 日 前
How do you make such amazing music?
Michael Pepin
Michael Pepin 5 日 前
Laughed 4 times in under 2 minutes lol. Very funny bro
Ada Veda
Ada Veda 5 日 前
Do you still need the eggs if you use one cup of cream?
36662 K
36662 K 5 日 前
Why is batsman making pies now ?
Kylee Conrad
Kylee Conrad 5 日 前
"Give them space to express themselves." I LoL-ed and snorted a bit.
Lifiea Chancelot
actual cooking and baking tips?! WHAT IS THIS YSAC
Vincent Graves
Vincent Graves 5 日 前
Well it has cone in it so it is scone makes sense
Mary Griffiths
Mary Griffiths 5 日 前
I have been baking scones for over 35 years and this is the funniest scone related video I have ever seen.
Shade Cønøver
Shade Cønøver 5 日 前
A scuffin!? Stop being cute, stop it.
MS. Lillie
MS. Lillie 5 日 前
F@€k i found this entertaining. Not sure what todo next. Plus side making scoffins tomorrow
Shakera Thomas
Shakera Thomas 5 日 前
Hilarious definitely gotta new subscriber
Ducky
Ducky 5 日 前
Looks yummy
Mai Howell
Mai Howell 5 日 前
Subscribed.
Allen Norton
Allen Norton 5 日 前
who gives a fuck
Ollen Garcia
Ollen Garcia 5 日 前
I see that cutco product
zeek wolfe
zeek wolfe 5 日 前
Uh...about when are we supposed to laugh at the jokes?
Tracey L
Tracey L 5 日 前
*Im hungry Now*
BLUE MOON of KENTUCKY
First time ever watching a video here & I had no choice but to subscribe!! Love Scotland, love scones & this was just way too much fun to watch! Great recipe delivery!! Awesome video!!
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