Lemon Blueberry Scones - You Suck at Cooking (episode 78)

You Suck At Cooking
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I accidentally cut out the SALT clip. Add a dash of salt to those dry ingredients.
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How to make these scones:
2 cups of all purpose flour
3 tablespoons of sugar (if you want them sweeter add more...amazing how that works)
1 tablespoon of baking powder
A PINCH OF SALT! I accidentally cut it out of the video DAMMIT.
1 gallon of baking soda to keep you cool
Wangjangle those ingredients together
Chop up most of a stick of butter into little bits
Mix them in and go chunk hunting
Add in 1.5 cups of blueberries and some exterior lemon skin scrapings (I like a tablespoon ish)
Make a little volcano cavity chamber impression
Pour in one cup of cream...if you want your scones to be more cakey use half a cup of cream and 2 eggs. They'll also be more yellow.
Barely mix the dough, don't overwerk it
Put the dough on a floured surface and form it into some kind of rectangular shape
Cut it in half. Then in half. Then in half. Then in half.
Separate the pieces on a parchment papered pan. They are going to expand, just like the universe. Checkmate atheists.
Bake them for around 20-24 minutes on 4 hundo.
They're so good when they're still warm omg, with even more butter on them, OMFG SERIOUSLY.
Also I want to try to Scottish British UK scones with clotted cream. Because even though the term "clotted cream" is the most unappetizing two words ever written, it looks incredible.
Or use one of these which is where I started:





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You Suck At Cooking
You Suck At Cooking 7 ヶ月 前
I accidentally left out the salt clip. Put half a teaspoon of salt in the dry ingredients, please. Or 2/4 coffee spoon.
Jordan Hodder
Jordan Hodder ヶ月 前
Dude I swear this is the Cheese Board's recipe from Berkeley. I used to make it all the time as a kid.
save internet
save internet ヶ月 前
You fucking sconer
Blue like You
Blue like You 2 ヶ月 前
If anyones actually trying to cook straight from your instructions they deserve it lol
Samtsa 4 ヶ月 前
hanna o’bannon
hanna o’bannon 6 ヶ月 前
will 4/8 of a coffee spoon work?
Mel Thom
Mel Thom 日 前
I finally figured out a Scottish scone is the same as an American biscuit, except biscuits don't usually have sugar in them. Fun fact: the easiest biscuit recipe is, take some cream and some self-rising flour and mix them to the consistency that you prefer, and bake them. These are awesome. You'd be amazed.
alohathaxted 7 日 前
Dek Gaming
Dek Gaming 8 日 前
Hrrmmmm I'll just roll a rock, that's a great outro idea
Sneaky Bunny
Sneaky Bunny 8 日 前
Clotted cream and jam on a scone is heaven. Perfect brunch while curled up in bed on a rainy day.
The Butera brat Grande
I have no clue why I went here
Autumn T.
Autumn T. 10 日 前
I appreciate this type of humor
Amani Abdishakur
Amani Abdishakur 11 日 前
I’m from England *puts on armor * Scooooooooooone
owijusthurtmytoe 13 日 前
I think we're all in love with this man despite never having seen his face
Lauren Animates
Lauren Animates 14 日 前
Actually, you lift the little bits at the bottom with a feather, and keep it in a special place forever.
Lumynox 16 日 前
My friend actually made these!!! They were so goooood!!
Abigail Lee
Abigail Lee 17 日 前
RIP crumbles
Donylyn Knives
Donylyn Knives 19 日 前
*KWAH* - Scone.
Elena Elizabeth
Elena Elizabeth 20 日 前
You sound like Harvey Specter
Mollie Quail
Mollie Quail 20 日 前
3:22 I think you mean legal tender
Sierra Long
Sierra Long 21 日 前
British style scones… in the US, we call those biscuits, and it’s popular to smother them in sausage gravy.
Maddox Barretto
Maddox Barretto 22 日 前
Give me my stone I meant scone
Bella Hoots
Bella Hoots 23 日 前
Bro I love Gregg
rick szabo
rick szabo 23 日 前
Fun Fact,if you made about 90 more cuts to your dough , the 91 st would split the atom.
PHOTON 24 日 前
Peter Sadler
Peter Sadler 25 日 前
is it bad that, as a british person, i looked at the rocks at the beginning and my brain went "yup yum"
Mr. Voley
Mr. Voley 25 日 前
3:15 is that god
Bark Cookie
Bark Cookie 25 日 前
i pronounce it Yanny.I mean Laurel
Q C 25 日 前
Dang. I'm actually gonna make this.
Chey Lee
Chey Lee 27 日 前
heavy cream.. light cream?? WHAT KINDA CREAM
caroline 27 日 前
I lost my shit at “croiscont”
hary 11111
hary 11111 29 日 前
Its scon not scoonee. Its also cream then jam for anybody wondering
TheXug 29 日 前
This channel is just shottysteve with food
Arwa Hadid
Arwa Hadid ヶ月 前
I hope this isnt one of Greg's recipes because I changed the blueberries to raspberries
You Suck At Cooking
Playing with fire.
The Blorp
The Blorp ヶ月 前
You can always use your hands to mix the butter if you don't mind the scones taste like fingers.
Ben Biggs
Ben Biggs ヶ月 前
Paboo22 ヶ月 前
I'm offended. It's an isosceles. you said it was a SCALENE
Illusive[Brick] ヶ月 前
I actually cooked these! They’re good but I was to light with the sugar and salt so they’re a little bland but I just put some sugar on top of them and everything was good
kaci Stephens
kaci Stephens ヶ月 前
I just found this channel and I am now addicted.
InsaneBird ヶ月 前
scone rhymes with tone.
Cars, PlastiDip, and Humor 7
Could you make some Lemon Bars?
Shereen Ummer
Shereen Ummer ヶ月 前
I wish you break/cut the scones so that we can see the inside..Not sure if its supposed to look like a cookie/cake etc. Thanks for all the videos. They are awesome!
Oh Yeah Yeah
Oh Yeah Yeah ヶ月 前
So I followed the recipe and these are actually bomb as fuck
Carol Reid
Carol Reid ヶ月 前
Loquatiously elitious. Sorry D dropped off.?? So can you suggest ways to cook these without a stove, and using an awesome hot plate or questionably leaky microwave.? Thanks, From an initiated.
parthanon 279486
parthanon 279486 ヶ月 前
the difference is that the American scone is an abomination
Beau Williamson
Beau Williamson ヶ月 前
Thomas M Højvælde
Sheena Marie Wolinski
This is hilariously awesome!
Ya Boi
Ya Boi ヶ月 前
As an Irish person I can confirm that pastries are illegal here
Alexisasheep ヶ月 前
Or just use your hands
RainAngel111 ヶ月 前
Expected a funny video, found a actually good guide to making scones
Hyphenated Games
Hyphenated Games ヶ月 前
I wonder if the baking powder works on me. All of my friends say that I am hot and wet...
joey mann
joey mann ヶ月 前
are you going to finish that quascone?
Reuben Parchment-Morrison
its pronounced Scun btw
Anson Mansfield
Anson Mansfield ヶ月 前
That's an eastern scone though, western scones are made from deep-fried yeasted dough not baked pastry dough.
ohheyleighannn ヶ月 前
I've always wanted to make scones!! I'm going to try this. Wish me luck with the wangjangler!
You Suck At Cooking
Good luck with the wangjangler.
zw0lfb4um ヶ月 前
2:07 Tip: if you don't want use makeshift Wolverine claws to mix in the butter, just use your hands to rub them into 'breadcrumbs' Although the Wolverine claws do look cool
TommyZ DoesStuff
TommyZ DoesStuff ヶ月 前
Cook off between you and babish. Book it vince
Jack Smile666
Jack Smile666 ヶ月 前
"They're not cookies sigint"
Alib B
Alib B ヶ月 前
As a Scotsman I can say all of these facts are true
Alib B
Alib B ヶ月 前
It's a scone you wee cunt
sapphictea ヶ月 前
How long do these keep for?
Bring back 2013
Bring back 2013 ヶ月 前
its pronounced scone
TheSkilledSnake ヶ月 前
was the Peter knife hands a joke of Edward scissorhands?
Aonoiomoe ヶ月 前
Au revoir mon amie cest un bon video
Crystylon ヶ月 前
you actually kept carrying and rolling a small boulder just for the outro u strong
Fried Noodles
Fried Noodles ヶ月 前
5:31 rocks rolling.
Vetoo ヶ月 前
If you make this without lemon is it still good? Im way to lazy to go out and buy lemons
allmyself666 ヶ月 前
your intro description of scones pissed me off more then I thought it could.
Erin Keiller
Erin Keiller ヶ月 前
its doubloon not dabloon how dare thee thank you goodbye
Erin Keiller
Erin Keiller ヶ月 前
One person in my class says scone as sc-OH-n as in with an Oh not an O and everyone else thinks he is absolutely bonkers
Really? Why do people allways pronounce it wrong as scone? Its called stones. Also, i find them by the road. People throw away stone crumbles on the side of the road. Try some.
ben cormier
ben cormier ヶ月 前
What percentage of cream?
Jose Manuel Chaves Bussi
You are actually meant to use to knifes
Lil Poopoo
Lil Poopoo ヶ月 前
As a citizen of Derbyshire County, I can report back that British scones are *amazing*
Joyce Fuller
Joyce Fuller ヶ月 前
These are real recipes people .. just it's being made into a joke 👏
Yo! Mix some powdered sugar and lemon juice to make scone glaze! (Ridiculously good!)
Mag ヶ月 前
Is it possible to make these with blackberries, or do they have too much liquid?
Nexo Saix
Nexo Saix ヶ月 前
Jelly Splash
Jelly Splash ヶ月 前
im scottish and im a scone person
Broken Heart
Broken Heart ヶ月 前
this look realy good
Jacob Echelberry
Jacob Echelberry ヶ月 前
He sounds like daily dose of internet
soleá guedes
soleá guedes 2 ヶ月 前
how about using greek yogurt instead of cream?
TheYoutubeGamer 2 ヶ月 前
wait you need the lemon skin? NANI *oof* -oof- _oof_
Sameen Shaw
Sameen Shaw 2 ヶ月 前
Yeruham the Deep-Fried Goldfish
The rolling scones
Lorie Carpenter
Lorie Carpenter 2 ヶ月 前
i was in target, and a google commercial on the tvs in the electronic section played one of your videos for a bit??? or someone stole your cutting board. one or the other
Captain Nomekop
Captain Nomekop 2 ヶ月 前
More like glueberry scones am I right?
Chloe Bell
Chloe Bell 2 ヶ月 前
How to basic better younger brother
Atticus Productions
Atticus Productions 2 ヶ月 前
English Scones are actually a lot better in my opinion
Charles Dobat
Charles Dobat 2 ヶ月 前
Au revoir is pronounced, oh vwah
Lucas Brown
Lucas Brown 2 ヶ月 前
Look dude, I don't know who you are, but thank you. You've brightened my day.
Dragon Master
Dragon Master 2 ヶ月 前
You know, the only difference between English scones and American Scones, is that Americans like blueberries in their scones as well as zest fruits, while English scones usually have cherries and some forum of cream. And English scones are better!
maria jose ortega
maria jose ortega 2 ヶ月 前
Novislav Đajić
Novislav Đajić 2 ヶ月 前
Daddy_ Long_leggs
Daddy_ Long_leggs 2 ヶ月 前
Artificial Motion
Artificial Motion 2 ヶ月 前
I'm from Scotland and I can happily say this is all true
Gopnik Mcblyat
Gopnik Mcblyat 2 ヶ月 前
Streuselkuchen lecker
Lola Peet
Lola Peet 2 ヶ月 前
I don't know if it's the English way of making scones but my family has always poured a can of lemonade into scone mix?? No idea why.
Weslyn Kimbler
Weslyn Kimbler 2 ヶ月 前
Click Read more Read more what an epic funny
Mop Sop
Mop Sop 2 ヶ月 前
That's a big lemon 2:36
Baking a Lemon
Baking a Lemon 2 ヶ月 前
The rolling scones
Grac Hagga
Grac Hagga 2 ヶ月 前
Clearly it's pronounced "sconce," idiots.
Fredrik Åfeldt
Fredrik Åfeldt 2 ヶ月 前
I'm SO triggered every time I hear or read the word "cup" as a measurment. How the FUCK can that be a thing?! I have 12 different cups in my kitchen. They come in about 5 different sizes. I mean, I realize that there must be some type of "standard cup", but still. Call it something else then. Anything. How about "bloinkysmork"? "One bloinkysmork of butter" sounds so much more precise than "Duuuuuhhh... take like a cup of that, and a bit of this, and a size of those" Damn muricans..... Great channel btw, I absolutely love you!
Skinny Toothpick
Skinny Toothpick 2 ヶ月 前
I actually made these And they were the best
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