Everything Wrong With Moana In 15 Minutes Or Less

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*This video is a re-upload. Original release date: 4/25/17*
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CinemaSins ヶ月 前
Hey guys! This video is a re-upload because the original version of this episode was no longer viewable. We’ll be posting these re-uploads every Saturday for the next few months. There are still NEW sins videos every Tuesday and Thursday!
Kinggold Channel
Sin this since they could of used ocean man for the credits
Yu Orion
Yu Orion 3 日 前
how are you so good at roasting everything
Corinna Brown
Corinna Brown 10 日 前
Wut is ex machina???? IM CONFUZLED.
Hazel-Baby 14 日 前
Is there an everything wrong with The Witch, if not I think there should be haha
Ricardo Vazquez
Ricardo Vazquez 22 日 前
Until reading this I thought I had some sort of extremely specific deja vu about the contents of the video.
cole 143c
cole 143c 2 時間 前
I see whats happening here. Youre face to face with greatness and its strange Dont even know how to feel. Its adorable. Well its nice to see that sinners never change. Open your mind, just enjoy.
Nic smith
Nic smith 11 時間 前
Please answer this!! Is the part when you say what can I say it’s exposition from bartok the magnificent ????????
ɴᴀᴛsᴜᴋɪ [ʜᴇʟᴘ]
3 more sins that should had been added in my opinion: The ocean high five:worth 2 sins Ok,how the hell did you give the sea a high-five?Im pretty sure Moana’s hand should had went right through it at the moment,I know this is a Disney film and the creators have no time to rethink the plot and story,but at least just put a animation of her fail then slip and just add a chuckle.That simple :/ A ghost stand on a object:worth 1 sin I’m pretty sure for all the paranormal readers would know that..ghost can’t sit on things,they’ll just probably fall through or at least reform…Although,clearly the grandma defines all logic at this point.But I guess you can say,”Who you gonna call?GHOSTBUSTERS!” Mai’d hawk transformation-not being used to escape: I’m pretty sure a few people like you and me saw that and knew that Mai can transform to whatever person-animal-or thing he wants,maybe even gender based.What confuzzeles me is that during that 67 owner into the movie (less or more,I’m not sure) at the beginning where Mai was stealing that heart,he was a hawk-but when got on the boat..how come he didn’t transform?The world may never know :/. Also,hello person who was scrolling down in the chat.Hows you’re day?I know I’m doing fine.Sorry If I type to much for you to struggle on what I’m saying,or if this took you awhile to read-I’m a fast typewriter and can be a little overwhelming,so please do take you’re time with this. With all respect,xoxo Protagonist.
The Gamer Girl
The Gamer Girl 18 時間 前
Wait... if he was a demigod who could shapeshift into a hawk... why does he need a boat?
Pous3r Playz
Pous3r Playz 20 時間 前
What do u think when ur watching a movie
T Bennett
T Bennett 日 前
49 seconds of intros? Jesus Christ Disney!
Online Brothers Gaming
The eel coconut story is actually a real legend in Samoa, and it grew a tree because the coconuts 3 holes resembled the face of the eel or something
Ninja Kuma - Let's Plays, Reactions, Memes
"What can I say, it's exposition" - nice voice
CuteAnimeGirl727 #PikachuSpuadForLife!!
You can't measure the sky can you do finger guns? (ง'̀-'́)ง
Christian Abbott
Moana = Assassin's Creed: Black Flag for Kids
is cinemawins you?
I Am Sophie
I Am Sophie 日 前
Okay. Hol up. Gimme a minute. Let it Go got less sins than Moana??? *ding*
you should have mentioned the fact that the pig got sooooo much mercy even though it basically never in the movie
Eerie Unsolved
Missed on a pun there guys at the start...could have been NAN-RATION INSTEAD OF NARRATION because its the grandma...get it?? No...? Okay, I'll let myself out
SparksFly 日 前
Just saying there actually was a period of time where the ocean completely covered the earth. Also... The boat can go from 0-30 knots pretty easy. I've tried. 2 sins for you.
Layla Fitzallen
Layla Fitzallen 2 日 前
Moanas dad: I hate the ocean, let’s name our girl Moana which actually means ocean/water in Her actual language
Spartanszola04 2 日 前
no sin for the fact that moana could push down the giant maui statue in the cave?
Fish And Chips
Fish And Chips 2 日 前
The girl at the end sounded like a voice actor off of Skyrim
Wyatt Borden
Wyatt Borden 2 日 前
Moana we have a good island to live in oh and we have pearl harbor.
Karin Ljungberg
Karin Ljungberg 2 日 前
I literally watched this movie in my classroom today
KlearlyKinley 3 日 前
LID919 3 日 前
0:20 Around 4.4 to 4.1 billion years ago, the earth was covered in a single massive ocean. The continents formed after this period.
Memes the Vloger
So no one wants to mention that Moana can’t move a lightweight boat but she can push a several ton statue off a wall just using her legs? I give a sin to cinema sins for missing that one *ding*
Savage Drone Gaming
What are the odds
BlueDiamond 4 日 前
5:32 not even mentioning Lin- Manuel Miranda, he basically sung the song
April Yanke
April Yanke 4 日 前
Why is grandma the only one with the reincarnation tattoo? Seriously even the dude that asked about cooking hayhay doesn't have one and he has to be as old as her.
AwsomeFreddlez GamezAndStuff
You forgot Maui lift the boat with 1 hand with no effort but he had a hard time pulling a paralyzing dart
Sean Richards
Sean Richards 5 日 前
God damn this is quite possibly one of the most ignorant videos I've ever seen from you. You flat out ignore a shit ton of Polynesian culture and mythology. My culture is rich and historic - not a fucking joke.
Raptor Rampage
Raptor Rampage 5 日 前
So you’re Canadian, eh
Amokriin Prolgiid
I think you missed several sin opportunities. Like the fact that there's no way she could knock over that maui statue in the cave with her size, there's no way she's heavy enough to tip the boat when she jumps on it, and other ridiculous stunts.
Trebuchetify 6 日 前
This is really popular and I dont like when things are popular! HAHAHA checkmate 😎😎😎
Ovis Aries
Ovis Aries 6 日 前
Pigs dont hate water theres a beach (and i think an island) where pigs literally swim in the ocean
Jakeybabes 7 日 前
This channel is still trash I see....
HD Keemii
HD Keemii 7 日 前
lol this guy takes this seriously ?
Andy Nguyen
Andy Nguyen 7 日 前
11:16 he sang because *YOUR WELCOME* Ok I will go
James Thomas
James Thomas 7 日 前
Notably half the shit he sins here is simply Polynesian culture. I need nothing more to confirm my assumption that this guy is a crusty old White guy who doesn't even both to do research to see if the things he is saying is true, or understand that this is a movie dealing with Polynesian mythology, and doesn't think that sometimes directors actually have things called "cultural consultants" helping them accurately portray that culture. Clickbait dumbass.
AwesomeAndrhhg ٤٩٢
Origianlly earth was ocean, untill volcanoes became the first lands.
NGaming 7 日 前
Is this the most sins ever removed from a movie?
Justice Egwabor
Justice Egwabor 8 日 前
Xo basically this cave is an ancestral JPvid channel.. Waiting...... 😂😂😂
Robert Wisher
Robert Wisher 8 日 前
I think he spelled the title its spelled guy sins actual Polynesian mythology and misunderstanding it and pointed out inconsistencies with LITERAL MYTHOLOGY
Robert Wisher
Robert Wisher 8 日 前
11:30 of course it's dark it was like a religion not taken as stories or fables.
iusedtobehere 8 日 前
they forgot the sin where in the song shes talking about how she cant get away from the water she was about to put a stone on that stack thing...Why???? i know it was meant to symbolize something, but why would she be putting it on then?
Jacob Frumovitz
Jacob Frumovitz 8 日 前
Actually there was a time when it was only oceans, just saying, it was about 3.8 billion years ago but it still happened
Intr. Anet
Intr. Anet 8 日 前
3:02 His accent😂😂That’s what i sound like😂😂😂😂😂
Isabella Newton-Cross
that drum is a drum........it's a Samoan drum.........you get one sin for that................😂
NeonGhost 36
NeonGhost 36 9 日 前
I'm from New Zealand and in the legend I was taught Maui's mother was a goddess and thought he was born dead so that's why she put him in the ocean.
Mustafa Alzughayyar
8:51 were you sarcastic boii?
guilttrippers 10 日 前
the galen erso reference just gave me three extra brain cells
KomodoComet 10 日 前
Actually it is a Polynesian folktale and also a hawk's talons are basically like human hands... and also when you say that it's overly convenient that the ocean deposits her on the island it's because the sea puts her there on purpose, and if you don't understand what I'm talking about did you even watch the movie?
טומי שלו
טומי שלו 11 日 前
Do everything wrong with saw 4 saw 5 saw 6 saw 7 and saw 8
Mate Wait
Mate Wait 11 日 前
The killing of an eel is a Samoan legend
Mate Wait
Mate Wait 11 日 前
That’s is a drum tho🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️👀
GothNeko 11 日 前
5:21 CinemaSins not understanding a different culture. A simple google of "Polynesian Drums" immediately shows those drums. Lazy asshats
Jammis Gary
Jammis Gary 2 日 前
I also noticed how he said that pigs hate going in the water, if you’ve ever been to a pacific island you would know the pigs love going in to the water
Robert Wisher
Robert Wisher 8 日 前
I noticed that too lol
Mate Wait
Mate Wait 11 日 前
GothNeko ikrrrrr 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️
kevin gray
kevin gray 12 日 前
So no infinity war?
Ben Stoke
Ben Stoke 12 日 前
Actually there was a point in time were it was just water, but not like this so carry on
Zull 13 日 前
Damn , you've become even more cancer than the last time i tried watching your videos. I remember you in the begining , where you'd actually think and did a little research before posting , now you're like a turd machine , shitting out diahrrea videos one after another. I wonder how long can you hide behind "it's all satire , comedy , you just don't get it" every single fucking time someone points out your mistakes , it's getting kinda stale buddy. You're gonna crash and burn soon if you continue like this and I'm gonna be right there enjoying every moment of it.
Anomander82 13 日 前
Sin 3 error: early cratonic and later continental development is only thought to have been prominent from the start of the Palaeoproterozoic (around 3.0Ga), prior to that the Earth is believed to have been characterized by a global shallow ocean.
Moana’s hot
Blake Peters
Blake Peters 13 日 前
Just terrible. Ugh your content is obnoxious. Sins like “his tattoo is his conscience” where you are just pointing out things that are happening on the screen. How is that a sin? You make no sense and I can’t understand how people enjoy these videos.
Blake Peters
Blake Peters 6 日 前
I don't even know right now That’s moving the goalposts. When it’s convenient to say they are jokes then they are jokes, and when it’s convenient to say they are reviews they are reviews. Besides, the jokes just aren’t funny.
These videos are kinda jokes,but no movie goes without sin,which is kinda true.
So my issue with Disney movies that focus on culture biggest examples being Moana and coco is that the focus so hard on being culturally accurate that the story suffers a bit and has plot holes. May I mention that grandma tala dying came out of fricking NO WHERE! It like just happened and was super rushed just so the could do the manta Ray thing and the ghost grandma
Colonel Xander
Colonel Xander 14 日 前
So, let me get this straight... The entirety of your content is you vomiting your miserable pathetic life on every single movie you come across? Wow, you must be a gggggrrreeeeat person to have in life.
The albino mouse W
Do without a paddle
John Ford
John Ford 15 日 前
Tha part where maui buried an eel is actually inspired on a real folk lore.
John Ford
John Ford 15 日 前
Actually, everything in moana is based on real folk lores
Logan Fisher
Logan Fisher 15 日 前
Hey guys, the fish hook constellation does actually exist. It's the same set of stars that make up Scorpius for the Greco-Roman constellations. The movie just greatly exaggerates it by adding in a bunch of extra stars along it.
1T3 T0X1C
1T3 T0X1C 15 日 前
You say pigs hate water but water but what about that beach that has swimming pigs
jebmak 15 日 前
Pigs hate water? That sounds wrong.
outpost 38
outpost 38 15 日 前
2:00 her foot prints disappear when it cuts to a overhead shot
Darth Chubbz
Darth Chubbz 15 日 前
There was actually a time about 2.5 billion years ago when only 2 to 3 percent of the world was dry land, so they kinda got it right
Taeho Bang
Taeho Bang 16 日 前
Maybe a face reveal?
Taeho Bang
Taeho Bang 16 日 前
still waiting for everything wrong with avengers infinity war
Nigel Avery
Nigel Avery 16 日 前
where everything wrong with infinity war
soldofpol 16 日 前
Amazing Anna Bella Cat
tbh hawaii was nothing but water until a volcano made the islands, but the movie the movie is Sh** im from hawaii -__-
Xanda Scott
Xanda Scott 17 日 前
It’s cartoon idiot.
Aria Vasquez
Aria Vasquez 17 日 前
Super Bloxer
Super Bloxer 17 日 前
But u gotta say, that ‘oooohhh!’ At 1:47 is kinda funny
BenkkuBoii 101
BenkkuBoii 101 17 日 前
why the hell didnt the ocean just yeet te ka with water lol
John Doe
John Doe 18 日 前
I just realized I can't hear Tom Hanks' voice without picturing Woody instead of picturing Tom Hanks.
the cellulon triptometer
So you missed something that I could not get over the whole darn movie. Every guy in this movie is shirtless, big and strong. But, none of them has nipples. A couple of at best painted on circles, but seriously not one nipple on one naked chest the whole movie. So I get that they may make someone a little uncomfortable and all, but unless these dudes had them surgically removed when they got tattoos, there are some artists working on this film that really need some human anatomy education.
Lorelai Dilley
Lorelai Dilley 19 日 前
Don't get me wrong I LOVE CinemaSins but I do think there actually was a time where the world was only ocean. IDK Maybe I'm just being stupid
Bob 19 日 前
I grew up in Hawaii and yes, those rocks are sharp as shit.
Wagyourtail 19 日 前
cave ex-machina
Sidney Bricker
Sidney Bricker 19 日 前
A lot of these sins I wouldnt count because Disney was being true to Polynesian culture and beliefs.
Nada Nagy
Nada Nagy 20 日 前
The biggest sin here is the ocean could have done all of that without any help of moana or maui
Feno 3000
Feno 3000 20 日 前
If Moana's Dad instilled the "do not go past the reef" rule ... why were the boats stored in that cave for 1000 years???
FlamingTP01 20 日 前
They said leave the reef, but Tukohama told me to kill them for their blasphemy. So my axe fell 500 times...
Mona Teasley
Mona Teasley 20 日 前
So you clearly re-edit your re-uploads for the sake of copyright, but could you also edit out some sins? For one, I'm sure everyone reminded you that drums come in all shapes and sizes. Also, you took sins off for an idiot creature that you were irritated with in Coco for being the exact same creature. And finally, you probably aren't even reading this, are you? No wonder Infinity War never came. Well, this is a waste.
Alex Lund
Alex Lund 21 日 前
Pigs don't hate water they are naturally good swimmers
NC Outdoors
NC Outdoors 21 日 前
12:03 sin timer says this movie was made in 2017 but this movie was made in 2016.
Can We Get 3000 subs with no videos !!
Well this is good content
psychogman37 21 日 前
Nah, Jemaine Clement is great, you don't know what you're talking about
Fishslap 33
Fishslap 33 22 日 前
Look man, the conch is obviously a vagina. This entire thing is by far the most sexist movie I have ever been stupid enough to watch, and it deserves like 5 billion bonus sins just for that.
Andrew Mathewson
Andrew Mathewson 22 日 前
Dumb chicken is dumb.
Happypuppy Aj
Happypuppy Aj 22 日 前
Te Ka is apparently Te Fiti. But in the beginning it said others searched for the heart too. Showed Te Ka. So? Te Ka is searching for her own heart? Discuss.
Game Crusader
Game Crusader 22 日 前
+5 sins that's how many times my sister made me watch it
Gaming Alpha 101
Gaming Alpha 101 22 日 前
What can i say except.... we found some! Damnit, they already made that joke!
Nicholas Proudman
I feel like this video should just be called Everything Wrong with CinemaSins Comprehension of Polynesian Culture, Mythology and the Concept of Fantasy in General.
kool kat
kool kat 8 日 前
I feel like maybe this comment should be called Everything Wrong With OP’s Ability to Understand What a Joke Is
Rman Nayr
Rman Nayr 22 日 前