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Bob Woodward's Fear: Trump in the White House Is a Best Seller

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Andre Harris
Andre Harris 2 日 前
Get the book now====>amzn.to/2NHDKIh
Dan suds
Dan suds 23 日 前
Second rate comedian who gets clobbered every night in the ratings.
Sheila D
Sheila D 26 日 前
Extremely wet and extremely big...lol....like in the script of a cheesy porn movie!!! ONLY WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT A PRESIDENT WOULD'VE SAID THAT LIVE ON TV !!! LOLOLOL #trumpisafool #trumpism #MAGA #Dungu #dumbpotus #limitedvocab #fool
Anjishnu
Anjishnu 27 日 前
Wonder how Trump (and his quotes) would be mentioned in history books.
Naheim Googolla
Naheim Googolla 27 日 前
Hope Jimmy does not start to cry again.
Steven Miller
Steven Miller 28 日 前
How did we go from johnny carson to this half gay little prick
Boqoreh
Boqoreh 28 日 前
You're aging well Jimmy
chun he
chun he 28 日 前
I don't see what's wrong about organising documents
K Philly
K Philly 28 日 前
Drunk again, treasonous bastard?
Martin Ulstein
Martin Ulstein 29 日 前
Thanks to President Trump, a complete idiot like Jimmy Fallon can have a job.
tim wathen
tim wathen 29 日 前
jpvid.net/video/ビデオ-3sstavE3NpU.html CHECK THIS BOOK OUT, YOU DUMB ASSES!
tim wathen
tim wathen 29 日 前
FAKE NEWS SANITIZED MY COMMENT, SO I'LL TYPE IT AGAIN! ROBERT MUELLER FAKE RUSSIAN COLLUSION WITCH HUNT BY WOLFE BLOOPER. LISA PAGE HAS ADMITTED UNDER OATH AND THEY NOW HAVE A NEW TEXT WHICH SHOWS THE FBI KNEW OF NO RUSSIAN COLLUSION WHEN MUELLER STARTED HIS INVESTIGATION BASED ON FAKE FISA'S AND ORCHESTRATED BY BRENNAN. THE FBI IS COMPLICIT IN TREASON AND SETTING UP A FAKE RUSSIAN COLLUSION STORY TO FRAME A DULY ELECTED PRESIDENT.
Marton Steve
Marton Steve 29 日 前
WOODWARD CRIMINAL< BELONG IN JAIL
Cash Daily
Cash Daily 29 日 前
You are a sellout Fallon. And FAKE NEWS. "THANK YOU, NBC, FOR PAYING OTHER COMEDIANS TO WRITE JOKES FOR ME."
Ex Essex
Ex Essex 29 日 前
2:07 USA, your president just said that a hurricane is "tremendously big and tremendously wet". The whole world is laughing at him but also laughing at you for allowing this simpleton to represent you. For Christ's sake - BOOT HIM OUT! It's not funny any more.
motte dreissig
motte dreissig ヶ月 前
Actually, it always has been the US policy to print more money in order to deal with the depts (at least since WWII). The US would have to declare bankruptcy within hours, if they had to pay back in real values instead of dollars.
Dale Marie Evans
Dale Marie Evans ヶ月 前
DICKLESS IN AMERICA, PEDOPHILES RAPING BASTARDS 😈
Marie J
Marie J ヶ月 前
Jesus is coming back and he wants to take you with him! Please be kind to everyone, Don’t purposefully hurt others, do not steal, kill, have sex outside of marriage or have sex before marriage. Do not lie or be envious or jealous of others. Seek God and ask him to forgive you of your wrongs in life and then stop doing the bad things. If you do not know what bad things are, read Exodus 20 and be holy. God is so worth getting to know. He created you for great things! You’ll be amazed at the number of angels he has protecting you right now. Seek him by reading the bible, like Psalms 103, so you can see how King David loved him. Love ya!
Blair Melanson
Blair Melanson ヶ月 前
Trump really thinks that all Americans will gladly stick there heads in the sand and trusting that trump will take care of there asses , WOW I don’t know how many but there seems to be a lot of idiots in America, c’mon man up you bunch cawerds stand up against that loonatick in office before he braces something that all of Putin’s men won’t be able to put back together again. Lift your head up and look at your leader that idiot is afraid somebody’s gonna laugh at him For Christ sake the whole world is laughing at America . I’m just sad to see that many dumb Americans Any other country he would be out You’re FIRED, that’s all you gotta say.
follow Jesus!
follow Jesus! ヶ月 前
ivy rahim
ivy rahim ヶ月 前
My head hurts just hearing Trump speak.
Blueberryymuffin
Blueberryymuffin ヶ月 前
I actually never thought about hurricanes being wet. It’s so obvious I didn’t even need to think about it.
narlycat
narlycat ヶ月 前
rename the Hurricane Jose and then Trump will think it's a Mexican and he'll build a wall to keep it out. A real surge barrier and Mexico will pay for it. And the Hurricane is really wet? Is he thinking about Hurricane Florence or Stormy Daniels?
Robert Gichuru
Robert Gichuru ヶ月 前
"Rational or not, fear is painful and debilitating, it should not be ignored." Prof. Daniel Kahneman #dumbdonkeydecisions
Ian Murphy
Ian Murphy ヶ月 前
The only late night comedian that can get near Jimmy Fallon’s monologue is Conan
schön war die Zeit
The terrorists' propaganda arm, the White Helmets, together with Western camera crews, has shot at least nine videos in advance to serve as "proof" that the Syrian government has carried out a chlorine chemical attack on civilians in Idlib. A number of Middle East television channels and a US regional broadcaster have "filmed nine videos of a staged chemical attack in the city of Jisr al-Shughur in Idlib province," which the Syrian government blames in the future the Russian reconciliation center in Syria in a statement on Wednesday. All videos show members of the White Helmets, who save extras as victims, it says in the statement. The Russian military reports that on September 11, the White Helmets and Terrorists of Tahrir al-Sham (commonly known as Al-Qaeda in Syria) held a meeting after filming, during which they released two of the nine videos for future worldwide distribution through the Fake News media, as well as the United Nations and the Organization for the Prohibition of Chemical Weapons (OPCW). The remaining videos are to be used for propaganda in social networks. The goal is to convince the world community that President Assad is gassing the civilian population of Idlib, and that is why a Western military "retaliation" on Syria is justified. At the same time, since 9 September, White Helmets have been practicing an alleged chemical attack in Khan Shaykhun as a staging, Russian officials said in a statement, reporting that the exercise involved up to 30 civilians, including a dozen children over the age of 8 to 12 years. Further statement by the Russian military indicates that the White Helmets, together with the terrorists, are preparing an "actual use of toxic chlorine based substances" on the people involved in the filming of the faked scenes. On-site preparations for toxic explosions are being conducted by members of the terrorist group Hurras al-Din (or the Organization of the Guardians of Religion, which is affiliated with Al Qaeda), the statement claims. The terrorists have selected 22 children and their parents from several villages in the Aleppo governorate, who will play parts in the demonstration of counterfeit chemical weapons attacks. Children are abused for fake scenes Another group of children consists of orphans who have been kidnapped from refugee camps and are destined to take death scenes. She is currently in one of the buildings of the Ikab Prison, which is controlled by the terrorist group Jabhat al-Nusra. That is, the White Helmets and the terrorists are actually ready to murder children with chlorine, so you can show "victims" !!! Evidence of the preparation of staged chemical weapon attacks has been reported from Kafir-Zait, including the designation of two villages in which toxic chemicals were pre-delivered. Behind the whole staging lies the British secret service MI6, because the white helmets were created, financed and controlled by the British for the purpose of the propaganda. This is what Virginia State Senator Virginia Black says, who has just visited Syria and met with President Assad. "For four weeks, we know British intelligence is working on a chemical attack to blame the Syrian government," said Senator Black to news channel Al Mayadeen in Beirut. Black also said the chemical weapons attacks of the past are British staged fakes carried out with the help of White Helmets, with volunteer or involuntary actors playing the victims. So everything is ready to stage a fake chemical weapons mission again, in order to blame President Assad, the Syrian military and, of course, Russia, with film footage of "victims".
salas7146
salas7146 ヶ月 前
Jimmy Kimmel can't stand Ted Cruz
alonzo calvillo
alonzo calvillo ヶ月 前
“Tremendously big and tremendously wet”.Wow, No shit!
Jack Cameron
Jack Cameron ヶ月 前
How many wars did Obama start? How many wars has Trump started? Nuff said.
Gypsy SnickerDoodle
you just know THEY HAD TO USE FUCKING PUPPETS to explain to Trump that airborne water in a hurricane has increased force density and all he got was ‘wet bad’
Soft smiles
Soft smiles ヶ月 前
The UNO joke though ! 😂👌🏻
Kevin P
Kevin P ヶ月 前
Who makes pancakes in the morning everyday with syrup? That's the truth.
bill jam
bill jam ヶ月 前
Poor Jimmy Fallon doesn't want to offend, so he stabs his "friend" Norm Macdonald in the back. Meanwhile he trashes POTUS every night. Hey Fallon, you have enough money. Why don't you purchase a spine?
Marnie Larocque
Marnie Larocque ヶ月 前
Trump says they never had a storm this big in 30-35 years or maybe ever, Crist it`s a cat 3-4 the one that destroyed Puerto Rico was a cat 5 and they had probably 1-2 cat 4`s every year since Katrina which was a 4, Trump just can`t talk without lying or exaggerating, or both.
PJ Brown
PJ Brown ヶ月 前
*FAKE BOOK* Woodward is an *assclown* and only anther *assclown* would give him credence. #assclowns
John Laodicean
John Laodicean ヶ月 前
Thanks to the cowardice of the Tonight Show towards Norm MacDonald, 9/11 will now be a day of infamy, #ImwithNorm
ntbillie
ntbillie ヶ月 前
Another Number.1 Bestseller will be the day you get fired for being a coward, Jimmy. #ImWithNorm
DeadBunny69
DeadBunny69 ヶ月 前
Jimmy Fallon is a spineless coward for not supporting Norm MacDonald.
LibHunk
LibHunk ヶ月 前
Maybe Trump had Stormy Daniels in his mind when he says Tremendously Big and Tremendously Wet.
London F
London F ヶ月 前
LibHunk , 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Rob Kino
Rob Kino ヶ月 前
According to a State Department email from Sid Blumenthal to Hillary Clinton Bob Woodward has been an FBI asset ever since his Deep Throat days. This is why you Dems lost, and always will - you lie! Sidney Blumenthal Saturday, November 10, 2012 11:35 AM H: May not be unrelated as part of attempt to defeat °barna; re: Benghazi... Writer of piece, Josh Hersh, is Sy's son, works with Paul, my son at Huff Post. Sy, of course, hates, Woodward. I am told that these Woodward sources were FBI. Since Deep Throat, he has been an FBI asset, his career dependent. More lies, Fallon? time to go back to rehab! You're drunk again!
vcarter0723
vcarter0723 ヶ月 前
OMG when he said tremendously wet I laughed so loud people started looking at me 😂😂
Penny White
Penny White ヶ月 前
For the rest of eternity when someone does something completely against all good sense, logic and fact we'll tell them to STOP PULLING A TRUMP
Rob Martinez
Rob Martinez ヶ月 前
Trump 2020 RIP fake news and talk shows with your extremely low ratings. MAGA
Rob Martinez
Rob Martinez ヶ月 前
+frank blanco what a lame moron.
Rob Martinez
Rob Martinez ヶ月 前
+frank blanco 😂😂🤣
frank blanco
frank blanco ヶ月 前
Fu
Yes I’m Blessed
😹🤣😂 trump is as stupid as stupid gets! #isthisreallife
Tomcat Tomcat
Tomcat Tomcat ヶ月 前
Cruz is like Rubio They only wish to be career politicians and leech off the system no matter what. Hard bold truth !
No Filter A Nintendo Podcast
Hey tonight show fuck you guys. Cancelling norm like that? Fuck off
Beth Lind
Beth Lind ヶ月 前
All old fart white MEn .
Stillicide
Stillicide ヶ月 前
Where is Norm Mcdonald?
Freddy Again
Freddy Again ヶ月 前
MARA MAKE AMERICA READ AGAIN!!!!
Sheena Lewis
Sheena Lewis ヶ月 前
Oh my gosh. Trump's comment on hurricane Florence was actually sad. I almost feel sorry for him, that's why I must vote Blue all the way to 2020. 😅😅😅
rubenreza
rubenreza ヶ月 前
Can't hold a candle to Johnny Carson. Nowadays these late night monkeys need to get political to get laughs. Tells you right there what these guys are missing and what key element they don't have.
John link?
John link? ヶ月 前
That's what she said!!... Ehh ehhhhh.. C'mon..
Fire*Minx
Fire*Minx ヶ月 前
Of course.....Drump doesn’t know how any “Stormies” can get ”wet“ !!
Goodwins all access Media service provider
Republic0ns are the swamp we need to clear
renge99O9
renge99O9 ヶ月 前
If this guy is so "principled", why didn't he walk when Jeff Bezos bought the WaPo as the election campaigns were ramping up? It was obviously purchased for the SOLE reason of attacking Conservative political opponents and has lived up to that ethos every single day since, which essentially makes it an ongoing and undeclared political donation, which is illegal. Just another D.C. lifetime teat sucker, Trump is the shitstorm they all deserve. What fools buy these fake "books"? LOL
single batch23
single batch23 ヶ月 前
jimmy fallon got me drunk and touched my weiner #metoo
Firefighter343
Firefighter343 ヶ月 前
They forgot the game Pin the tail on the orange jackass!
Aruna Bharucha
Aruna Bharucha ヶ月 前
Where is norm macdonald??
Zeek M
Zeek M ヶ月 前
Woodward is a known left wing democrat attack dog.
Al Gore Bot
Al Gore Bot ヶ月 前
Yeah, Jimmy, unfortunately, you're farting from the wrong hole again.
Ashtyn G
Ashtyn G ヶ月 前
Printing money would make the value of the dollar decrease
Ashtyn G
Ashtyn G ヶ月 前
james allen then why does dump want to fix the deficit by printing more money also his tariffs are causing companies to lay off workers and go out of business which is hurting the economy
james allen
james allen ヶ月 前
Duh, also raising minimum wage lowers value of the dollar. Trump is the only president that figured out that the trade deals sucked and bringing jobs back. We dodged a bullet with Bernie running
Wolfram Stahl
Wolfram Stahl ヶ月 前
So you're saying Woodward's crowd is bigger than Trump's inauguration?
Daniel Rieger
Daniel Rieger ヶ月 前
Meanwhile Trump supporters are trying to get the printing money joke and why that's not a good solution
TWSTF 8
TWSTF 8 ヶ月 前
Caesar... ...I mean, Trump! ...is the smartest of all his sycophantic chimps in the Republican party. 🐒 That's why they follow HIM. (And the rest of us are on the beach screaming, "Oh my God! They finally really did it! You MANIACS! You blew it up! Aaaah DAMN YOU! God DAMN you all to HELL!" (Lol) {©1967 Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation and Apjac Productions, Inc. Renewed ©1995 Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation. All Rights Reserved. ©2014 Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment L.L.C. All Rights Reserved.} 🥁 ba dum dum PSSSH! 😂
Lori Strachan
Lori Strachan 17 日 前
He is in actual fact a 'fart smella'.
Ashtyn G
Ashtyn G ヶ月 前
Woodward 4 prez
Markus Jokinen
Markus Jokinen ヶ月 前
Doland Trump I love you! Simply asbest president ever 😍😍
ntblood
ntblood ヶ月 前
That Kelly-Woodward joke's punchline should have been delivered Way sooner, what a long irritating walk to the rim-shot.
Bucur Ilie
Bucur Ilie ヶ月 前
The problem is this: all the idiots who voted for the big crook, are still around us. And we all know what was said: Is easier to fool people then convince them that where fooled.
MemphisTiger
MemphisTiger 7 日 前
Hey Einstein, first of all you should capitalize a primary name if you are going to point out someone else's lack of intellect. Secondly, your candidate can't even spell his own wife's name correctly. Also, she ran her email account just fine. Those 33,000 emails, which I assume is what you are referring to, were deleted emails. Not lost as is often claimed. That has nothing to do with knowing how to run an email account.
Steven Miller
Steven Miller 28 日 前
Hey einstein. Your candidate for president couldn't even run an email account.
Telly Vin-a
Telly Vin-a ヶ月 前
"Fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again." - George W. Bush
MemphisTiger
MemphisTiger ヶ月 前
It isn't hard to convince them they were fooled. I sincerely believe a lot of them feel that way deep down. The hard part is getting them to ADMIT they were wrong. No one wants to admit they were actually wrong about something. So it is easier to continue to perpetuate a lie than to own it.
Shayla2maro106
Shayla2maro106 ヶ月 前
Best hurricane punch line is at 1:59. Thank me later lol
Joanna deymonaz
Joanna deymonaz ヶ月 前
Most don't like ted Cruz
Michel Fournier
Michel Fournier ヶ月 前
"Print money" said Trump... perfect recipe for Trump style fraud then bankruptcy! America has the greatest idiot as a king.
Wayne Black
Wayne Black ヶ月 前
Breaking news! This just in! Hurricanes are wet!
Penny Grensavitch
Last year Irma was a category 4 also.. He is such an asshole con man
Pete Heins
Pete Heins ヶ月 前
No mention of Norm Macdonald...
cary ballard
cary ballard ヶ月 前
You canceling Norm’s appearance is way worse than him stating his opinion. You do realize people have differing opinions, right?
Aleean Dream
Aleean Dream ヶ月 前
☺️☺️hiigh
Ali Prince Mohammed
Wtf usa is that you president
mercedes gomez
mercedes gomez ヶ月 前
I'm dead 🤣🤣UNO
GamezillaGaming
GamezillaGaming ヶ月 前
Fallon u Coward not letting norm come on and bending to the soft ass sjw .
Oh Yeah
Oh Yeah ヶ月 前
We want Norm!!!
sanjuansteve
sanjuansteve ヶ月 前
@1:50 Instead of a joke about them drinking alcohol (which tends to lead to fights), how about next time joking about smoking a bowl together (weed is an empathy-enhancer)?! We celebrate alcohol and weed is illegal... #Idiocracy :D
Jeremy Guthro
Jeremy Guthro ヶ月 前
You're a coward for cancelling Norm Macdonald.
Kewtr Post
Kewtr Post ヶ月 前
Tremendously windy too Donald.
Zach
Zach ヶ月 前
"The hurricane is tremendously big and tremendously wet" -Famous Presidential Quotes
TheKaiTetley
TheKaiTetley ヶ月 前
Trump describes hurricanes like he is having sex with a whale. Big and wet.
Robert Cowan
Robert Cowan ヶ月 前
Drumpf said it's incredibly big and incredibly wet. I thought in a flash that he could've easily been talking about a certain portion of Stormy Daniel's or Karen McDougal's anatomy.....but then it struck me just as quickly that that couldn't possibly be....because Drumpf couldn't possibly get either one "wet"!
LawdJamesJr
LawdJamesJr ヶ月 前
Why did you cancel Norm...YOU COWARD!
Mr BrightSide
Mr BrightSide ヶ月 前
Wet 😂
Space-Cadet David 'Spanky Bonespurs' Dennison :
In case you thought that Hurricanes were _small_ and _dry,_ you now know that it’s _big_ and _wet,_ thanks to Trump, the stable genius. 😁
Blueberryymuffin
Blueberryymuffin ヶ月 前
dwood global now *that* hurricane would be dry.
dwood global
dwood global ヶ月 前
he's referring to the other storm....stormy Daniel..; ),
George Bond
George Bond ヶ月 前
This monologue had Michelle wolfs jokes in it
Red 13
Red 13 ヶ月 前
The board games bit!😄
David Evans
David Evans ヶ月 前
Hurricanes are wet ? Who knew ? What a maroon ! 😁😁😁😁
Andre Harris
Andre Harris 2 日 前
New book that trump accidentally wrote goo.gl/raLtYU
John H
John H 29 日 前
When I read "what a maroon" I can only hear it in Bugs' voice. :)
Sutibu San
Sutibu San ヶ月 前
I think you meant monsoon.
Blueberryymuffin
Blueberryymuffin ヶ月 前
Lol Bugs Bunny 😂
Laura Lynn
Laura Lynn ヶ月 前
David Evans I think you mean moron. 🙂
Priyanka Mallick
Priyanka Mallick ヶ月 前
J b
J b ヶ月 前
DONALD TRUMP NEEDS TO RUN AS A INDEPENDENT IN 2020. BECAUSE BOTH DEM/REP PARTYS ARE TWO OF THE SAME. ITS CALLED SLEEPING WITH YOUR ENEMY.
Ryan Grimes
Ryan Grimes ヶ月 前
Shame on you for canceling Norm
Maqbool Khan
Maqbool Khan ヶ月 前
please Go back from Afghanistan...
vsboy 25
vsboy 25 ヶ月 前
Russia must deal with Woodward
Claire WORRELL
Claire WORRELL ヶ月 前
Even I learned in grade school that printing extra money is not a solution. #inflation
Joseph Manuel
Joseph Manuel ヶ月 前
Dump[f wants to follow his sh//thol//s countries that do that, Now where's the banana ?
Adolfo Jayme Barrientos
ikr? I would’ve imagined tRump knew why Venezuela had to drop five zeroes from its currency.
janusz delondre
janusz delondre ヶ月 前
do republicans consider trump intellectual?
Joseph Manuel
Joseph Manuel ヶ月 前
janusz Of course they do, he has brought them a lot of rubles and Manafort will show now that the pile was really bigger, that will be the sweetest song any canary has sung so far LMF^AOFF
Kewtr Post
Kewtr Post ヶ月 前
And the mold would nod slowly
janusz delondre
janusz delondre ヶ月 前
+Kewtr Post , "do trump intellectual," sounds like something one would say to a fairly bright slime mold
Kewtr Post
Kewtr Post ヶ月 前
None of it
janusz delondre
janusz delondre ヶ月 前
+Kewtr Post , "do republicans trump intellectual" doesn't really work, does it?