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Bill Gates Wasn't Impressed With Donald Trump

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There's no such thing as a stupid question. Unless you're the President of the United States asking about the difference between HPV and HIV.
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2018/05/19

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Dan World
Dan World 11 日 前
Steady, Stephen.. The Queen has some power :)
Redline Reggie
Redline Reggie 14 日 前
Are we voting or not?
Sijan Bhandari
Sijan Bhandari 20 日 前
All i got to say is Mr. Bill dont throw a billion dollar on president trump rather just call it a donation.
Jason Schwartz
Jason Schwartz 21 日 前
Stephen Colbert is a total fraud! He lives in a all white homogenous neighborhood just like Eric Holder, Barack Obama, Maxine Waters, Clintons, And all the rest of the were fighting white supremacy crew. White liberals and there hype men are all the same!
Pat McLeod
Pat McLeod 25 日 前
she's Candian tho! lol
Anna Dedorson
Anna Dedorson ヶ月 前
Run. For . President. Just Goooo
Brett Carter
Brett Carter ヶ月 前
If Trump truly did have unprotected sex with Stormy Daniels, he almost certainly has HPV, which is likely why he asked. In North America, nearly 75% of sexually active adults get infected with 1 of the 2 main strains of HPV that cause genital warts. The scary part is that a recent study in the US showed 23% of sexually active Americans are currently infected with at least 1 of the high-risk, cancer-causing strains of HPV. These strains of HPV are asymptomatic, and most people who find out they have it find out by being diagnosed with a cancer caused by it. People who have had multiple sex partners (ie pornstars) are EXTREMELY likely to be carrying both the low and high-risk strains of HPV which are incredibly contagious and can be transmitted despite safe sex practices, and as a member of the herpesviridae family of viruses, infection is for life and there is no cure. Nearly every porn star has the infection, and I really hope the President of the United States was not stupid enough to have unprotected sex with a woman who has unprotected sex for a living; it could have cost him his life.
Philolaus Sith66
Philolaus Sith66 ヶ月 前
Don't forget your enhancers, and try a deal with the Devil... We'll bring back accentual meter and automatic verse and nursery rhymes. We'll watch "Breaking Away." You will be as great as me! "Baa, baa, Mephisto'les, Are you selling pills? Yes, sir, yes sir, Three bags barely filled; One for mild masters, One for dumpy dames, And one for balling boys Who pine at prickly pains."
Angela Ryan
Angela Ryan ヶ月 前
Vaccine not good.
Thomas Stecyk
Thomas Stecyk ヶ月 前
Why didn't Bill Gates run for president?
Ra Thesungod
Ra Thesungod ヶ月 前
KAVANAUGH IS A SEXUAL PREDITOR TRUMP IS A SEXUAL PREDITOR TRUMP IS A GLUE HAIR MORON GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY IMPEACH HIM AND THE REPUBLICAN PARTY HILL BILLYS WITH A HAIR CUTS MORONS VOTE THEM OUT LOCK THEM UP AND TRUMP THE ORANGE COMB OVER GLUE HAIR MORON GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY!!
maybach4000
maybach4000 ヶ月 前
Americans are among the stupidest things in this world! Fuck Americans
Ellie BDKH
Ellie BDKH 2 ヶ月 前
When you make fun of the royal family you are making fun of the UK, the royal family represent the UK, no matter anyone’s opinion. I thought you were rude 🇬🇧 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
Julie W.
Julie W. 2 ヶ月 前
I'm guessing Trump has HPV. Every time I hear some stupid thing Trump says, I think that HAS to be the most stupid thing he'll ever say, and I'm always disappointed. Always. Trump's followers don't catch any of this because they don't know it either.
Bob Lawblawblaw
Bob Lawblawblaw 2 ヶ月 前
Why do Americans whoop like chimps at the slightest thing?
Venkatesh babu
Venkatesh babu 3 ヶ月 前
You don't have money only sustenance.
Venkatesh babu
Venkatesh babu 3 ヶ月 前
USA is a bunch of African slave yards. Yards. And Russian diplomacy.
Sreeja Gummadi
Sreeja Gummadi 3 ヶ月 前
I don't think it's necessary to make fun of British monarchy and British royals each and every time you talk about them...
Ray Seckler
Ray Seckler 3 ヶ月 前
Half America Is not Americans,but illegally immigrants n Elites with money,Gods money n it will r3turn back to Him n the bill Gates n Rothschild's,Carters, Bush (2),Clinton's, n those everloven Obàmas ,All Globist n no border people,Traitors !! All part of Muslim Brotherhood n George W.always had that sneeky smile n weird laugh as if Guess What I know n you Dont ? His Dad always telling us of A Thousand Points of Life , Remember ? All are a Lying bunch of "Nuts ", we the people chose to protect us ,not Kill Us !!
Devlins10
Devlins10 3 ヶ月 前
Lol, the comments are gold! They will be even more entertaining when Trump wins again in 2020 and totally re triggers the left! 😂😂. TDS is real!
MrRotaryrockets
MrRotaryrockets 3 ヶ月 前
you had me at Tool....lol
Jesse Willard
Jesse Willard 4 ヶ月 前
Bill Gates wants to lower the population of the earth.
Elijah cesspoole
Elijah cesspoole 4 ヶ月 前
And who´s impressed with you, asshole?
WHAT'SNEW
WHAT'SNEW 4 ヶ月 前
Bill Gates has killed more humans than Trump! Those vaccines are terrible for humans but great for the medical business. Wolf in Sheeps clothing! He's banned in several countries! Don't believe me look it up!!
Shawn Lewis
Shawn Lewis 4 ヶ月 前
Doesn't really make a fuck that Bill Gates wasn't impressed with Trump....Trump didn't get elected by one vote from Bill Gates. What does matter is that the working class American people are impressed with Trump which should lead to a second Trump term in 2020! MAGA! KAG! Put that in your pipe and smoke it libtards! Lol
Shawn Lewis
Shawn Lewis 3 ヶ月 前
You do realize there were 5.7 million fraudulent votes for Obama in the 2008 presidential election and we can only imagine how many MORE million there were in 2016 that are STILL unaccounted for. So the fact of the matter is if it only showed 2.8 million votes total that Killary had over Trump then removing those fraudulent votes (illegal aliens votes, dead peoples votes & rigged polling machines votes) out of the 2016 election then we can be pretty safe it was a landslide for Trump but hey better luck next time kiddo!
Be N S O N
Be N S O N 3 ヶ月 前
You do realize more than half the country hates Trump, right?
Derek Demitrius
Derek Demitrius 4 ヶ月 前
It is the other way around, None of the Late night shows can do without using Trump's name cos thats only the name that will give them enough of TRP so they are just trying to do better than one another!!
Michele Kett
Michele Kett 4 ヶ月 前
Actually, the standards set by the Monarchy, especially the Queen, makes what happens there rather better than the behaviour displayed by the nutcase who occupies the White House. Don’t knock it, it works.
j g
j g 4 ヶ月 前
Americans, such low class shills and grifters.
Jace Cavacini
Jace Cavacini 4 ヶ月 前
Bill Gates made me laugh. I'm... stunned.
Pick Pikachu
Pick Pikachu 4 ヶ月 前
Wow, I like how Trump confronts Bill Gates on negative side-effects for vaccines. Gates seems to be unaware of the fact, that Barron is likely to be one of the children who suffer from it. And Gates is perky enough to promote them into his face? And no less for a fishy thing like HIV. HPV and HIV are the same, it's both fraud, and Trump seems to know. Sadly Gates seems to lack humor.
Pick Pikachu
Pick Pikachu 4 ヶ月 前
The word you speak is the word you hear. Funny how Gates is not aware of how he was confronted for doing fraud business. He should be aware of the fact, that many people are aware, that the idea behind HIV was fraud from the beginning to the end, and about rebranding illness. But maybe he only plays ignorant. How can you make money with fraud, and buy into it yourself? Not possible.
Lisa Lisa
Lisa Lisa 4 ヶ月 前
One would think Spanky would want to distinguish between HPV & HIV prior to going bareback with porn stars... Ick!
Devlins10
Devlins10 4 ヶ月 前
Bill Gates is a well known eugenicist who hates human life, and wants you to die. Pretty much.
MySerpentine
MySerpentine 4 ヶ月 前
Who would be?
Ad Rock
Ad Rock 4 ヶ月 前
FUNNY AF
Paul Warwick
Paul Warwick 4 ヶ月 前
Bush knew he was the worst but now there is a real baffling idiot.At least Bush was polite to people.
Paul Warwick
Paul Warwick 4 ヶ月 前
This Trump is such an idiot Bill Gates just shakes his head. H e Could buy an sell him ten times over. What a jackass for president
Sridhar Kaushik
Sridhar Kaushik 5 ヶ月 前
Trump is giving enough material for comedians to be on live shows for ever!
dwarfie24
dwarfie24 5 ヶ月 前
I was waiting for the appearance part and still blew my mind. Now I am scared for her too :|
Iron Eddie
Iron Eddie 5 ヶ月 前
🖕🏻bill gates! 🇺🇸MAGA!
Ariel Steinsaltz
Ariel Steinsaltz 5 ヶ月 前
“If the fairytale is being married to the sixth in line for the throne of a constitutional monarchy that has no real power and exists only as a tourist trap” 😂
hhk khk
hhk khk 5 ヶ月 前
I'm not impressed with Bill Gates nor talking heads n cable TV
Gene Lomas
Gene Lomas 5 ヶ月 前
You get a like just for calling Trump a "tool".. hehehe
khuang96
khuang96 5 ヶ月 前
This one is especially good!
Lorna Nunez
Lorna Nunez 5 ヶ月 前
trump talk to porn stars about his daughter. allegedly
Lorna Nunez
Lorna Nunez 5 ヶ月 前
i went to sleep and, wake in time for the wedding. that was my invite. but i mist every part of it. when i saw her mother. that woman should be the face of. growing old geacefully. she look radiant gorgeous beautiful naturally. nothing fake.
imanasaurus rex
imanasaurus rex 5 ヶ月 前
Trump speaking about himself in the 3rd makes me hate him even more. I hate that shit.
Kat
Kat 5 ヶ月 前
Isn’t a spliff half mj, half tobacco? Jeez Steve
Mark Gauvreau
Mark Gauvreau 5 ヶ月 前
Bill Gates is crazy, so why would I give a shit what he thinks!!!
1293ST
1293ST 5 ヶ月 前
Well HIV and HPV are both mainly the DNA affecting sexually transmittable diseases which operate rather similarily given that frame.
Folly of Alexandria
Folly of Alexandria 5 ヶ月 前
If some old man comes up and tells you a frighteningly detailed description of what your daughter looks like to you, when he has met her PRECISELY ONCE, you should be very concerned.
Yup nope
Yup nope 5 ヶ月 前
Ya and bill gates also thinks that massive population reduction is the only way to “save” the planet.
Marty Gray
Marty Gray 5 ヶ月 前
LOL!! New Yorkers, in general, have not fallen for dear leader's okey-doke. They know him.
Bill A.
Bill A. 5 ヶ月 前
we’re not impressed with your jew ass either.
mr grunta
mr grunta 5 ヶ月 前
Gates is fucked
Blue In red
Blue In red 5 ヶ月 前
TRUMPFUCK PLEASE EAT DOGSHIT AND DROP DEAD YOU FILTHY LYING CORRUPT MONEY LAUNDERING BROKE ASS DRAFT DODGING PERVERT
DrHardlyKummsz
DrHardlyKummsz 5 ヶ月 前
So where or when can I get markles sparkle?
Intescy Avenger
Intescy Avenger 5 ヶ月 前
Hide your daughter's from it, even his own daughter.
Horny Fruit Flies
Horny Fruit Flies 5 ヶ月 前
Stephen Colbert.
Telly Vin-a
Telly Vin-a 5 ヶ月 前
i like how bill gates can say anything he wants to about trump and trump can't even tweet back about it
Carl Mizell
Carl Mizell 5 ヶ月 前
Screw Bill Gates.
Dean William
Dean William 5 ヶ月 前
I wonder how many times he fell off that in rehersal
magali mendoza
magali mendoza 5 ヶ月 前
Holy shit trump is dumb
abdirazak-gaas Ahmed
Hehehe.....
vasily202
vasily202 5 ヶ月 前
Lol this is the person deplorables voted for? We went from the smartest, most articulate, NO scandal president to the DUMBEST, most corrupt, DUMBEST, scandal ridden, DUMBEST, inarticulate, DUMBEST, hand gesticulating (russian) puppet...? Really? Someone who the more you heard him talk during the campaign the more you realized he is a Millionaire only because he inherited millions, a name and is not only a corrupt crook, but he is willing to corrupt crooks. He called reporters, and passed as Trump's accountant to say good things about... Trump/himself. How insane do you have to be to do that? The guy was somewhere at an event probably with billionaires trying to impress them, by being driven away and come back in a helicopter. Insane!
SQui19
SQui19 5 ヶ月 前
Utterly Ridiculous Utterly Ridiculous
M L
M L 5 ヶ月 前
Start at 2:15 if you hate the royal wedding hype.
Independent Mind
Independent Mind 5 ヶ月 前
Julius Caesar wrote “De Bello Gallico” talking of himself in third person. Is Trump eligible for the same treatment on the entrance of the Senate?
william willie
william willie 5 ヶ月 前
Stephen Colbert became a corporate shill after his pay went up.
richard wilmot Ph.D
richard wilmot Ph.D 5 ヶ月 前
Meghan Markle SUPPORTS WORLD VISION Joel Osteen'S BROTHER PAUL HEADS UP THE BIGGEST SCAM IN THE UNIVERSE USING CHILDREN'S PAIN & SUFFERING TO MAKE MONEY @WorldVisionUSA Foreign Correspondent FOUND THE GIRL HE HAD BEEN SUPPORTING FOR 15 YEARS HAD NOT RECEIVED A PENNY www.abc.net.au/foreign/World_Vision_Response.htm
Kryptonite
Kryptonite 5 ヶ月 前
"not ivanka hot, but you know..."
Jay Forbes
Jay Forbes 5 ヶ月 前
Hey Steven..... YOUR WHITE!!!!!! FINGER YOUR PRIVELEGE MUCH???
Gary Cooper
Gary Cooper 5 ヶ月 前
Donald Trump was driven off somewhere just so he could come back in a helicopter! That may be the Trumpest thing I’ve ever heard.
Gary Cooper
Gary Cooper 5 ヶ月 前
Gilded clock tower and a moat: They already have those.
bigraviolees
bigraviolees 5 ヶ月 前
Royalty, really stupid old idea still alive and well because the really stupid like stupid shit and paying stupid people to do nothing
jub8891
jub8891 5 ヶ月 前
and we werent impressed with windows, the worlds crappiest operating system
419 Audio
419 Audio 5 ヶ月 前
😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣
Obrudda Justdafactsman
I vomit a little in my mouth when I hear tRump speak.
little asswinkle
little asswinkle 6 ヶ月 前
Democrats are hypocrytes
Necromancer Raft
Necromancer Raft 6 ヶ月 前
lets not insult tools... tools serve a use and help construct houses for the poor
Daniel Whyatt
Daniel Whyatt 6 ヶ月 前
How dare he say that about our Royal Family. One star deducted from me.
Rob DePolo
Rob DePolo 6 ヶ月 前
It's f*n creepy Trump commented on Gates's daughter's apperance to Bill himself. Add that to everything else creepy about Donald. Sex offender, I'd bet money on it.
GenesisnKaidence
GenesisnKaidence 6 ヶ月 前
Idk who’s dumber when you hear them speak proper English.. Donald Trump or Melanie Trump... a straight toss up
Alex Bey
Alex Bey 6 ヶ月 前
Damn, that daughter comment was wack, but Trump did it to himself lol
King
King 6 ヶ月 前
"Actual Billionaire" LMAO
DanHarkless ﴾Halloween videos, YTPs, & more﴿
I was so shocked to discover that almost every single channel, besides movie channels, kids' networks, and other such themed channels were covering the stupid Royal Wedding live at 4 AM Pacific the other day. I mean, it didn't bother me that BBC America was doing live coverage, but every other non-themed channel?? When's the last time that happened? 9/11? I don't think America's founding fathers would be too pleased to see that. 😬
Ashwini P
Ashwini P 6 ヶ月 前
You can see the disgust on Gates' face when he mentions Trump with his daughter lmao
Cassius SpaceTrain
Cassius SpaceTrain 6 ヶ月 前
Trump is the perfect tool for the GOP and the oligarchy they represent
Rob DePolo
Rob DePolo 6 ヶ月 前
Agreed
Jason Smith
Jason Smith 6 ヶ月 前
Regardless of the criticisms, Trump is getting the job done. Colbert as President? - don't make me laugh! - H. Clinton? - don't make me cringe. Obama? - don't put an Islamist in the White House.
SDwilly
SDwilly 5 ヶ月 前
suck on the end of your own AR-15
Femi El
Femi El 6 ヶ月 前
Great jokes.
Tman
Tman 6 ヶ月 前
The only qualifications to run for POTUS are being a natural-born citizen, 35 years old, and lived here for 14 years. THAT'S IT! No intelligence test, no health test, no experience, no test of qualifications--things you need for most any other job. The problem is NOT Trump, it is our asinine and archaic Constitution.
chipmunktubetop
chipmunktubetop 6 ヶ月 前
Our president is the stupidest person ever elected.
StillRomane
StillRomane 6 ヶ月 前
As a French woman I was scared when I first heard you elected Trump. But this guy is soooo dumb that he ends up being more a joke than a threat. The world is much better with him being president rather than Mike Pence. When I picture him being president my blood runs cold.
coo makeup
coo makeup 6 ヶ月 前
conclusion msms4.com/NnRt
byrum katie
byrum katie 6 ヶ月 前
Drump is not the problem, it's the morons that voted for it, let them eat cake
jayarcu
jayarcu 6 ヶ月 前
Not only Bill Gates was not impressed by Donald Trump, the majority of voters in the presidential ellectlions was not impressed!
Shelton Gillie
Shelton Gillie 6 ヶ月 前
"Trump hears that you don't like what Trump is doing..." I don't know exactly why that's fucking hilarious.....but man that's fucking hilarious! hahahahahaha
Captain Brown Beard
Captain Brown Beard 6 ヶ月 前
Trump 2020. You just watch lol
Sal Hatfield
Sal Hatfield 6 ヶ月 前
colbut and gates are scum we don't need
Carla I
Carla I 6 ヶ月 前
When Colbert disappeared I thought he was on the floor laughing
Gabber Pete
Gabber Pete 6 ヶ月 前
skip to 2:33 to skip the royal wedding bullshit
Tree-hugger Sans-cœur
dissociative identity disorder