Some of the funniest quotes I got *"DYING"* there's a reason it's called baldness Howdy Millenials! Haven't you had enough money A foot for a foot A cheese for a cheese Facenating excrement self-implodes facenatingly Pay for stupidity *Yell at donuts* *LIBERATE ELITESTS* *COWS ARE COMING FOR YOU*
I have become addicted to this. It is so much better than any genuine attempts at inspirational messages. My wake up message today was, “Insanity is the universe’s way of saying thank you best friend…” followed by “you have always been a genuine monster.” It does not get any more real than that.
I did Inspirobot a year ago when I discovered it, here are my favorite quotes: "A family holiday is destructive for the human spirit." "Don't be ashamed of who you are. You're a pretend enthusiast." "The experience of being a father can be a lot similar to being crucified."
Most memorable ones I got were "Pretend to be evolved from a fish, pretend to be real." "Not changing one's underwear can be hard." And "With another betrayal comes another happiness."
I love InspiroBot lmao My favorite three quotes I’ve made with it were - “When in a relationship, be an annoyance wizard.” - “We can all be screwed up if we want to.” - “The human race without the rainbow falls apart.”
I was wondering what the fuck this comment meant and then I got to the end of the video. I'm very curious to mess around with this for hours myself now.
Ooof, don't get me started on that "im a car and I want you in me" bit 😩 I've had the HUGEST crush on Séan since I first started watching him , when he still lived in Ireland. Just something about brunette and beards for me 🤌🏽
Sean is always handsome. But I def think this fit just makes him feel....i don't know, cozy? I want to sit in front a fire with this man and talk about the philosophy of my existence.
I actually spit my drink on myself from laughing at the ‘Make Sure Your Butthole Is Human’. These are amazing and I really felt the mental instability one.
I’ve known about this website for years and I used to use it a lot when I was bored. And okay so clearly the quotes can range from positive, nonsense, funny, or concerning, but for the most part any negative quote I got was funny in a dark humor sense or just like something about depression. One time though, out of the blue, I got one where the background was two hands held out together and covered in blood and the quote just said: “You will curse.” Not gonna lie it still kinda haunts me. It’s still saved to my camera roll and any time I scroll past it I get that weird foreboding feeling
@Izaiah Florés honestly I probably could lol 😭 I wish you could post photos on JPvid comments cause it’s so much more terrifying than I could ever explain through writing
For me, the site started glitching as if the AI was actually struggling and becoming self aware like for Jack and before it returned to giving me funny nonsense it said “Can you even live without AI?” and “A murderer is a murderer and a terrible mistake is a terrible mistake.” I’m a *little* worried.
Idk if it's just me but Sean's whole aura is just "comfy" in this video and I am now struck with a secondhand effect to want to take a nap, I need a flannel that looks THAT soft
One of my favorite ones I got was " don't whip yourself, allow yourself to eat insects" " if you are who you are in the bedroom then you will destroy the bedroom" "Don't love your children. Inhale" "FEEL HIM"
9:20 "...Think about it. Sit at holm. Think about it. I'll be over here. Poppin' hweelies on my dirtbike." He still can't drop his accent when impersonating a Chad
The three best quotes I've gotten were "If we can't become one with psychopaths, what is there left to become one with? Our lives?" "By the power of prayer, we can make girlfriends pay for their mistakes" "You carry the potential to become a nice freak. And not in a good way"
My two favourite quotes I've got: ''Erotic fantasies are simply secret messages from boredom.'' ''There is a connection between dancing and self-delusion.''
This reminds me of when me and a friend randomly asked a teacher for an inspirational quote and he said "Sometimes it be like it do- Sometimes it don't." T-T The most inspirational thing I've ever heard.
my favorite inspirobot quotes are - "keep smiling and deny everything" - "we can make everyone regret everything they've ever said" - "don't call them clowns" (featuring an ominous picture of dark, misty forest)
‘You’re sitting at home, so sad, just no idea, no motivation in your life, you have no idea what you are supposed to be doing’ Sums up how my life is going.
What I got was “keep a close watch, fake your own death and never aim for the stars.” And “soon everything will seem ridiculous. So enjoy it” I feel like it’s telling me something.
I needed this so much today. I have at least 10 assignments due this coming week and have been very stressed about it. This made me cry and my stomach hurt from laughter
"Respected is he that bewaileth his grandmother, for no son yet tickled his own pubes, and still boasted about and cherished it." Bonus meta quote: "Somebody will always want you to share inspirational quotes." Against a backdrop of hundred dollar bills.
I’ve just looked this up and here are some quotes I got😂: “Object to death” “Virgo aug 23-sep 22 disappointing friend, shitty clone, compassionate liar” “Make it so that someone gets a stroke” “Viruses are only in your head” “They can hang you, they can refuse you, but they can never take away your homelessness” “Time to cherish a loser” “Sociopathy the only thing that stands between you and a hole is a hole” “Bots are gonna penetrate you”
I was using this as background noise while I was writing my notes from a class that I missed... biggest mistake. I wrote half a sentence, tearing up from laughter by minute 5. 😂
A few quotes I got years ago that I think about quite often include: -"You are living a lie." -"Try to control girls." -"To some, it's an illegal drug ring. To others, it's so incredibly much more.. it's a friendship." -"Everything you care about is imaginary." And finally, my personal favorite quote to top it all off.. "Cocaine changes things."
I always have great days! I love everyday of my life! But Jack/Seán always makes my day a little better! Like... the cherry on top of a chocolate cake. That's a surprisingly good way to describe it.
I tried inspiro bot before. here's a few funny ones I got. "You can be the reason why a fellow student vomits" "Do you know who is a woke clown? No." "Cry. don't just give up" "Squeeze your consciousness all the way down your left nostril" and my three favorites "How do you know that a spy is not a salesman? a salesman never wants to shag your family" "Act like a moron and eat bugs until someone stops you" "Psychopaths are 99% destructiveness, and 1% manifest destiny"
In mindfulness mode, after a while, the background meditational music adds in some people that seem to be "having a little fun." Very mindful stuff. Also, I think every human on Earth should try Inspirobot at least once. It's so good
Just tried it and got these from the mindfulness section...😳 "Just because you're buried, doesn't mean you're sleepy" "We all have the power to make the elite wet themselves" "In the olden days, a brave emperor once approached a filthy mother and asked her "how come you are so worshipped, you who are just a filthy mother?" "That is because I know that everything is a lie" replied the mother. The emperor had never before heard such wisdom spoken, and took it with him for the rest of his life, and later in his life, he died." "A long time ago lived a brave tailor who was trying to find territorial dominance in the wetlands. That was when he met a young and fair beggar. "Can you tell me where to find territorial dominance?" he asked the beggar. The beggar immediately replied "of territorial dominance I do not know, for I am but a mere beggar". The tailor frowned at the beggar and walked on. That night when he was shaving his hedges, the tailor understood: Existence is an illusion and there's nothing no one can do about it. And then he found territorial dominance and he was never confused again." "Dare to be the opposite sex" "Keep chanting this mantra: "my soul is not part of a cult, my soul is not part of a cult"."
My favorite ones I generated were "Perhaps heartbeats can alter the way we look at wasted time if you stop being so narrow-minded.", "If you're getting bummed, remember, try to be yourself.", "Street Performers are humans too.", "After the ambition comes creation.", and my personal favorite; "All people are trash."
I’ve been playing with this and I’m obsessed Some quotes I’ve gotten: “Being pathetic is not acceptable” “The Reptilian Agenda Starts Now” “After the birth marks comes breakfast” “Confidence can help you raise the dead”
I love the fact that Seàn said: “now we’re getting somewhere” and it Immediately devolved into: “don’t stroke animals” 😆 6:02 1000 LIKES?! WTF! This is by FAR the most I’ve Ever gotten on Any comment I’ve made! Holy fuck Thank you everyone 😅
When he was saying about how babies close their eyes I was literally staring at my daughter staring at the TV looking at crayons adventuring or something and she stared it for about 15 seconds 🤣
My favorite quote Iv'e gotten from this bot is "If you want to be loved you have to resist demons" whith the picture of a guy with a gas mask in a suite similer to this one at 2:24
The mindful music accompanied by "don't stroke animals" got me way too hard. I feel like the same could be said for most of the posters too. This whole video is material for a try not to laugh challenge. 🤣
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